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Top 50 Bill Pick Up lines

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  1. Girl, you can call me bill gates

    Cuz this dick is Microsoft.

  2. I can finally cut my electric bill!

    Your smile will light up every room.

  3. Hi! I make more money than Bill Gates.

  4. My name is Gates. Bill Gates. Care for some cream pie?

  5. Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

  6. I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

  7. You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

  8. Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my sex drive.

  9. Knock knock! Who's there? Bill Cosby.

    Bill Cosby who? Never mind, I'll come back when you're asleep, soon.

  10. Hey baby, I wanna Ctl+Alt+Del your virginity.

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How 'bout I install my Trojan in you?

Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

Girl, let me be the Bill Clinton to your Monica Lewinsky.

Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

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Hey babe, I bet my joystick is compatible with your game port.

Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Everything about you makes me want to fuck you, you have a job, pay your bills, AND have healthcare.

I'm Bill Gates, come have sex with my body.

Hey baby. I'm running a new OS, it's called Windows XPenis.

Hello, my name is Bill Clinton.

On a scale of Britney Spears to Bill Cosby how free are you tonight?

Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

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I control the internet -- want to surf me?

Call me Bill Gates

Because I'll be watching you from your windows

Are you Bill Gate's vaccine?

Because I wanna put a micro in you.

It's only micro when its soft.

Are u Bill Gates?

Cuz u turning my microsoft into a macrohard

Hey baby...want to see my Hard Drive?

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

But I will have them with you!

Better to be hard, then floppy.

Care to let me pass a bill through your chamber?

Are you a Declaration of Independence?

Cuz I want to put my bill of rights all over your constitution.

Hey there baby...

I could have your whole family deported. (As used by Bill Clinton)