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Top 50 Bill Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bill pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bill tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I can finally cut my electric bill!

    Your smile will light up every room.

  2. Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates.

  3. My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

  4. Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

  5. I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

  6. You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

  7. Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my kiss drive.

  8. Knock knock! Who's there? Bill Cosby.

    Bill Cosby who? Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep, soon.

  9. Hey baby, I wanna Ctl+Alt+Del your virginity.

  10. How 'bout I install my Trojan in you?

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Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.

Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

Baby it's hot in here... Open some Windows...

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Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'm Bill Gates, come have kiss with my body.

Hey baby. I'm running a new OS, it's called Windows XPenis.

Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.

On a scale of Britney Spears to Bill Cosby how free are you tonight?

Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

The bill comes due. Always! Want me to buy you some drinks?

Save money on your water bill, shower with me at my place.

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Girl you ever tasted a duck? Want to try my bill.

Watch my pen p**... your dollar bill.

I've been searching for a queen, and you fit the bill.

On our first date what aren’t we splitting?

The bill, fries, your legs?

I control the internet -- want to surf me?

Call me Bill Gates

Because I'll be watching you from your windows

Are you Bill Gate's vaccine?

Because I wanna put a micro in you.

It's only micro when its soft.

Are u Bill Gates?

Cuz u turning my microsoft into a macrohard

Hey baby...want to see my Hard Drive?

Better to be hard, then floppy.