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Top 50 Board Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Board chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You don't need a boarding pass to hop on my flight.

  2. Prepare to be boarded!

  3. Surf's up—wanna be my board?

  4. I'm like an LED on a dev board. Your 0 turns me on.

  5. Hey, you wanna check out my long board.

  6. May I board your banchee?

  7. Lower your shields and prepare to be boarded.

  8. Hey, wanna play with my Ouija board? We can summon Romeo & Juliet and live a fairytale romance.

  9. Hey girl, wanna help me recalibrate my sound board?

  10. Did you know I was a monopoly board?

    So why don’t you and your friends play on me all night long?

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Funny board pickup lines

Hey girl are you a board
Because I want to get you hammered and nail you.

Roses are red violets are blue

How does some pizza and head board banging sound to you

Are you a boat in Somoli pirate infested waters?

Because I want to board you, for a couple of hours, tie you up steal all of your stuff and then shoot my load into you

Sorry! It was just the tip.

Babe why don't you come home with me and rock my boards.

Babe you can go up and down this chute however you like.

Babe, no need to toss the dice, we could do it now.

Babe, seeing you naked is like going to Candyland.

Babe, want to try my board game? You be the board and I'll make all the moves.

Babe, you are the missing piece to my puzzle.

Babe, you so fine I am going to keep hitting with my battleship until I hit your spot.

Baby you so fine, I wanna lay you in a field.

Cards against humanity? I want to start small with just my tongue against the most beautiful woman tonight.

Castle me and I'll crown you.

Cheers!

Did you just roll for a win? Because you stole my heart.

Do you feel like taking a Risk? Let's do it without protection tonight.

Do you feel lucky tonight?

Do you want to use Codenames? You can call me daddy.

Fancy for a game of Dixit. My dick, your pussy's it.

Girl are you a board game? Because I would play you all night long.

Girl I can do it anyways you like, horizontal or vertical. Much like connect four.

Girl you so fine I would love to add you to my collections.

Girl, I am ready for some private game for you anytime.

Girl, you got some award winning pieces.