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Top 22 Mark Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mark pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Mark conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  2. Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

  3. My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

  4. If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.

  5. Did X mark the spot? Cause I don't need any map to find that booty.

  6. Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.

  7. I'll be the Mark Antony to your Cleopatra, I'd let my empire fall for you.

  8. Take your mark. Now take off your pants!

  9. If I were a sentence, you'd be an exclamation mark, because you make me excited.

  10. Are those track marks?

    Because I'd love to run a train on you

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Is your name Mark David Chapman? (No) Good because I don't want to get shot down tonight.

Do you have skid marks?

Because you're so hot I'd help you clean up if you did.

Cupid must’ve marked our hearts with enochian symbols, because baby I feel like we’re meant to be.

You wanna learn some Favonius Bladeworks?

Alright, I'll teach you...oh yes...I'll teach you alright...Mark my words!

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Let's have a treasure hunt, cause X marks the spot.

On your mark, get set, glow!

Honest, milady, it will help clear up the pox marks.

I am not a tattoo artist, but I do know how to place pleasurable marks on you for a lifetime.

Would you mind being treated like a green that I'm 140 yards away from, holding my pitching wedge with very little wind in any direction? Because I'm going to come after you aggressively and probably leave a ball mark.

With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.

Listen, gorgeous, if you're lookin' for an east mark to seduce and steal his identity... I'm your man.