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Top 28 Brand Name Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Brand Name pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Brand Name conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

  2. Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D

  3. Take me to Papa John's, because this love is at 425 degrees.

  4. Do you work at Subway? Because you’re giving me a footlong.

  5. Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

  6. Girl are you my new iPhone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.

  7. Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

  8. Do you work at Burger King? Because you’re giving it to me the way I like it!

  9. Name of your body has to be seen, because it’s everywhere I want to be.

  10. Call me Mountain Dew, 'cause when we hang we'll have a Baja Blast!

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Funny brand name pickup lines

I want you more than a Haagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

My dong is a rental car company - it Hertz!

Girl your name must be Gillette...

cause you're the best a man can get!

Why pay $5 at Subway, when you can't get this footling for free.

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If you were a food

You would be name brand

My name might not be Taco Bell, but I sure can spice up your night!

Is your name Sirens? Because I'm sleeping with you tongiht.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Hi, can I get your baseball jersey? (What?) You know your name and number!

Hi my name is pogo. Would you like to jump on my stick?

Hey is your last name Chilli's because I can see myself chewin those babybacks

Are your name campfire? Because you are hot and I want S'more.

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Working Brand Name tinder opener

Is your name Google? Because you have everything i'm searching for.

Your name must be (your car here) because my backseat has it written all over.

You can call me FedEx because I've got a big package with your name on it.

My names not ELMo, but you can tickle me anyways!