Top 50 Mcdonald Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mcdonald pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I’m nike & you’re my McDonalds

   Coz i’ll be doing it & you’ll be lovin’ it

2. Hey girl, are you a McDonalds?

   Cuz I'm McLovin it
   
   Also I just found out my bf is a lurker here and now everything makes sense

3. Nike and McDonalds

   I'm nike & you're mcdonald's, i'm doin' it & you're lovin' it

4. Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

5. Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

6. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

7. Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

8. Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.

9. Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.

10. Girl is your face from McDonald's....cause I'm loving it.

Funny mcdonald pickup lines

Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

What’s better than a McDonalds menu

Me ‘N U

What do you and McDonald's have in common?

You both make my heart stop

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be called the McGeorgeous.

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

If you were a burger at McDonald's...

You would be McGorgeous.

Hey girl, is your body from McDonald's?

Cuz you look like you got Type 2 Diabtetes







Got 'em.

Are we at McDonald's?

Because I'm gonna fuck you in the bathroom

Is your body a McDonald’s happy meal?

Because I’m lovin it

Are you Ronald McDonald?

Cause I'd McFuck you

If you were McDonald's and I were Nike

I'd be just doing you and you'd be loving it.

Are you McDonald's?

Cause your smile, i’m loving it

Hey baby are you from McDonald's?

Because you're fat and greasy

Hey, are you McDonald's?

'Cause I would like a Quarter Pounding ;)

Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)

Damn girl old McDonald has NOTHING on you

You sure know how to raise a cock.

Are you mcdonalds

Cause id like to take you away

(Ordering at McDonalds)

I’ll take a number…hmm…you know what, I can’t really decide which number to get…so could I have yours?

What do you and McDonald’s have in common?

I’m hoping you’ll both be open late at night when I’m hungry

Inspired by precious post

Best pickup line ever?

I read this somewhere and was so impressed by it like whoaaaa..
It goes.."Baby if you were McDonald's and I was Nike..I would be doing it and you would be just lovin it.."

Let’s get food later.

I feel like Burger King, you can have McDonald’s. I’m gonna have it my way and you’ll be *bah du bah ba bah* Lovin’ It.

Hey baby is your body from McDonald'?

Because I'm lovin it