Top 16 Furniture House Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Furniture House pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

2. You’re like my pinky toe

   Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

3. You remind me of my little toe...

   When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

4. Hey bb, are you my big toe?

   Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

5. Hey girl, are you my little toe?

   Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

6. You're like my little toe.

   I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

7. I wish you were my pinky toe...

   So that I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

8. You remind me of a pinky toe

   Because I'm about to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

9. Imma do you like my pinky toe

   And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

10. Are you my toe?

    Cuz im gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

Funny furniture house pickup lines

You remind me of my little toe...
Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

I already know you are like my pinkey toe

I'm goin to bang you on every peice of furniture in my house

Today I was super busy moving all the furniture out of my house

Her: Why?

Me: Just making sure that when you come over the only thing you can sit on is my face

Hey girl, are you my big toe?

Because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Damn girl are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house