"Sweet as honeydew, boy named Xiao, my heart only beats melodic tunes for you."

"Are you a library book, Madison? Because I'm checking you out and boy, your story is overdue for some laughs!"

"Your allure mirrors purple's depth, in the gym or sipping gum, with you and Alani, darling, every moment is fun."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything a good boy has been searching for."

"You like Alani? Because when I look at you, my heart does a sprint faster than any treadmill at the gym."

"Rica, your charm may intimidate others, but to me, it's just a reminder of why I fell for you before."

"Is your name Alvin? Because like the chipmunk, you've clearly been hoarding all the good looks!"

"In the gym with Conner, yet it's you who's got the power, like a purple Alani bloom in a morning shower."

"I've moved on, Rica - from old mistakes to new possibilities. Let's make history, not heartbreak."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than my love for vin and extra large pizzas."

"Is your name Cordon Bleu? Because you've stirred my heart like I stir my favorite sauce."

"Rica, our history doesn't define us, but it's a great place to start rewriting our story."

"Rica, I moved on from us, not you. Your charm is irresistible, and no popularity changes that."

"Is your name Tradition? Because just like a good storyline, I can see us becoming a classic together."

"Is your name Backstreet Boys? Because 'Quit Playing Games' with my heart!"

"Rica, I'm not staring because I'm stuck in the past, I'm simply admiring the future we could rewrite together."

"Are you a purple Alani? Because when I see you, my heart doesn't just run, it SPRINTS on the treadmill."

Do you listen to Jason Derulo? Because every time I see you I want to sing your name.

"Your popularity may be new, Rica, but my feelings for you never got old."

"Rica, I've moved on, but couldn't ignore the shine from your popularity. Some lights can't be dimmed."

Hello my name is Rich and I have expensive tastes.

"Rica, I was merely admiring the change. It's intriguing how popularity can transform a person, isn't it?"

"Is your name Fajr? Because my heart starts its day by whispering your name to the sunrise."

"Conner may be your gym buddy, but how about we swap those protein shakes for a purple Alani drink and some conversation?"

"Like a boy playing horror games, my heart races every time I see you, Bleucat."

"Is your name Fajr? Because my heart begins its day with the thought of you."

"Hey Conner, does your girl like purple? Because every time she lifts weights, I see the color of passion blooming."

"Is your name Cordon Bleu? Because you've stirred something in me that only a gourmet chef could."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, even though you've got more bars than me."

"Hey, can I join your gym regimen? Because every time I see you with Connor, I'm lifting my spirits!"

"In the gym with Conner, yet your glow outshines any weight, purple passion in your eyes pure, Alani sweetens our fate."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything this Svenska boy has been searching for."

"Don't flatter yourself, Rica. I'm just checking on how my decisions from the past turned out."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for a tall tale that ends with us, not just an algorithm."

"Is your name Willy Wonka? Because this porky boy finds your irresistible sweetness utterly groundbreaking."

"Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, despite the interference from my love handles."

"Like a boy named Emmanuel, I just can't resist using my powerslamrizz attack to win your heart."

"Rica, our past has its scars, but I'd rather dance with a lioness than chase docile deer. You're still the fiercest one in my eyes."

"Is your name Vin? Because this 'fat boy' thinks we're a perfect blend, just like a fine Bordeaux."

"Rica, seeing you blush reminds me of why I fell for you, I'm just trying to fall again."

"Rica, I moved on from us, but never from admiring your strength to stand alone against all odds."

"Rica, they say time heals all wounds, but yours made me stronger. Let's turn the past into a beautiful present."

"Your popularity doesn't intimidate me, Rica. Because I remember when your smile was my world's biggest attraction."

"Rica, our past may have been rocky, but let's rewrite our story this semester."

"Girl, are you Alani? Because every time I gulp my gum, I wish it was you giving me that refreshing kick!”

"Is your name Goldilocks? Because this curly-haired boy is just right for you!"

"Is your name Freddy? Because this Romanian boy thinks he's found his favorite pizzeria in your eyes!"

"Ever thought of swapping that snowmobile ride, Breanna, for a charming country boy like me?"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, a baddie who likes cute things."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Cause I'm feeling a connection here, but boy, is it looking unstable!"

"Rica, I moved on from us, but never from the respect and admiration I hold for you."

"Are you a purple dumbbell? Cause every time I see you, I feel like Conner in the gym, totally weightless!"

"Is your name Cordon Bleu? Because you've got me dreaming about our future culinary adventures together."

"Is your name Noor? Because you light up my world with your radiant smile and beautiful soul."

"Breanna, how about we trade in those four wheels for two hearts racing together under this country sky?"

"Rica, whether you accept me or not doesn't change the fact that you still have the most captivating smile."

"Rica, you've become the sun in this school - bright, hot and impossible for anyone to reach...but I've always been good at defying impossibilities."

"I'm not a poor guy, Rica. I just appreciate beauty when I see it."

"Is your name Manga? Because my heart's storyline has been all about boys loving one traditional girl, you!"

"You're definitely not as dull as the others, Rica. I was simply admiring your transformation. Quite the ice queen, aren't you?"

"Rica, couldn't help but notice your smile across the room - it lights up any place, not just my heart."

"Your popularity isn't what caught my eye, Rica. It's the way you've grown stronger and fiercer after our split."

"Are you a dumbbell? Because I just can't seem to put you down, like Conner at the gym."

"Gum and Alani, in your hand they twirl, as captivating and strong as any gym girl."

"Rica, I look at you not because I'm stuck in the past, but because your radiance outshines the present."

"Oh, Rica, I'm just admiring the drastic transformation you've undergone. Zero to Cruella real quick, huh?"

Rich Cronin: Hi, my name is rich. I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch.[well that one was obvious heheeh]