Top 11 Matt Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Matt pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you Matt Hardy? Because meeting you was a twist of fate.
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Do you wanna go to a Matt Maher concert with me?
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Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.
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So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said
"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?" -
Rose's are red, violets are blue, you got nice tits, wanna shag?
For best effect imagine Matt Berry is saying this
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If love is blind, I'll be your Matt Murdoch!
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They used to call a trampoline a jumping matt
Then your mom got on it and I'd like to help you get off.
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Are you Matt Damon?
Because you are stranded in my heart!
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Hi, I'm Matt and this is Amy. Would you like to join our fruititarian orgy?
You can hold my banana while I dunk it in cider
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At Running Back … If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn’t have to let him go …from the Chicago Bears … Matt Forte!
Funny matt pickup lines
Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style.