23 Chair Pick Up lines

Do you see a hot girl or guy sitting in a chair? Use these chair pick up lines to help you get the girl or guy that you want. Please note that these chair pick up lines are funny and cheesy. They can be used in various situations such as classroom, office, and hospitals.

Best Working Chair Pickup Lines

A good Chair hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.
I'd hide every chair in the world

Just for you to sit on my face
If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.
Getting on this chair with you was definitely the lift I needed.
I didn't know angels need to use the chair lifts too.
If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

Believe me. It works 7/10 times.

Here are 23 chair pick up lines for her and flirty chair rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your chair rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny chair pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty chair joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute chair pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about chair are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

The funny thing about my apartment...

Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.

I'd break every chair in the world

Just to have you sit on my face.

Hey, princess, are you a high chair?

Because I want to put a baby in you.

Wanna play musical chairs?

I'll be one of the chairs.

Girl are you a foldable chair

Cause I want to open you legs.

I'd move all the chairs in the world
So you can sit on my face

Chair

Hey girl I transform into a chair at night, so if you need anywhere to sit I’m your guy

Cheesy chair Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Here's a complex one

1. Paint small chair on face
2. Go to party
3. Find person
4.Walk up to them
5.say "hey seems like you're looking for a place to sit how about here (point to painted on chair)

Hey girl are you a chair?

Cause I want you on all fours with your legs spread apart

Are you looking for a seat?
Cuz I would break all the chairs in this room, just for you to sit on my face

Roses are red, life isn't fair

Let's go out, or I'll eat a chair

I wish I was your favorite chair, so you can always sit on me.

How far back does your beach chair go?

Where are you sitting? Because I want to put my lawn chair next to yours.

Corny chair Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Chair conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You wanna go Belly-to-Belly or Belly-to-Back? Perhaps something more exotic like Inverted, Wheelbarrow or Electric Chair?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Chair love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Chair chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.