Be mine or you will burn.

Hey, do you work for Disney cause I think you can make all my dreams come true.

You might be a lady but I'll make you my t**... tonight.

You be my princess Jasmin ill be the magic carpet n all you gotta do is ride me.

Hey Beauty, let me show you my beast.

Hey there Cinderella, I'd like to be your Prince Charming.

Hey, I think you're fantasmic.

Hey girl are you ariel? Because i wanna be part of your world.

He was so hot, steam looked cool.

Is that Pinocchio in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?

I would drive a million lightyears to have you Buzz my w**....

You can call me Donald Duck...because I'm not wearing any pants.

I don't like to brag, but Kung Fu Panda was partially based on me.

Hey there, baby girl, I bet I can make you wet as a warthogs back side!

How about we skip the glass slipper and I just call you my Cinderella?

Baby, what's it going to take for my Louie to make your Huey all Dewey?

Like a Disney DVD, I'm enhanced with Fast Play.

My p**... is more of a Finding Nemo situation.

Hey Cinderella let's see if this fits!

So I've seen you're Beauty, can I show you my Beast?

Damn Girl you got me twitterpated.

Minnie, want to see my polka dot bed sheets?

Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a b**....

If you'll be my beauty... I'll let you bring the Beast out in me.

Rub my magic lamp and I'll make all your wishes come true.

You might of heard of Netflix and chill but

Have you heard of Disney + and t**...

Like Shang, I love a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.

Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight 'cause when I come around I'll make your dress disappear.

Hey Rapunzel, let me climb up the ladder of your love.

I have a small p**.... It used to be called The Little Mermaid.

I'm going to take you to Disney,

And make all the princesses jealous.

You don't need a fast pass for this attraction.

Have you ever tried a**..., it's A Whole New World.

You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"

You're worth melting for.

"Feeling like Sleeping Beauty? Don't worry, I'm here to take command and wake you up with passion."

In this twisted world, you shine like a star; with every step, you leave a trail of marvel.

In this twisted world of wonder, you shine like a star. Your beauty outshines even the most bizarre.

Are you a parallel universe? Because meeting you feels like stepping into a fairytale!

You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

Oh hey, I need to call Disney World

I found their missing princess

I use and own butt plugs, now tell me about your Toy Story

Are you a dorm leader? Because you've cast a spell on me and now I'm under your enchantment!

Did you just cast a love potion on me or are you naturally enchanting like a Disney villain?

If I were a magic mirror, I'd show you the fairest of them all - yourself with me!

What the h**... is that smell? did you Jafar?

"I must be Prince Charming, because with just one look, I've got you under my spell, ready to explore a whole new world."

If you were a Disney character, you'd be the queen of my twisted wonderland. Can I be your loyal subject?

You must be a rare treasure, because in this twisted world, you shine brighter than any gem.

Are you Rapunzel? Because I'm tangled up in your beauty and want to climb into your heart.

Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Has never been in between your arms.

"You're like a Disney adventure, can I be your Mickey to explore the magic in your clubhouse?"

You must be a potion, because every time I see you, I feel enchanted and mesmerized.

"Are you Cinderella? Because I can't wait to take control after the clock strikes midnight."

Are you a spell? Because whenever I see you, I feel like I'm under a magical charm.

Are you a spellcaster? Because you've enchanted me more than any magic in Twisted Wonderland.

"Are you Cinderella? Because I see myself being your Prince Charming, leading you in our enchanting dance of submission."

Are you a student at Night Raven College? Because you've cast a spell on me with your charm.

Are you a dorm leader? Because I feel like I'm under your spell, and I'm not even a magical creature!

"Are you a Disney fast pass? Because I'm looking past all the others to get straight to your heart!"

"If kisses were flowers, I'd be a frog hopping from one lily to your monkey tree."

"Just like Prince Charming, let me lead you into our own happily ever after."

Girl, do you like Disney?

Cuz you da Hunchback of Notre Dayuuuuum!

Excuse me miss, but have you ever heard the wolf cry to the blue corn moon?

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your spellbinding eyes!

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

If I were a Cheshire Cat, I'd always be grinning because you're the Queen of Hearts to me.

"Ha! That's a coincidence because I've been having this recurrent dream: you, me, and a karaoke night singing Disney songs!"

"In the world of Mickey Mouse, you're my Minnie, your charm has me spinning more than a Disney."

When I see you, my heart does cartwheels, you're the queen of twisted wonderland's enchanting reels.

Are you a student at Night Raven College? Because you've cast a spell on me!

If I were a dorm leader, I'd choose you as my queen of hearts in this Wonderland of desire.

Like a character from Disney's Twisted Wonderland, your beauty casts a spell I can't resist.

That sounds like a dream! Your enthusiasm is infectious. I can't wait to make new memories with you at Disney.

Are you Jessica Rabbit? Because you've got curves that even Walt Disney couldn't resist.

Are you a Heartslabyul student? Because meeting you feels like finding the perfect potion ingredient - pure magic!

Some people claim Disney world to be the happiest place on earth

I disagree and say it’s between those thighs.

In this Wonderland so twisted and grand, you're the fairest of them all, my dear princess.

Your charm is like magic in Twisted Wonderland's halls, your smile brighter than the stars that fall.

Are you a magic spell? Because every time I see you, my heart gets enchanted!

If I were a magic mirror, I'd tell you the fairest of them all is standing right here.

Are you a magical spell in Twisted Wonderland? Because your charm is enchanting me under its command.

"You must be a magical potion because being around you feels like pure euphoria."

Disney is amazing! I can already imagine us having a blast there. Let's make that dream a reality soon.

Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and Chill...

But my mood says disney and kiss me

- Day 95

"Are you a Disney princess? Because every time I see you, my heart races faster than Lightning McQueen."

Like a Disney dream, you're a twisted wonderland queen, my heart's under your spell, can't you see?

"Are you a Disney princess? Because I've been searching for someone who loves to follow their Prince Charming's lead."

"Do you have a map, Cinderella? Because every time I look into your eyes, I get lost in a Disney fairy tale."

Ah, Disney is magical! I can already picture us exploring every corner together. Your adventurous spirit truly shines through.

"Is your name Ariel? Because I'm totally hooked by your dazzling eyes and enchanting smile."

Disney Cinderella

I was thinking about how Disney has a bunch of variations of the Cinderella cliche of the shoe fits. Then I realized every love story is a Cinderella Story, because it's no about if they fit shoe, it's if they fit you. So the question is, do you want to be my Cinderella?

If being wicked is a crime, you must be guilty because you've stolen my heart.

Are you a magic spell? Because every time I see you, my heart goes bibbidi-bobbidi-boo!

Are you a magician at Night Raven College? Because whenever I see you, everything else disappears!

Did you cast a love charm on me, or am I just naturally drawn to your twisted wonderland vibes?

"You're like Sleeping Beauty; innocent and submissive, waiting for my touch to awaken your deepest desires."

Like Twisted Wonderland's magic, your charm is enchanting; you're the fairest of them all, truly captivating.

"Jasmine, our story could be more magical than any Disney tale, would you mind lending the first chapter?"

"Forget Sleeping Beauty, darling, one look at you and I'm wide awake in a fantasy better than any Disney ride."

Are you a magic spell? Because every time I see you, my heart goes into Dazzling Mode!

“Are you a Disney movie? Because my heart just hit the ‘happily ever after’ button!”

If you were a character in Twisted Wonderland, you'd definitely be the most enchanting one of them all.

Are you a magic spell? Because whenever I'm near you, I can't help but feel under your charm.

"Are you Cinderella? Because I can't wait to take command until midnight and make all your fantasies come true."

If our love story was a Disney movie, you'd be Bambi and I'd be the clumsy skunk.

That's awesome! I love Disney too. We should totally plan a magical trip together sometime.

“Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again like a Disney princess?”

Eyo shawty, are you a Disney Princess?

Because if you were my sister, we would be doing i**....

Hey girl are you a Disney character?

Because ho-ho!

"Are you a Disney princess? Because every moment with you feels like a fairy tale come true."

Are you a spell? Because every time I see you, I feel magically tangled in your charm!

Did it hurt when you fell from Twisted Wonderland? Because you look like a heavenly villain!

Are you Cinderella? Because I see a lot of potential for a "happily ever after" with you.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes, like navigating through the Heartslabyul maze.

Do you have a Heartslabyul uniform? Because I feel like I've just been enchanted by the cutest witch!

Are you a magic spell? Because you've enchanted me with your twisted wonderland beauty.

Honestly, I just wanna get The Sword in the Stone!

They call me "Rider" for a reason.

Would you like a tour of my kingdom?

Are you from the Disney Universe?

Because you look like a Princess to me.

Are you Lightening?

Cause I want you to be McQueen.

Hey girl are you speed...

Cause I think you're McQueen.

You want some Disney+

And t**...

You must be Lightning McQueen because you've got my heart racing.

Do you like Disney?

Because you look just like Cinder-hella-fine

I don't have Netflix

I don't have Netflix but I do have Disney+ so lets watch some Mickey and then do some frickey

Do you wanna be a Disney princess?

Come to my place, and I can make u Moana

At Kicker: Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn't been in his pants.

And I knew exactly how old Walt Disney’s Cinderella felt when she found her prince.

I can study anatomy with you. I want to get my Winnie up the Pooh.