Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

If we were brands

Id be Nike and you'd be McDonalds' cuz id be doing it and you'd be loving it

Let’s role play! You can be McDonalds and I’ll be Burger King!

I’ll be having it my way and you’ll be loving it!

Girl is your face from McDonald's....cause I'm loving it.

Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

What’s better than a McDonalds menu

Me ‘N U

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It

What do you and McDonald's have in common?

You both make my heart stop

Girl are you McDonald's?

Cause I wanna take you out and eat you in the car

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be called the McGeorgeous.

You must be nike and I'm mcdonald's..

Cause you're just doing it and I'm loving it

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

If you were a burger at McDonald's...

You would be McGorgeous.

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm definitely lovin' those buns."

"Is your name McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it every time you 'fry' me with those stunning eyes of yours."

"Is your name Grimace? Because you've got me lovin' it all night long."

Your smile is like golden fries, irresistibly tempting and always a pleasant surprise.

"Are you a Happy Meal? Because you're the perfect combo of cute, delicious, and filling."

"Just like my faith, my interest in you isn't temporary; it's as enduring as a Big Mac's appeal."

"Is your name McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your smile is heavenly, just like your fries.

I must be McDonald's because I'm lovin' you more and more every time I see you.

You and me are like Nike and McDonald's... I'm doing it and you are lovin it.

"Your smile is like McDonald's - I'm lovin' it, and it's the most delicious thing on the menu."

"Do you believe in miracles? Because serving you at McDonald's felt like an answered prayer."

"Is your name McDonald's? Because I'm really McNuggeting some serious feelings for you."

Are you a McDonald's Happy Meal? Because you make me smile and feel like a kid again!

"Are you a Filet-O-Fish? Because you're a rare catch I can't resist."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again with your Happy Meal?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection at this McDonald's."

Are you a Happy Meal? Because you're the perfect combination of sweet and fun.

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McBeautiful.

"Are you a McDonald's burger? Because you're causing a Happy Meal in my heart with your sizzling hot looks."

Excuse me miss, you must be the special sauce because you've got me lovin' it at first sight.

Are you a Happy Meal? Because you bring joy and make my heart feel real.

Did it hurt when you fell from McDonald's? Because you landed with those "Maccashas" sparkling!

"Forget the Happy Meal, your smile already comes with an exclusive toy - my heart."

Girl are you McDonald? Cause I'm loving it 🥰

Girl I’m nike and your Mcdonald’s cause I’m doin it and your lovin it!

Hey girl, is your body from McDonald's?

Cuz you look like you got Type 2 Diabtetes







Got 'em.

Are you a Happy Meal? Because you always bring a smile to my face.

Are you a McDonald's Filet-O-Fish? Because you've got me hooked from the first bite!

"Do you work at McDonald's? Because I'm definitely 'McFallin' for you."

"Is your uniform from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a Happy Meal? Because you make me smile and I want a toy with you."

"Is your name Faith? Because every moment with you feels like a blessing from McDonald's secret menu."

"Are you a McDonald's burger? Because you're a Happy Meal, full of joy and incredibly satisfying."

"Are you a McDonald's burger? Because I'm lovin' every delicious bit of your body."

I’m thinking of opening a McDonald’s.

Because I wanna be 24/7 open for you.

I will be nike and you will be mcdonald’s

Because I will be doing it and you will be loving it

Are you a happy meal? Because you make my day complete with just a smile.

"Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm lovin' it and I'm definitely feeling a connection."

Are you a burger? Because you're tempting, juicy, and I want you inside me.

"As a devoted Christian, I know to be grateful for God's gifts. I thank Him daily for leading me to you."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it, and I've never tasted anything quite like you before."

Is your body a McDonald’s happy meal?

Because I’m lovin it

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm loving those extra curves and fullness you're serving."

If I were McDonald's, you'd be my Filet-O-Fish - the one item on the menu I crave endlessly.

If beauty were a Big Mac, you'd be super-sized with extra fries.

"Girl, are you a Happy Meal? Because you've got all the right ingredients to make my day complete."

Hey girl, are you a Filet-O-Fish? Because I'm lovin' your saucy and flaky personality!

"Can I offer you an apple pie? Because your smile reminds me of the joy I find in Sunday church service."

"Are you the fries to my Big Mac? Because you complete me and I'm lovin' it."

Are you Ronald McDonald?

Cause I'd McFuck you

"If you were a McDonald's menu item, you'd be the McFlurry - irresistibly sweet and leaving me wanting more."

If you were McDonald's and I were Nike

I'd be just doing you and you'd be loving it.

"Are you a Happy Meal? Because whenever I see you, my heart does an extra toy surprise flip."

"Se fossi un hamburger di McDonald's, ti chiamerei McBellissima!" (If I were a McDonald's hamburger, I would call you McGorgeous!)

I am McDonald’s and you are Nike because you are doing it and I am lovin’ it.

Are you the McDonald's play place?

Because I wanna play with you for a couple hours and then leave to never see you again.

"God made everything beautiful, but when it comes to you, He truly made a Happy Meal for my heart."

"Excuse me, is your name Faith? Because we're both served in the golden arches of devotion and good service."

"Just like a McDonald's milkshake, you must be full of sweetness and irresistible to touch."

Did we order from McDonald's? Because you're the one I'm lovin' and I'm lovin' it!

"Anshul, is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it."

"Are you a McDonald's meal? Because you're my happy ending, with extra fries on the side."

"Is your name McDonald's? Because I'm really lovin' it when you're around."

McDonalds

Okay so I just made this up.

Baby if you were McDonald's and I was Nike,
Baby if you were McDonald's and I was Nike,
I'd Just be doing it and you'd Just be Lovin it.

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm really lovin' it au naturel."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection... and your Happy Meal smile is my password."

"Can I offer you a McFlurry of affection? Because my heart flips like a quarter-pounder each time I see you."

If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.

Hey, are you in the mcdonalds menu?

Because you are mcnificent

I don't work at McDonald's

But I can Mc your day

Good morrow, my precious dame, wouldst thou perhaps accede to my proposal of a glamorous rendezvous? If so be, we shall foregather in front of the notorious establishment of sir McDonald. Whereupon we shall perchance fornicate at the loo?

"Like McDonald's, I'm loving it... Every single gorgeous, delicious detail about you."

Your curves are more delicious than a Big Mac. Let's make some McMagic together, gorgeous.

"Are you a McDonald's burger? Because I'm lovin' it every time you smile."

Are you McDonald's?

Cause your smile, i’m loving it

Are you a McDonald's burger? Because you're hot, juicy, and I can't resist taking a bite.

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be called McStunning. Because you're the most delicious thing here!

Hey baby are you from McDonald's?

Because you're fat and greasy

"Are you a Big Mac? Because I'm McLovin' your flavor more than my Sweet and Sour Chicken."

You're like a McDonald's

I can't stop coming to you

Are you a Happy Meal? Because you make me smile and I want you all the time.

"Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' those curves, especially that Big Mac of a booty."

"Just like a McDonald's shake, you got me stirred up and craving for more."

Are you an item on the McDonald’s menu

Cause you’re a McHottie

If McDonald's ever made a menu item after you, it would be called "The Perfect Catch".

Are you McDonald's?

Cuz ' I'm lovin it '

"Excuse me, but even this McFlurry isn't as sweet as the prayer I'd love to share with you after my shift."

"I may serve fries at McDonald's, but with me, you'll always feel like a Happy Meal."

"Are you a nugget? Because I'd search the entire McDonald's menu just to find a gem like you."

"You must be a McDonald's burger, because you're hot, delicious, and have me craving more."

Are you a Filet-O-Fish? Because you're a catch I can't resist sinking my teeth into.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by with your McFlurry again?"

"Are you a Happy Meal? Because you come with extra fries - frisky, irresistible, enticing, and sexy."

"Is your name McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it every time you smile at me."

"Is your name McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' you more than a McDouble with extra pickles."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it and it looks like you've got extra fries!"

Can I take you out for a Happy Meal? Your gyatt is like a golden arch, so mesmerizing.

"Just like McDonald's, I'm committed to service, but serving God and a beautiful lady like you is my favorite."

Did it hurt when you fell from McDonald's menu? Cause you're one McFine lookin' snack.

"Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it and wouldn't mind ordering a lifetime supply."

"Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it more than a Big Mac and large fries!"

You must be from McDonald’s,

Cause you’re lookin hot and spicy.

Are you a Big Mac? Because you're the perfect combo of beauty, brains, and all the right curves.

"Just like the perfect Filet-O-Fish, you're a delightful and unique treat."

Hey, are you McDonald's?

'Cause I would like a Quarter Pounding ;)

Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)

"Did it hurt? When you fell from the McDonald's sign? Because you've got the golden arches of my heart beaming."

"As a gym-lover and devoted Christian, I believe in taking care of bodies and souls, especially yours."

Are you a McDonalds?

Because I see you have a Big Mac in the back.

"Hey pretty lady, just like McDonald's, my devotion to you would be 24/7 with a side of endless love."

Are you mcdonalds

Cause id like to take you away

Are you a Happy Meal? Because you bring joy and delight with every bite.

If you were an item on the McDonald’s menu you would be a McHottie.