Top 23 Chair Pick Up lines

Do you see a hot girl or guy sitting in a chair? Use these chair pick up lines to help you get the girl or guy that you want. Please note that these chair pick up lines are funny and cheesy. They can be used in various situations such as classroom, office, and hospitals.

I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.
I'd hide every chair in the world

Just for you to sit on my face
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Getting on this chair with you was definitely the lift I needed.
I didn't know angels need to use the chair lifts too.
If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

Believe me. It works 7/10 times.

Working short chair pickup lines to impress a girl

The funny thing about my apartment...

Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.

I'd break every chair in the world

Just to have you sit on my face.

Hey, princess, are you a high chair?

Because I want to put a baby in you.

Wanna play musical chairs?

I'll be one of the chairs.

Girl are you a foldable chair

Cause I want to open you legs.

I'd move all the chairs in the world
So you can sit on my face

Roses are red, life isn't fair

Let's go out, or I'll eat a chair

chair Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you looking for a seat?

Cuz I would break all the chairs in this room, just for you to sit on my face

I wish I was your favorite chair, so you can always sit on me.

Chair
Hey girl I transform into a chair at night, so if you need anywhere to sit I’m your guy

Here's a complex one

1. Paint small chair on face
2. Go to party
3. Find person
4.Walk up to them
5.say "hey seems like you're looking for a place to sit how about here (point to painted on chair)

Hey girl are you a chair?

Cause I want you on all fours with your legs spread apart

I motion to table the Chair.

You wanna go Belly-to-Belly or Belly-to-Back? Perhaps something more exotic like Inverted, Wheelbarrow or Electric Chair?

chair Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

How far back does your beach chair go?

Smooth and dirty Chair pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Chair conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Chair phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.