50 John Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of good and highly effective John rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about john, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.
Best Working John Pickup Lines
A good John hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !
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My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
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Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
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I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.
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The name is John. John Holmes.
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I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
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Want to know why they be callin' me Long John?

Short and cute john pickup lines to impress a girl
Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about john are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
Aye, me Long John Silver would love to meet ye Black Beard! Arrrg?
Take me to Papa John's, because this love is at 425 degrees.
Are you john?
Cuz I've never Cena women like you

Is your middle name John
Cause I never Cena person like you
No honestly my real name is John Smith.
Are you John F Kennedy?
Cause I wanna take you out some time. :)
Cheesy john Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Are you sure your name isn't John?
Cause I've never Cena guy/girl as cute as you.
I need you...
Like John F. Kennedy needed a car with a roof
I'd Lennon YOUR John. Oh, darling. heart emoticon
I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.
Are you John Lennon ?
Cause i feel like we should come together, right now
Girl, Are you a Podium?
Because I could see myself coming first ontop of you.
Then John second.
And David third.

Is your name John?
Cause I've never Cena girl/guy looking so good.
Corny john Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder
Try using funny and charming John conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.
Is your name John ?
Because I've never Cena girl as beautiful as you .
My name is John, but you can call me....
Any time.
Are you a John Deere 4044 Utility tractor?
Cause I want you to plow.
Call me John Legend
Because all of me loves all of you
Are you John Wilkes Booth?
Cause you blow my mind
Hey girl did you order pizza?
Because your papa johns is right here
Girl, Are you bullet?
Because I can't get you out of my head
- John F. Kennedy
Are you John Cena?
Because I've never Cena girl like you before.
You must be John Locke, because you are the key to my conscious.
Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.
You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.
Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.
A good john Pickup Lines for Bumble
Using good and smooth John hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.
Being part of The Resistance does not mean saying “NO” to me. (John Connor)
Didn’t you say “If I was the last man on earth”? Looks like we’re getting pretty close. (John Connor)
Girl you are so fine! I wouldn’t even care if you were a Terminator. You could kill me with those sexy red eyes. (John Connor)
If you don’t go out with me, I’ll tell the machines where you are hiding. Just kidding…………….maybe. (John Connor)
Most guys would say see you later, but the chances of me seeing you again are very slim so let’s get married. (John Connor)
They say nice guys finish last. With most of our population gone, it’s about a nine person race. What do I get for finishing fourth? (John Connor)
This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally! (John Connor)
We owe it to our loved ones to re-populate the earth. Think about our future before you say no. (John Connor)
You are the prettiest girl I’ve seen in a long time. Seriously, I haven’t seen another person in months. (John Connor)
They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long
They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.
I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi
Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?
People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!
John 3:16, I want an eternal life with you.
If fantasy football was full house, then consider me John Stamos.
Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain John love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty John chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.