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58 John Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 58 john pick up lines for her and flirty john rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about john that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your john rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny john pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty john joke for a great chat response.

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A good John pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

  2. Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?

  3. I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

  4. The name is John. John Holmes.

  5. I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

  6. Want to know why they be callin' me Long John?

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What is a good John pickup line?

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about john are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I’m like Papa Johns, always the best ingredients.

Aye, me Long John Silver would love to meet ye Black Beard! Arrrg?

Take me to Papa John's, because this love is at 425 degrees.

Are you john?

Cuz I've never Cena women like you

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Is your middle name John

Cause I never Cena person like you

No honestly my real name is John Smith.

Are you John F Kennedy?

Cause I wanna take you out some time. :)


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Are you sure your name isn't John?

Cause I've never Cena guy/girl as cute as you.

I need you...

Like John F. Kennedy needed a car with a roof

I'd Lennon YOUR John. Oh, darling. heart emoticon

I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.

Are you John Lennon ?

Cause i feel like we should come together, right now


Girl, Are you a Podium?

Because I could see myself coming first ontop of you.

Then John second.

And David third.

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Working John tinder opener

Is your name John?

Cause I've never Cena girl/guy looking so good.

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Try using funny and charming John conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Is your name John ?

Because I've never Cena girl as beautiful as you .

My name is John, but you can call me....

Any time.

Are you a John Deere 4044 Utility tractor?

Cause I want you to plow.

Call me John Legend

Because all of me loves all of you

Are you John Wilkes Booth?
Cause you blow my mind

Hey girl did you order pizza?

Because your papa johns is right here

Girl, Are you bullet?

Because I can't get you out of my head
- John F. Kennedy

Are you John Cena?

Because I've never Cena girl like you before.

You must be John Locke, because you are the key to my conscious.


Are you one of John’s jumpers? Because you look so cozy and unique.

You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.

Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.

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Using good and clever John hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Being part of The Resistance does not mean saying “NO” to me. (John Connor)

Didn’t you say “If I was the last man on earth”? Looks like we’re getting pretty close. (John Connor)

Girl you are so fine! I wouldn’t even care if you were a Terminator. You could kill me with those sexy red eyes. (John Connor)

If you don’t go out with me, I’ll tell the machines where you are hiding. Just kidding…………….maybe. (John Connor)

Most guys would say see you later, but the chances of me seeing you again are very slim so let’s get married. (John Connor)

They say nice guys finish last. With most of our population gone, it’s about a nine person race. What do I get for finishing fourth? (John Connor)

This may sound like a pick up line, but you might die without me. Literally! (John Connor)

We owe it to our loved ones to re-populate the earth. Think about our future before you say no. (John Connor)

You are the prettiest girl I’ve seen in a long time. Seriously, I haven’t seen another person in months. (John Connor)


They say I'm like John Jaso because I'm all clear to be behind your plate all summer long

They don't call me Long John because my head is so big.

I was once a lawn ornament for John Bon Jovi

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Using these smooth John pickup lines make her give you her number.

Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

John 3:16, I want an eternal life with you.

If fantasy football was full house, then consider me John Stamos.

For you, I don't think I'll kick out at two. (Obligatory John Cena)

Call me John Cena because I'll only need five moves.

Why don't you and me go back to my John Deere Green Ford Truck and share a moon pie whilst we watch the fireworks.

If I'm your Sherlock, will you be my john?

Wanna role play? I'll be John Adams and you can be Abigail. They wrote very s**... love letters, you know.


I'll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.

John Watson? More like John Hot-son.

Call me John Adams, 'cause I want to be all up in your xyz affair.

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain John love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty John chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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