Top 12 Michael Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Michael pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Girl, I'd make you scream more than Michael Myers.
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My name is Michael Bay. Wanna be in the new Transformers movie? You gotta do something for me first...
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot
This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82.
I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No!
Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants. -
Sorry if I seem aggravated -- I'm still upset about that world-class jerk, Michael Moore.
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Do you listen to Michael Jackson?
What a coincidence, every time I think of you I just want to beat it
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Hey girl is your name Michael Cera?
Cuz you’re Superbad
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I need a awesometacular pick-up line for someone named Michael
Pleassseee it's very urgent
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Girl, are you Michael Jackson?
Cause i want you to beat it.
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If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.
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I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
Funny michael pickup lines
They Call Michael Jordan the GOAT, but I Think You Really Are
Is your name Michael Jackson? Because baby, you make me wanna Beat It.