Top 50 Mcdonald Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mcdonald pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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I’m nike & you’re my McDonalds
Coz i’ll be doing it & you’ll be lovin’ it
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Hey girl, are you a McDonalds?
Cuz I'm McLovin it
Also I just found out my bf is a lurker here and now everything makes sense -
Nike and McDonalds
I'm nike & you're mcdonald's, i'm doin' it & you're lovin' it
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Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?
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Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!
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If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.
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Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.
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Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.
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Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.
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Girl is your face from McDonald's....cause I'm loving it.

Funny mcdonald pickup lines
Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.
Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.
What’s better than a McDonalds menu
Me ‘N U
What do you and McDonald's have in common?
You both make my heart stop

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be called the McGeorgeous.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
If you were a burger at McDonald's...
You would be McGorgeous.
Hey girl, is your body from McDonald's?
Cuz you look like you got Type 2 Diabtetes
Got 'em.
Are we at McDonald's?
Because I'm gonna fuck you in the bathroom
Is your body a McDonald’s happy meal?
Because I’m lovin it
Are you Ronald McDonald?
Cause I'd McFuck you
If you were McDonald's and I were Nike
I'd be just doing you and you'd be loving it.

Hey, are you in the mcdonalds menu?
Because you are mcnificent
If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.
Are you McDonald's?
Cause your smile, i’m loving it
Hey baby are you from McDonald's?
Because you're fat and greasy
Call me McDonald's Sprite
Cause I'd fuck your throat up and leave you gagging.
Hey, are you McDonald's?
'Cause I would like a Quarter Pounding ;)
Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?
Of course you haven’t ;)
Damn girl old McDonald has NOTHING on you
You sure know how to raise a cock.
Are you mcdonalds
Cause id like to take you away
(Ordering at McDonalds)
I’ll take a number…hmm…you know what, I can’t really decide which number to get…so could I have yours?
What do you and McDonald’s have in common?
I’m hoping you’ll both be open late at night when I’m hungry
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