Top 19 Furniture House Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Furniture House pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Furniture House conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. You remind me of my pinky toe

   Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

2. Are you my pinky to?

   Coz i’ll kiss you on every furniture in my house

3. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house!

4. I wish you were my pinky toe

   So I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

5. You’re like my pinky toe

   Cause I’m gonna kiss on every piece of furniture in my house

6. Are you my pinky toe?

   Because I wanna kiss you against every piece of furniture in my house.

7. You remind me of my little toe...

   When I get you home, I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house.

8. Hey bb, are you my big toe?

   Because I want to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

9. Hey girl, are you my little toe?

   Cause I wanna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

10. Are you my toe?

    Cause I think I've banged you on every furniture at my house

Funny furniture house pickup lines

You're like my little toe.
I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

I wish you were my pinky toe...

So that I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Imma do you like my pinky toe

And kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Are you my toe?

Cuz im gonna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

I already know you are like my pinkey toe

I'm goin to kiss you on every peice of furniture in my house

Today I was super busy moving all the furniture out of my house
Her: Why?

Me: Just making sure that when you come over the only thing you can sit on is my face

Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I'd like to turn the lights off, and kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house!

Hey girl, are you my big toe?

Because I’m gonna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.