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Top 48 Bill Pick Up lines

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  1. I can finally cut my electric bill!

    Your smile will light up every room.

  2. Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates.

  3. My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

  4. Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

  5. I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

  6. You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

  7. Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my kiss drive.

  8. Knock knock! Who's there? Bill Cosby.

    Bill Cosby who? Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep, soon.

  9. Hey baby, I wanna Ctl+Alt+Del your virginity.

  10. How 'bout I install my Trojan in you?

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Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.

Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

Baby it's hot in here... Open some Windows...

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Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I'm Bill Gates, come have kiss with my body.

Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.

Hey baby. I'm running a new OS, it's called Windows XPenis.

On a scale of Britney Spears to Bill Cosby how free are you tonight?

Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

I've been searching for a queen, and you fit the bill.

I control the internet -- want to surf me?

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Are you Bill Gate's vaccine?

Because I wanna put a micro in you.

It's only micro when its soft.

Are u Bill Gates?

Cuz u turning my microsoft into a macrohard

Hey baby...want to see my Hard Drive?

Better to be hard, then floppy.

Care to let me pass a bill through your chamber?

Are you a Declaration of Independence?

Cuz I want to put my bill of rights all over your constitution.

Hey there baby...

I could have your whole family deported. (As used by Bill Clinton)

Hey girl are you Bill Gates?

Cause you make my micro soft

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those 3 sweet word to you. Pay The Bill !!!! Foolllllllllll

I got the stiffness of Al Gore and the stiffness of Bill Clinton...