Top 50 Mcdonald Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mcdonald pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I’m nike & you’re my McDonalds

   Coz i’ll be doing it & you’ll be lovin’ it

2. Hey girl, are you a McDonalds?

   Cuz I'm McLovin it
   
   Also I just found out my bf is a lurker here and now everything makes sense

3. Nike and McDonalds

   I'm nike & you're mcdonald's, i'm doin' it & you're lovin' it

4. Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

5. Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

6. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

7. Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

8. Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.

9. Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.

10. Let’s role play! You can be McDonalds and I’ll be Burger King!

    I’ll be having it my way and you’ll be loving it!

Funny mcdonald pickup lines

Girl is your face from McDonald's....cause I'm loving it.

Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

What’s better than a McDonalds menu

Me ‘N U

Girl are you McDonald's?

Cause I wanna take you out and eat you in the car

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be called the McGeorgeous.

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

If you were a burger at McDonald's...

You would be McGorgeous.

Hey girl, is your body from McDonald's?

Cuz you look like you got Type 2 Diabtetes







Got 'em.

Are we at McDonald's?

Because I'm gonna fuck you in the bathroom

Girl I’m nike and your Mcdonald’s cause I’m doin it and your lovin it!

Is your body a McDonald’s happy meal?

Because I’m lovin it

If you were McDonald's and I were Nike

I'd be just doing you and you'd be loving it.

McDonalds

Okay so I just made this up.

Baby if you were McDonald's and I was Nike,
Baby if you were McDonald's and I was Nike,
I'd Just be doing it and you'd Just be Lovin it.

I don't work at McDonald's

But I can Mc your day

Hey, are you in the mcdonalds menu?

Because you are mcnificent

If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.

Are you McDonald's?

Cause your smile, i’m loving it

Damn baby is your body from McDonald's?

Cause "I'm Lovin' It"

Are you the mcdonalds cashier?

Cause uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Hey baby are you from McDonald's?

Because you're fat and greasy

Call me McDonald's Sprite

Cause I'd fuck your throat up and leave you gagging.

Hey, are you McDonald's?

'Cause I would like a Quarter Pounding ;)