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Top 30 Company Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Company pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Company conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, are you a person who has just reached working age in a Pennsylvania coal company town?

    Because I've just got to make you mine.

  2. I want to exploit you like an oil company.

  3. You better get your engine started, 'cause here I come... and I've brought company.

  4. Don't I know you from that green energy company that went bankrupt?

  5. Are you an officer? Coz I just love to be in your company.

  6. Would you like to work in my excavation company?

    Because I'd like to make you mine.

  7. Hey babe, call me an insurance company

    Because i know how to fuck people ;)

  8. Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.

  9. My dong is a rental car company - it Hertz!

  10. Gunny says I’m the best humper in the company. That’s why he puts me in the rear.

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Now's the time for love... we DON"T have company.

Number 47 said to number 3, you're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company, come on and do the jailhouse rock with me. LETS ROCK!

Are you a game company?

Coz Ubisoft

Are you a Fortune 500 company?

Because you’re an asset I’d love to invest in

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I thought this was my e-trade account...

I am hoping to aquire some of your company.

Hey girl, you remind me of a successful business
Because I’m loving your company

Do you like Noodles and Company?

Her: Uh sure

You: Good, I'll provide the noodle, you keep it company ;)

Do you work for the East Indie Trading Company?

Cause you know how to move that booty

Are you my credit card company?

...because my interest in you is making my principle grow

Girl are you The Lonely Mountain?

Cause I'm Thorin's Company and I'm looking to reclaim that cave.

Pickup line for guys based off of, "What color is this dress?"

Take a picture of yourself in a dress on your phone. Go up to a girl at the bar and ask, "Hey what color is this dress?" They'll be thinking, "Oh no not this B.S. again..." but then they see it's a ridiculous picture of you in a dress. Could think you're a cross-dresser, but chances are they'll get a good laugh and you'll have some company on the walk home.

You look like you could use some company.

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Working Company tinder opener

Hey there hottie, do you need some company? cuz i need to be adopted.

I really need help lol

I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.

I'm the best humper in the company. That's why he puts me in the rear.

I'm the top executive managing president of international sales at the #1 marketing company in the greater Northern hemisphere.

I had to drop out of college because the $250,000,000 software company I started in my dorm room was taking up too much of my time. Can I buy you a PC?

Then how about a nightcap on the company? My company.