Hey babe, call me an insurance company

Because i know how to f**... people ;)

Why did the company hire a lacrosse player? They needed help cutting corners.

Your lips seem lonely. Do they want some company?

Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.

"If you were my Rizz, I'd never let anyone else have a turn, because playing games with you is my ultimate high score."

"Emily, are you a Baguio pine tree? Because I find myself pining for your company."

"Desperate? Darling, one sip with me, and you'll realize it's the best blend of coffee and company you've ever tasted."

"Made it home, safe but missing the charm of your company. Care to guide me in my dreams?"

"Perfect! Who needs labels when we can just enjoy each other's stimulating company? 😏"

"Are you a game from Lethal Company? Because I can't seem to stop playing with the idea of us together."

"I'm glad I could make your birthday special! Your happiness is contagious and made our spa day even more enjoyable."

"Google recommends you as a top place to eat, but I'm more interested in the joy of your company."

"I'm so glad you had a wonderful time! There's nothing quite like a spa day to celebrate a special occasion. Looking forward to our next adventure!"

"Amanda, is your name in the dictionary? Because it must be next to 'sexy' and 'beautiful'. Fancy some company?"

"I'd love to explore cafes and nightspots with you. Your company would surely make every sip and bite sweeter than the most delicious ice cream."

"Like how you play Lethal Company, you've successfully captured my heart without even needing a strategy."

"Hey gorgeous, I love the way you play Lethal Company, almost as lethal as your smile melting my heart."

"Your smile is brighter than any chandelier, care to illuminate my evening further with your company?"

"Hey gorgeous, got pain? Because I've got a cure... it's called a dose of good company and laughter!"

"Carrying wine and a pillow? Looks like you're missing the third ingredient for a perfect evening: charming company."

"I'm thrilled you enjoyed your birthday! Your happiness is my favorite gift. Can't wait to create more wonderful memories together!"

"Sure did, and now I'm missing our riveting conversation. Even my couch isn't as comfortable as your company."

"A challenge accepted with a smile. But remember, it's about enjoying the company, not out-drinking it!"

"Don't fear another Wednesday night alone, sweetheart. In my company, every moment will sparkle like your captivating eyes."

"Need some company? I promise I'm better at scrubbing backs than any loofah."

"Well, if you're the boss, I'm ready to work overtime just to keep enjoying this extraordinary company of yours."

"So, Sundays are for recovery? Care to let me nurse your heart with some great company and laughter?"

"Well, I guess we're a match then! I always did like being in good company."

"Ha! Sounds like a tough gig. How about I offer you a break with some angelic company?"

"Are you a hotdog at a camel race? Because seeing you makes me thirst for a Corona and more of your delightful company."

"I bet our shared memories are keeping you company, but aren't they just better with me around?"

"Just like your name, Ananya, there's no one else like you. May I have the honor of your company?"

"Ever thought about having company in the shower? Just to conserve water, of course!"

"I thought I loved Kassler, until I saw you. Now, all I crave is your delightful company."

"Well, I hope your wild side doesn't scare off my penchant for cozy movie nights and good company."

"Hearing that you had fun is like music to my ears! Let's create more delightful memories together."

"Maybe it's time to turn up the heat then? A cup of coffee could do the trick... and maybe a charming company like yours?"

"I'm not a vampire, but your enchanting voice could make me crave for an eternity spent in your company."

"You might not be sharing your food, but how about you give me a chance to taste the sweetness of your company?"

My d**... is a rental car company - it Hertz!

"Your blue eyes are brighter than my darkest days, can I share a strawberry milkshake and your company?"

"Shots, huh? I'd challenge you to a tequila showdown, but I might get too distracted by your captivating company."

"Hungry for a meal, or hungry for some captivating company? Because I can provide both."

"Hungry, huh? Nothing satiates an appetite quite like a serving of good food and even better company."

"Absolutely, being open to different experiences enriches life, as does the company of great people, like you."

"Even in the midst of Lethal Company, your beauty outshines every explosion."

"Well, I'm just a simple guy who enjoys good company and a good laugh. Still figuring out if that's a catch or not."

"Your clothes must be feeling lonely, how about we strip them away for some company?"

"Looks like we're stirring a sweet storm, aren't we? Let the world be jealous while we enjoy our coffee and charming company."

"I'm sorry to hear that. But as they say, when one door closes, another opens. Care to explore this new path with some company?"

"Is your name Sugar? Because you're short, sweet and I crave your company more than dessert."

"Like a poet seeks his muse, in your company, I find my truth; your essence is my solace, my dear, it's absolute."

"Care to join me in conquering this burger? I promise, I bite the food, not the beautiful company."

"Fair point! In the spirit of sharing, my answer would be 'a spontaneous road trip with good company'. Your turn?"

"I'm sure your cooking is as delightful as your company. Can you make a recipe for never-ending conversations too?"

"Your happiness is my priority. I'm glad you had fun! You light up any place with your presence, making even the spa feel extra special!"

"They say life is a journey, so could I be lucky enough to travel it in your captivating company?"

"Seeing you in that cake sticker, I realized my birthday wish - got the icing, now all I need is your sweet company."

"Cold? I recommend the 'IGLOO' technique - Ignore Grim Low Outdoor Occurrences and stay inside with warm tea and good company. Like me!"

"Indeed, we're only missing each other's company, your majesty. Your presence is more enchanting than any crown jewels!"

"I can't help but notice, your lethal moves in gaming match the way you've captured my heart... irresistibly intense."

"Hey gorgeous, looks like you're starving for food and love. Can I offer a delicious dinner and soothing company to cure your headache?"

"Hey, are you a high score in Lethal Company? Because I could play you all night and still want more."

"Indeed, every moment is a celebration when the company is delightful. So, shall we start with a toast to new beginnings?"

"Like a Pocky stick, I'm sweet and always good company. Would you like to taste the sweetness of life together?"

"Patna seems even more appealing now. Looking forward to the party & your charming company."

"You constantly exclaim 'oh', but can I inspire a 'wow' instead with my company?"