Top 50 Business Pick Up lines

You know the business, and I know the chemistry.

Let's partner up.

Hey babe, are you a software update?

Because I’m busy right now, but let’s do it tonight.

I can tap your wires like nobody's business.

Are you busy tonight at 4 AM?

I wanna flesh out some symbiotic synergies with you.

Girl, why don't you come over to my place . . . of business that is, because women belong in the workplace.

You're the star in my Boston Matrix diagram.

Care to work under me?

Are you a business administration major? Cuz I'd like to show you how to solve my unit elasticity.

I'm the CEO of love... My bedroom is never a bored room.

I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest... for real, it’s hot! Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Let's skip the foreshadowing and get down to business.

Baby you’re so sweet you’d put Hershey's out of business!

I'm gonna take this up with you offline.

We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You…complete me. from "Jerry Maguire"

You could put all the sweets business if you will be consistently sweet like that.

Getting lucky usually means getting parking space at a busy mall, but tonight you can change that.

I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.

Hey girl, if you’re so busy

Then why don’t you put me on your “to do” list?

Hi there. If we get busy, I'd like my minion to have divine shield.

I want you to be my partnership during ups and downs.

I know that you are busy

But you can add me to your do list

“i think we have great chemistry.. wanna add some romance?”

“are you a skater boy? cause i wanna see ya later, boy”

“i’m in the business of misery. wanna join?”

“i heard you like blink-182. wanna make first date a reality?”

“have you heard the news that you’re dead? cause only angels look this beautiful.”

“if i bring you my bullets, will you give me your love?”

“if you take me home, i’d be your king for a day.”

“i wanna be your black veil bride.”

“do you have a girlfriend? if so, i think you need a new one.”

“you wanna join the black parade with me?”

“you look like the kind of person i’d write a song about.”

“this place is boring. wanna be my escape?”

“don’t mean to change the topic, but i think you’re kind of hot.”

“i heard good girls like bad guys. wanna test that theory out?”

I’m working on a fun project and I was hoping I could rope you in.

Hi, this is my briefcase. Would you like to peruse it's contents?

To a person who likes breaking bad:

“You know the business, and I know the chemistry… I’m thinking, maybe you and I could partner up.”

Girl your so sweet you put Hershey's out of business.

Do you feel the synergy in the air between us?

I know your busy

But can u put me on ur to do list

Are you involved in Business? Because you really know how to position yourself for me.

I'm a businessman, and I wanna make a deal

Let's exchange our numbers first. Then, talk business.

Please go about your business. Don’t mind me on your leg.

Girl, time to Skip Intro and go straight to reality show business.

I come in peace, but I mean business.

Hey, can I tick you off?

Because I'm a busy man and you are the last thing on my to do list.

Are you a small business?

Cus I’m looking for parking in your rear

Are you a local business in Minneapolis?

Because I wanna bust inside you and rearrange your insides