Hey babe, call me an insurance company

Because i know how to f**... people ;)

Why did the company hire a lacrosse player? They needed help cutting corners.

Your lips seem lonely. Do they want some company?

Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.

"Do you work for a telecom company? Because I've been on hold waiting for your call way too long!"

"Let’s wander through the park; I hear it’s the perfect place for spontaneous adventures and great company."

Desperate for your charming company, yes. Desperate for anything else? Not a chance. You've got me intrigued.

"Google recommends you as a top place to eat, but I'm more interested in the joy of your company."

"I'm glad I could make your birthday special! Your happiness is contagious and made our spa day even more enjoyable."

"If you were my Rizz, I'd never let anyone else have a turn, because playing games with you is my ultimate high score."

Haha, you’re too sweet! But I must say, it’s the company that makes it special. What’s your go-to way to unwind after a long day?

"Is your game in Lethal Company as enchanting as your rizz? Because I'm totally captivated."

"You're the perfect blend of charm and wit, mind if I stir my day with your company?"

"They say the best nights are spent in good company; how about we make that a nightly tradition?"

Totally agree! Nothing wrong with a cozy day in. Especially if it involves some good snacks and great company... like you, perhaps? 😏

"That smile could light up a room, but it's your eyes that have me absolutely entranced. Need some company to keep them shining?"

That tea date sounds lovely. How about we add some pastries too? Even better when shared with good company!

"I'm so glad you had a wonderful time! There's nothing quite like a spa day to celebrate a special occasion. Looking forward to our next adventure!"

"Love might be complicated, but how about we keep things simple and just enjoy each other’s company?"

"I'd love to explore cafes and nightspots with you. Your company would surely make every sip and bite sweeter than the most delicious ice cream."

"Hey gorgeous, I love the way you play Lethal Company, almost as lethal as your smile melting my heart."

"Like how you play Lethal Company, you've successfully captured my heart without even needing a strategy."

"Need company in the shower? With me, you'll find every drop more enjoyable."

"Nathalie, if beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence; mind if I keep you company?"

"Well, nothing beats a cozy setting and great company. Maybe one day I'll get to experience your bigger and cozier one."

"Made it home, safe but missing the charm of your company. Care to guide me in my dreams?"

"Emily, are you a Baguio pine tree? Because I find myself pining for your company."

"I thought I loved Kassler, until I saw you. Now, all I crave is your delightful company."

"Hey gorgeous, got pain? Because I've got a cure... it's called a dose of good company and laughter!"

"Carrying wine and a pillow? Looks like you're missing the third ingredient for a perfect evening: charming company."

"Sure did, and now I'm missing our riveting conversation. Even my couch isn't as comfortable as your company."

"If you need a cozy distraction while you recover, I make a great company—tea and good vibes included!"

"Are you a hotdog at a camel race? Because seeing you makes me thirst for a Corona and more of your delightful company."

"I'm thrilled you enjoyed your birthday! Your happiness is my favorite gift. Can't wait to create more wonderful memories together!"

"Just like your name, Ananya, there's no one else like you. May I have the honor of your company?"

"Your smile is brighter than any chandelier, care to illuminate my evening further with your company?"

Sounds like a fun idea! Let's make it memorable with good food and great company. Can't wait!

"Don't fear another Wednesday night alone, sweetheart. In my company, every moment will sparkle like your captivating eyes."

"Hearing that you had fun is like music to my ears! Let's create more delightful memories together."

"Well, if you're the boss, I'm ready to work overtime just to keep enjoying this extraordinary company of yours."

Your grace in this chat I surely see,
Your forgiveness means a lot to me.
Your warmth and charm make my day,
In your company, I'd love to stay.

Intriguing... maybe you need some company for your next bath night? I have a few ideas to make it even more interesting. 😉

"Drenched in beauty and mystery—care for some company to share the sunshine when the storm passes?"

Lucky bed! I'm jealous of the relaxation it's providing you. Maybe I can come over and keep you company sometime?

"If you're feeling sleepy, how about I keep you company and we turn that dream into a reality?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everything else disappears. Just like Gregor from Limbus Company.

"Well, I hope your wild side doesn't scare off my penchant for cozy movie nights and good company."

"Need some company? I promise I'm better at scrubbing backs than any loofah."

"Well, I guess we're a match then! I always did like being in good company."

"Ha! Sounds like a tough gig. How about I offer you a break with some angelic company?"

"So, Sundays are for recovery? Care to let me nurse your heart with some great company and laughter?"

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—mind if I join you in your charming company?"

I'd love to! Ice cream is always better with good company. Let's make it a date! 😊

"A challenge accepted with a smile. But remember, it's about enjoying the company, not out-drinking it!"

"Indeed, made it home but it's not as exciting without your captivating conversation to keep me company."

"Is your workspace a comfort zone? Because you look like you could use some smooth company to lighten the load."

My d**... is a rental car company - it Hertz!

If you were a limbus company, you'd be the most valuable asset with your captivating presence.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, like how Gregor navigates Limbus Company's projects.

"You might not be sharing your food, but how about you give me a chance to taste the sweetness of your company?"

"Are you a refreshing drink? Because I’m feeling a little parched for your company right now!"

"I'm not a vampire, but your enchanting voice could make me crave for an eternity spent in your company."

"If I promise not to splash, can I join you for some tub-time conversation? You look like the perfect company!"

Are you a star? Because whenever I'm with you, everything else fades into the limbus of insignificance.

"Shots, huh? I'd challenge you to a tequila showdown, but I might get too distracted by your captivating company."

"Well, I'm just a simple guy who enjoys good company and a good laugh. Still figuring out if that's a catch or not."

Aww, rest up and drink lots of fluids! I'll be here to keep you company virtually. Take care!

"I'm sorry to hear that. But as they say, when one door closes, another opens. Care to explore this new path with some company?"

"Maybe it's time to turn up the heat then? A cup of coffee could do the trick... and maybe a charming company like yours?"

Well, if you're a gift from God, then consider me blessed to have stumbled upon such divine company. Let's explore this heavenly connection further.

Though you're petite, your charm is grand, in your company, I find myself utterly enchanted.

"You may not be happy now, but I promise, my company could change that in a heartbeat."

"Hungry, huh? Nothing satiates an appetite quite like a serving of good food and even better company."

"Absolutely, being open to different experiences enriches life, as does the company of great people, like you."

"Looks like we're stirring a sweet storm, aren't we? Let the world be jealous while we enjoy our coffee and charming company."

"Even in the midst of Lethal Company, your beauty outshines every explosion."

Surrounding yourself with good company is key. I find that shared interests and good vibes make all the difference. What about you?

"If you’re missing the sun, how about some warm coffee together? I promise my company is just as cozy."

"Nope, just coffee and adventure! I find the best buzz comes from great company and spontaneous plans. How do you like to unwind?"

"Your blue eyes are brighter than my darkest days, can I share a strawberry milkshake and your company?"

"Your clothes must be feeling lonely, how about we strip them away for some company?"

"Hungry for a meal, or hungry for some captivating company? Because I can provide both."

Did you fall from the sky or are you just another Texan angel? Just looking for some cattle rustlin' company.

"Breakfast in bed with you would be a feast for all my senses, especially the one craving your company."

"Is your name Sugar? Because you're short, sweet and I crave your company more than dessert."

"Excuse me, but this night ride seems incomplete without the company of a stunning moonlight like you."

"Fair point! In the spirit of sharing, my answer would be 'a spontaneous road trip with good company'. Your turn?"

"Well, lucky for you, I'm not looking to be your boyfriend - just your charming distraction."

"Your happiness is my priority. I'm glad you had fun! You light up any place with your presence, making even the spa feel extra special!"

"Care to join me in conquering this burger? I promise, I bite the food, not the beautiful company."

"They say life is a journey, so could I be lucky enough to travel it in your captivating company?"

"I can't help but notice, your lethal moves in gaming match the way you've captured my heart... irresistibly intense."

"I'm sure your cooking is as delightful as your company. Can you make a recipe for never-ending conversations too?"

"Cold? I recommend the 'IGLOO' technique - Ignore Grim Low Outdoor Occurrences and stay inside with warm tea and good company. Like me!"

"Well, I guess that makes me a lucky guy then! Good men deserve good company. What’s your idea of a perfect date, beautiful? 😉"

"Is that a challenge? Because I’m all in for a lifetime of cravings—especially if they come with good company. 😉 What’s your flavor?"

"Hey, are you a high score in Lethal Company? Because I could play you all night and still want more."

"Missing the sun? I can warm you up, and my bed is always better with company like yours."

"Seeing you in that cake sticker, I realized my birthday wish - got the icing, now all I need is your sweet company."

"Is your side of the bed lonely tonight or would you fancy some delightful company?"

"Hey gorgeous, looks like you're starving for food and love. Can I offer a delicious dinner and soothing company to cure your headache?"

"Indeed, we're only missing each other's company, your majesty. Your presence is more enchanting than any crown jewels!"

Haha, I'm a bit of a night owl too! I usually call it a night around 1 am. Your company would definitely make staying up late worth it 😊

"Loneliness can be tough, but sometimes the right company can make it disappear. You seem like good company, perhaps we could chat more?"

Who needs a lord and savior when I've got you keeping me company? Your presence alone feels like a blessing.

If love were a business, you'd be the limbus company - always exceeding expectations.

"Well, I may not be your boyfriend, but I can definitely show you a different kind of company."

"Patna seems even more appealing now. Looking forward to the party & your charming company."

"You constantly exclaim 'oh', but can I inspire a 'wow' instead with my company?"

"I promise, if you give me a chance, you'll find more than just a single drink's worth of charm."

"Indeed, every moment is a celebration when the company is delightful. So, shall we start with a toast to new beginnings?"

"Installments? Darling, your company is credit enough. Let's just focus on investing in memories together."

Bubbles are fun, but imagine them with your favorite company... Just saying. 😉

"Well, I prefer to keep some mystery alive but I can share that I enjoy good company, laughter, and a fine cup of coffee."

"Is your bed as comfortable as your company? Because with you, I feel like I'm on cloud nine."

Honestly, it’s your vibe—so magnetic! I’d love to explore that connection in person. What’s our first adventure?

"Are you a gingerbread woman? Because you're spicy, sweet and I can't help but crave your company!"

"Like a Pocky stick, I'm sweet and always good company. Would you like to taste the sweetness of life together?"

"Just like a charm! But no place feels safe enough now without your enchanting company 😉"

Don't worry, I won't be too serious. Let's just have fun and enjoy each other's company. Ready for some laughs?

"Is your finger feeling lonely? Because my ring would love to keep it company."

Do you know what's brighter than your smile? The way you light up this limbus company.

"Seeing you relaxed and smiling was the perfect gift for me. Let's make more beautiful memories together, birthday boy."

"If you ever need a break from therapy, I'm here to provide some laughter and good company."

"Are you a couch? Because I could spend all day just relaxing in your company."

"Don't worry, aapko koi zaroor uthayega. Until then, let's keep each other company and enjoy our conversation, shall we?"

You shine brighter than the stars on my solo date night. Can I have the pleasure of your company?

Just like Coke, you're refreshing and bubbly, leaving me thirsty for more of your company.

"Are you a night owl? Because I'm feeling a little wild and you seem like the perfect company."

"Are you a fan of Lethal Company? Because our age difference just makes our game more thrilling and exciting."

"Is your name Espresso? Because you've got me feeling energized and craving more of your company."