May I board your banchee?

Babe, I want to trap you in that little square.

Surfboards never sag, come along and join us on the board.

Are you looking for a bag of holding? 'Cuz I've got a bag you can hold...

Babe, there's no I in our team. But I will make sure that you will get a lot of MEAT.

You must be part Medusa, because part of me is turning to stone.

Babe I am an open tile with you, I will never hide letters from you.

Baby, you must be a Medusa, 'cause when you give me that look you make me hard as stone!

The knight is still young, let's continue the game at my place.

Don't worry, it'll be over in a blink.

If my king is hanging, would you eat it?

Are you a Mimic? Because I'm pretty sure that chest is fake.

You must play D&D because that is some Great Cleave.

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

Baby, you are so stunning when I first saw you I had to make a saving throw.

Hey gorgeous, can I find out if Eagle's Splendor wears out in the morning?

Your mind says check, but your body is saying mate.

Do you want to make love on the queenside or kingside?

Will you hold it against it me if I promote my p**... at the back of your board?

Girl, I got my rook in my pants when I see you.

Girl, I am your p**... under the right circumstances.

Hey baby, I got +10 in endurance.

Don't worry, I've got protection aura.

Girl, you accelerated my dragon.

Are you Scrabble? Because I would love to look at you all day long to come up with clever pick up lines.

If we go into the other room, I got a magic mouth

Are you a Ranger? It's the only way you could Hide in Plain Sight

Have you seen my missing Monopoly real estate card? Because I have a property saved for you tonight.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

I am like the Go on a Monopoly board, you will just keep on coming to get more.

I'll trade my d**... for your p**....

What's it like to be max level? Because you are perfect.

You must be a Beholder, because I can see beauty in your eyes.

Are you a p**... on the 7th rank? Because you are about to come as a queen.

Do you play Monopoly? Because you just owned every set of my heart and soul.

I know my way around Grease and Color Sprays, if you're up for it.

Hey baby, wanna give my cockatrice?

I was the inspiration for Bigby's Fist.

I don't want to just score the most points, I want to win your heart.

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

Wanna see what a +5 charisma has under the hood?

Are you a bard? Because you're plucking at my heartstrings like a lute.

You rolled a 20 on your charisma check

Get your queen ready because my knight is about to fork you.

Get ready to make a constitution check.

Babe, I am a carpenter and I know how to make you perfect. Are you board?

Your bed or mine? I want to play chess with you on the bed all night.

I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.

I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.

Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.

Fancy for a game of Dixit. My d**..., your p**...'s it.

If you are a queen, I want to be the chess board that you will sit on.

You must be a paladin because you are divine and i am smitten.

I could study your openings all day long.

How do you like to proceed with this opening?

Girl you must be a daily because I'm raging right now.

Girl, are you the blank tile? Because I want to keep you and use you however I like.

Did you take my Scrabble tiles? Because babe I am at a loss for words for you.

You must have a low AC because I can hit that!

Whaddaya say, my dragon and your dungeon? Eh?

I don’t care if you’re a fallen aasimar, as long as you’re fallen into my bed.

With that face, you must have +10 Charisma.

Your perception check is successful, you've found a dashing rogue.

Girl, I cannot help but to push you back with my p**....

Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'

Let me be your companion tonight and I'll show you my b**... fury.

Is your king under attack? Because I have been checking you out.

Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind.

My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.

Hey baby, even been with a rogue? We're in and out before you even notice.

Without you playing Scrabble with me tonight, all my tiles spell disaster.

I want to eat more than just words tonight.

Want to go to my place and see how many times we can mate each other?

Your board isn't the only thing you'll be putting in a bag today.

I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.

Babe, I will forever be your white knight.

My favorite square on the chess board are the G-spots.

It's a good thing I have a ring of fire resistance because you are HOT!

E4, I just made the first move. Your turn.

I think I might be a Paladin. Mind if I Lay On Hands to check?

The Scrabble tiles isn't the only thing that I want to put in your rack tonight.

Are you a Beholder? 'Cause I'd like to be-holdin' that ass you fine momma.

Girl, I got a hard body part PENSI for you tonight, and it isn't SPINE.

I play a bard. Knowing how to use my tongue is a requirement!

Hey babe, want to find out why they call it the Rod of Wonder?

Hey gorgeous, are you a vampire? Because I'd create a Spawn with you any day.

I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

Be careful babe, you are about to get mated.

You got a radius I'd like to Grease tonight.

You a train? Because I am about to board you without a ticket.

Are there lots of Mimics around here? Because that chest looks too good to be true.

I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.

Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?

What do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D

You are so hot, you just made my rook jump off the board.

You know, you'll need a Strength of at least 13 to handle my Greatstaff.

Are you an enchanter? Because I feel like you've cast Charm Person on me.

you're so fine, I'm taking -2 to attack rolls.

Girl you play Scrabble? I will put the S in your Ex.

Hey girl, do you want to touch my Rod of Wonder?

I know my description says 'outsider' but I'd rather be 'insider' if you know what I mean.

You cast a spell on me baby, and I failed dat save.

I will give up any gambit just to be with you.

The chest might be booby-trapped!

Are you a wildmage? Because you've caused chaos in my mind?

I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"

I'll be your bishop and fianchetto you from the side.

My chess set is still missing a queen until I found you.

You ever play in tournaments? Because I want to write down your every move.

I am the king babe because you can't play without me.

Babe, although I can multi chess, I prefer you as my only one.

The bedroom is my favored terrain.

Are you a boat? Because I want to board you.

Sweetheart, let's make ourselves a quarterling.

Hey girl, are you the hotel in monopoly? Cause I had to cheat and lie to get you.

Hey, Are you an Evil Halfling? 'Cause I feel like I want to make you my Bad Hobbit.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a natural 20.

Surfing board considers all. No matter how late you may be, you are always welcome.

Girl, you ever play Monopoly? You should take a Chance with me.

Are you a sorcerer? 'Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.

Casts detect magic I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful

Do you want to move into my castle or my castle to take your queen?

Are you a rook? Because my king wants to castle next to you.

An alchemist? If we mixed together, would we go bang?

I want to t**... my rook into your territory and take your pieces.

If we get together I'll give you a shocking grasp all night long

Wanna help me conjure a new life form?

If I have my way, I will seek permission to come on board with you.

Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you one of those fiery Dragonborn, because it's getting hot in here.

Hey babe. Are you an eldarin? Cause I bet you’d be feywild in bed.