Top 50 John Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth John chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

2. Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?

3. I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

4. The name is John. John Holmes.

5. I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

6. Want to know why they be callin' me Long John?

7. I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.

8. Aye, me Long John Silver would love to meet ye Black Beard! Arrrg?

9. Take me to Papa John's, because this love is at 425 degrees.

10. Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you're a fine pizza ass.

Funny john pickup lines

Is your middle name John
Cause I never Cena person like you

No honestly my real name is John Smith.

I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.

I need you...

Like John F. Kennedy needed a car with a roof

Are you John Lennon ?

Cause i feel like we should come together, right now

Girl, Are you a Podium?

Because I could see myself coming first ontop of you.

Then John second.

And David third.

Is your name John ?
Because I've never Cena girl as beautiful as you .

My name is John, but you can call me....

Any time.

Are you a John Deere 4044 Utility tractor?

Cause I want you to plow.

Are you John Wilkes Booth?

Cause you blow my mind

Call me John Legend

Because all of me loves all of you

Hey girl did you order pizza?

Because your papa johns is right here

Girl, Are you bullet?

Because I can't get you out of my head
- John F. Kennedy

Call me John Adams, 'cause I want to be all up in your xyz affair.

You must be John Locke, because you are the key to my conscious.

Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.

John Watson? More like John Hot-son.

You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.

Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.

Being part of The Resistance does not mean saying “NO” to me. (John Connor)

Didn’t you say “If I was the last man on earth”? Looks like we’re getting pretty close. (John Connor)

Girl you are so fine! I wouldn’t even care if you were a Terminator. You could kill me with those sexy red eyes. (John Connor)

If you don’t go out with me, I’ll tell the machines where you are hiding. Just kidding…………….maybe. (John Connor)

Most guys would say see you later, but the chances of me seeing you again are very slim so let’s get married. (John Connor)

They say nice guys finish last. With most of our population gone, it’s about a nine person race. What do I get for finishing fourth? (John Connor)