May I board your banchee?

This level 3 Wizard has only one spell in his book - Tongues.

You must be part Medusa, because part of me is turning to stone.

Baby, you must be a Medusa, 'cause when you give me that look you make me hard as stone!

Babe, I want to trap you in that little square.

Hey babe, I just want you to know I have Exotic Proficiency.. with whips. Grrraarrrl...

Babe I am an open tile with you, I will never hide letters from you.

If my king is hanging, would you eat it?

Don't worry, it'll be over in a blink.

The knight is still young, let's continue the game at my place.

Are you looking for a bag of holding? 'Cuz I've got a bag you can hold...

You must play D&D because that is some Great Cleave.

Baby, you are so stunning when I first saw you I had to make a saving throw.

Are you a Mimic? Because I'm pretty sure that chest is fake.

Your mind says check, but your body is saying mate.

I have a spear for your portable hole.

Will you hold it against it me if I promote my p**... at the back of your board?

How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Girl, I got my rook in my pants when I see you.

Hey gorgeous, can I find out if Eagle's Splendor wears out in the morning?

Do you want to make love on the queenside or kingside?

Are you the goddess Sune? Cuz you are Sune to be mine.

Are you Scrabble? Because I would love to look at you all day long to come up with clever pick up lines.

Girl, you accelerated my dragon.

I am like the Go on a Monopoly board, you will just keep on coming to get more.

Are you a Ranger? It's the only way you could Hide in Plain Sight

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

Don't worry, I've got protection aura.

Hey baby, I got +10 in endurance.

Have you seen my missing Monopoly real estate card? Because I have a property saved for you tonight.

I'll trade my d**... for your p**....

Are you a p**... on the 7th rank? Because you are about to come as a queen.

Do you play Monopoly? Because you just owned every set of my heart and soul.

Hey baby, wanna give my cockatrice?

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

I don't want to just score the most points, I want to win your heart.

Girl you could cheat all you want with me, as long as it's Monopoly.

I know my way around Grease and Color Sprays, if you're up for it.

You must be a Beholder, because I can see beauty in your eyes.

What's it like to be max level? Because you are perfect.

Wanna see what a +5 charisma has under the hood?

Are you a bard? Because you're plucking at my heartstrings like a lute.

You rolled a 20 on your charisma check

Get your queen ready because my knight is about to fork you.

Fancy for a game of Dixit. My d**..., your p**...'s it.

Get ready to make a constitution check.

Babe, I am a carpenter and I know how to make you perfect. Are you board?

I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.

Your bed or mine? I want to play chess with you on the bed all night.

I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.

If you are a queen, I want to be the chess board that you will sit on.

Damn baby, I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don't come home with me tonight.

I could study your openings all day long.

Girl you must be a daily because I'm raging right now.

How do you like to proceed with this opening?

You must be a paladin because you are divine and i am smitten.

Whaddaya say, my dragon and your dungeon? Eh?

Did you take my Scrabble tiles? Because babe I am at a loss for words for you.

You must have a low AC because I can hit that!

Girl, are you the blank tile? Because I want to keep you and use you however I like.

Girl, I cannot help but to push you back with my p**....

Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'

Let me be your companion tonight and I'll show you my b**... fury.

Your perception check is successful, you've found a dashing rogue.

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

With that face, you must have +10 Charisma.

Is your king under attack? Because I have been checking you out.

Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind.

Babe, I will forever be your white knight.

Without you playing Scrabble with me tonight, all my tiles spell disaster.

I want to eat more than just words tonight.

Want to go to my place and see how many times we can mate each other?

Wanna find out how compatible our alignments are?

I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.

Your board isn't the only thing you'll be putting in a bag today.

My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.

My favorite square on the chess board are the G-spots.

It's a good thing I have a ring of fire resistance because you are HOT!

Did it hurt when you got s**... through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?

The Scrabble tiles isn't the only thing that I want to put in your rack tonight.

Are you a Beholder? 'Cause I'd like to be-holdin' that ass you fine momma.

Girl, I got a hard body part PENSI for you tonight, and it isn't SPINE.

I play a bard. Knowing how to use my tongue is a requirement!

I think I might be a Paladin. Mind if I Lay On Hands to check?

I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

Hey babe, want to find out why they call it the Rod of Wonder?

Hey gorgeous, are you a vampire? Because I'd create a Spawn with you any day.

Be careful babe, you are about to get mated.

You got a radius I'd like to Grease tonight.

You a train? Because I am about to board you without a ticket.

Are there lots of Mimics around here? Because that chest looks too good to be true.

What do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D

I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.

I know my description says 'outsider' but I'd rather be 'insider' if you know what I mean.

You are so hot, you just made my rook jump off the board.

You know, you'll need a Strength of at least 13 to handle my Greatstaff.

you're so fine, I'm taking -2 to attack rolls.

One night of Scrabble with me, and you will totally lose your words.

Girl you play Scrabble? I will put the S in your Ex.

Are you an enchanter? Because I feel like you've cast Charm Person on me.

Hey girl, do you want to touch my Rod of Wonder?

You cast a spell on me baby, and I failed dat save.

I will give up any gambit just to be with you.

I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"

The chest might be booby-trapped!

Are you a wildmage? Because you've caused chaos in my mind?

I'll be your bishop and fianchetto you from the side.

My chess set is still missing a queen until I found you.

You ever play in tournaments? Because I want to write down your every move.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a natural 20.

I am the king babe because you can't play without me.

Babe, although I can multi chess, I prefer you as my only one.

The bedroom is my favored terrain.

Sweetheart, let's make ourselves a quarterling.

Hey, Are you an Evil Halfling? 'Cause I feel like I want to make you my Bad Hobbit.

Are you a boat? Because I want to board you.

Hey girl, are you the hotel in monopoly? Cause I had to cheat and lie to get you.

Girl, you ever play Monopoly? You should take a Chance with me.

Surfing board considers all. No matter how late you may be, you are always welcome.

Are you a sorcerer? 'Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.

Casts detect magic I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful

Do you want to move into my castle or my castle to take your queen?

Are you a rook? Because my king wants to castle next to you.

An alchemist? If we mixed together, would we go bang?

I want to t**... my rook into your territory and take your pieces.

If we get together I'll give you a shocking grasp all night long

Wanna help me conjure a new life form?

If I have my way, I will seek permission to come on board with you.

Are you one of those fiery Dragonborn, because it's getting hot in here.

Hey babe. Are you an eldarin? Cause I bet you’d be feywild in bed.

Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?