Top 50 Mcdonald Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mcdonald pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Mcdonald conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I’m nike & you’re my McDonalds

   Coz i’ll be doing it & you’ll be lovin’ it

2. Hey girl, are you a McDonalds?

   Cuz I'm McLovin it
   
   Also I just found out my bf is a lurker here and now everything makes sense

3. Hey! We are like Nike and McDonald‘s

   I‘m doing it and you‘re loving it

4. You must be Nike and I'm Mcdonalds...

   Cs your just doin it.... and i'm lovin it

5. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonalds because I'll be doing it and you'll be loving it

6. Nike and McDonalds

   I'm nike & you're mcdonald's, i'm doin' it & you're lovin' it

7. Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

8. Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

9. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

10. Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

Funny mcdonald pickup lines

Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.

Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.

Let’s role play! You can be McDonalds and I’ll be Burger King!

I’ll be having it my way and you’ll be loving it!

Girl is your face from McDonald's....cause I'm loving it.

Hey you and I are like McDonald's and Nike

I am just doing it and you are lovin it!

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

What’s better than a McDonalds menu

Me ‘N U

What do you and McDonald's have in common?

You both make my heart stop

Girl are you McDonald's?

Cause I wanna take you out and eat you in the car

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be called the McGeorgeous.

You must be nike and I'm mcdonald's..

Cause you're just doing it and I'm loving it

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

You and me are like Nike and McDonald's... I'm doing it and you are lovin it.

Girl are you McDonald? Cause I'm loving it 🥰

Hey girl, is your body from McDonald's?

Cuz you look like you got Type 2 Diabtetes







Got 'em.

Girl I’m nike and your Mcdonald’s cause I’m doin it and your lovin it!

I will be nike and you will be mcdonald’s

Because I will be doing it and you will be loving it

I’m thinking of opening a McDonald’s.

Because I wanna be 24/7 open for you.

Is your body a McDonald’s happy meal?

Because I’m lovin it

Are you the McDonald's play place?

Because I wanna play with you for a couple hours and then leave to never see you again.

I am McDonald’s and you are Nike because you are doing it and I am lovin’ it.

Are you Ronald McDonald?

Cause I'd McFuck you

If you were McDonald's and I were Nike

I'd be just doing you and you'd be loving it.