Top 19 Furniture House Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Furniture House rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Furniture House pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

1. You remind me of my pinky toe

   Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

2. Are you my pinky to?

   Coz i’ll kiss you on every furniture in my house

3. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house!

4. I wish you were my pinky toe

   So I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

5. You’re like my pinky toe

   Cause I’m gonna kiss on every piece of furniture in my house

6. Are you my pinky toe?

   Because I wanna kiss you against every piece of furniture in my house.

Working short furniture house pickup lines to impress a girl

Imma do you like my pinky toe
And kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house.

furniture house Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Today I was super busy moving all the furniture out of my house
Her: Why?

Me: Just making sure that when you come over the only thing you can sit on is my face

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Furniture House phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Furniture House lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.