Top 50 John Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty John pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy John tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.
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Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
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I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.
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The name is John. John Holmes.
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I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.
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Want to know why they be callin' me Long John?
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I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.
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Aye, me Long John Silver would love to meet ye Black Beard! Arrrg?
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Take me to Papa John's, because this love is at 425 degrees.
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Are you john?
Cuz I've never Cena women like you
Working john pickup lines
Do you work for Papa Johns? Because you're a fine pizza ass.
Is your middle name John
Cause I never Cena person like you
No honestly my real name is John Smith.
Are you John F Kennedy?
Cause I wanna take you out some time. :)
I need you...
Like John F. Kennedy needed a car with a roof
I'd Lennon YOUR John. Oh, darling. heart emoticon
I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.
Are you John Lennon ?
Cause i feel like we should come together, right now
Girl, Are you a Podium?
Because I could see myself coming first ontop of you.
Then John second.
And David third.
Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)
Is your name John?
Cause I've never Cena girl/guy looking so good.
Is your name John ?
Because I've never Cena girl as beautiful as you .
Are you a John Deere 4044 Utility tractor?
Cause I want you to plow.
Girl, Are you bullet?
Because I can't get you out of my head
- John F. Kennedy
Are you John Wilkes Booth?
Cause you blow my mind
Hey girl did you order pizza?
Because your papa johns is right here
Call me John Legend
Because all of me loves all of you
You must be John Locke, because you are the key to my conscious.
Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.
John Watson? More like John Hot-son.
You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.
Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.
Being part of The Resistance does not mean saying “NO” to me. (John Connor)
