Top 20 Furniture House Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Furniture House pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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You remind me of my pinky toe
Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
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Are you my pinky to?
Coz i’ll bang you on every furniture in my house
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Are you my big toe?
Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!
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You’re like my pinky toe
Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house
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Are you my pinky toe?
Because I wanna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.
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You remind me of my little toe...
When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
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Hey bb, are you my big toe?
Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it
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Hey girl, are you my little toe?
Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
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Are you my toe?
Cause I think I've banged you on every furniture at my house
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You're like my little toe.
I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Funny furniture house pickup lines
I wish you were my pinky toe...
So that I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
You remind me of a pinky toe
Because I'm about to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
Imma do you like my pinky toe
And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.
Are you my toe?
Cuz im gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
You remind me of my little toe...
Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Today I was super busy moving all the furniture out of my house
Her: Why?
Me: Just making sure that when you come over the only thing you can sit on is my face
Hey girl, are you my big toe?
Because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.
Girl, you remind me of my big toe.
I'd like to turn the lights off, and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!
Damn girl are you my pinky toe?
Because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house