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Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Bill Pick Up lines

Here are 50 bill pick up lines for her and flirty bill rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about bill that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your bill rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny bill pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty bill joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Bill Pickup Lines

A good Bill hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I can finally cut my electric bill!

    Your smile will light up every room.

  2. Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates.

  3. My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

  4. Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

  5. I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

  6. You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

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What is a good Bill pickup line?

Short and cute bill pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about bill are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my kiss drive.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who? Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep, soon.

Hey baby, I wanna Ctl+Alt+Del your virginity.

How 'bout I install my Trojan in you?

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Smooth Bill pickup line

Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.

Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

Baby it's hot in here... Open some Windows...


Cheesy bill Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey babe, I bet my joystick is compatible with your game port.

Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'm Bill Gates, come have kiss with my body.

Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.

Hey baby. I'm running a new OS, it's called Windows XPenis.


On a scale of Britney Spears to Bill Cosby how free are you tonight?

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Working Bill tinder opener

The bill comes due. Always! Want me to buy you some drinks?

Corny bill Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Bill conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Save money on your water bill, shower with me at my place.

Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my d**... Little Bill.

Watch my pen p**... your dollar bill.

Girl you ever tasted a duck? Want to try my bill.

On our first date what aren’t we splitting?
The bill, fries, your legs?

I've been searching for a queen, and you fit the bill.

I control the internet -- want to surf me?

Call me Bill Gates

Because I'll be watching you from your windows

It's only micro when its soft.


Are you Bill Gate's vaccine?

Because I wanna put a micro in you.

Are u Bill Gates?

Cuz u turning my microsoft into a macrohard

Hey baby...want to see my Hard Drive?

A good bill Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Bill hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Better to be hard, then floppy.

Hey there baby...

I could have your whole family deported. (As used by Bill Clinton)

Are you a Declaration of Independence?

Cuz I want to put my bill of rights all over your constitution.

Care to let me pass a bill through your chamber?

Hey girl are you Bill Gates?

Cause you make my micro soft

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay The Bill !!!! Foolllllllllll

I'd like to install a program in you. It's called baby.exe.

I got the stiffness of Al Gore and the stiffness of Bill Clinton...

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.


Ya know, you must have really great bandwidth. What are you doing later?

Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ain’t soft anymore

If that makes sense probably not

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant
to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you.

Pay The Bill !!!!
Foolllllllllll

Are you in charge of the new transportation bill because you have been running through my mind all day!

Black Friday night landed me with medical bills that cost me more than what I saved.

Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar

You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot that you'll skyrocket my air-conditioning bill

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Bill love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Bill chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.