Top 11 Michael Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Michael pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Girl, I'd make you scream more than Michael Myers.
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My name is Michael Bay. Wanna be in the new Transformers movie? You gotta do something for me first...
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Do you listen to Michael Jackson?
What a coincidence, every time I think of you I just want to beat it
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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, so let me shoot a load on you?
Credit to Michael Scott for the first part, obviously.
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Hey girl is your name Michael Cera?
Cuz you’re Superbad
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Girl, are you Michael Jackson?
Cause i want you to beat it.
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I need a awesometacular pick-up line for someone named Michael
Pleassseee it's very urgent
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If you got out with me, I can get you Michael Phelps' phone number.
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I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.
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They Call Michael Jordan the GOAT, but I Think You Really Are
Funny michael pickup lines
Is your name Michael Jackson? Because baby, you make me wanna Beat It.