Top 50 John Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty John pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy John conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

2. Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?

3. I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

4. The name is John. John Holmes.

5. I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

6. Want to know why they be callin' me Long John?

7. I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.

8. Aye, me Long John Silver would love to meet ye Black Beard! Arrrg?

9. Take me to Papa John's, because this love is at 425 degrees.

10. Are you john?

    Cuz I've never Cena women like you

Funny john pickup lines

Is your middle name John
Cause I never Cena person like you

No honestly my real name is John Smith.

Are you John F Kennedy?

Cause I wanna take you out some time. :)

Are you sure your name isn't John?

Cause I've never Cena guy/girl as cute as you.

I'd Lennon YOUR John. Oh, darling. heart emoticon

I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.

Are you John Lennon ?

Cause i feel like we should come together, right now

Girl, Are you a Podium?

Because I could see myself coming first ontop of you.

Then John second.

And David third.

Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)

Is your name John?

Cause I've never Cena girl/guy looking so good.

Is your name John ?

Because I've never Cena girl as beautiful as you .

My name is John, but you can call me....

Any time.

Are you John Wilkes Booth?

Cause you blow my mind

Hey girl did you order pizza?

Because your papa johns is right here

Call me John Legend

Because all of me loves all of you

Girl, Are you bullet?

Because I can't get you out of my head
- John F. Kennedy

Call me John Adams, 'cause I want to be all up in your xyz affair.

You must be John Locke, because you are the key to my conscious.

Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.

John Watson? More like John Hot-son.

You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.

Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.

Being part of The Resistance does not mean saying “NO” to me. (John Connor)