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Top 13 Ikea Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ikea pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ikea conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl, your eyes are like IKEA

    Because I keep getting lost in them.

  2. Are you an IKEA bookshelf?

    Because I want to put you up against the wall, and then later when I have more money leave you out on the curb

  3. Do you work at IKEA

    Because I’d like to buy one night stand

  4. Hey, it’s (name) here from IKEA

    They’re appears to be a problem with Your bed … i’m not in it

  5. Your eyes are like IKEA.

    I'm totally lost in em.

  6. Hey girl are your eyes ikea

    Because I always get lost in them

  7. If the World were an IKEA

    If the world were an IKEA I’d want you all to my shelf

  8. I actually work at IKEA

    We sell high quality beds but yours is somewhere I’d spend the night

  9. Are you Sven?

    Because I want to show you my Ikea tower

  10. Are your eyes ikea?

    Because I always get lost in them

Funny ikea pickup lines

If you were a product from IKEA,
It would definitely be called Cüt

Can our first date be at Ikea? I wanna try out the beds with you

2 am stuff

Your daddy musta worked at Ikea because you are put together nice!