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Top 19 Furniture House Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Furniture House rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Furniture House pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. You remind me of my pinky toe

    Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

  2. Are you my pinky to?

    Coz i’ll kiss you on every furniture in my house

  3. Are you my big toe?

    Because I’m going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house!

  4. I wish you were my pinky toe

    So I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

  5. You’re like my pinky toe

    Cause I’m gonna kiss on every piece of furniture in my house

  6. Are you my pinky toe?

    Because I wanna kiss you against every piece of furniture in my house.

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You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

Hey girl, are you my little toe?

Cause I wanna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Are you my toe?

Cause I think I've banged you on every furniture at my house

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I wish you were my pinky toe...

So that I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Imma do you like my pinky toe
And kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Are you my toe?

Cuz im gonna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house


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You remind me of my little toe...

Cause I'm gonna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

I already know you are like my pinkey toe

I'm goin to kiss you on every peice of furniture in my house

Today I was super busy moving all the furniture out of my house
Her: Why?

Me: Just making sure that when you come over the only thing you can sit on is my face

Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I'd like to turn the lights off, and kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house!

Hey girl, are you my big toe?

Because I’m gonna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.


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