Top 50 Mcdonald Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mcdonald pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I’m nike & you’re my McDonalds

   Coz i’ll be doing it & you’ll be lovin’ it

2. Hey girl, are you a McDonalds?

   Cuz I'm McLovin it
   
   Also I just found out my bf is a lurker here and now everything makes sense

3. Nike and McDonalds

   I'm nike & you're mcdonald's, i'm doin' it & you're lovin' it

4. Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

5. Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

6. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

7. Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

8. Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.

9. Girl, tonight I want you to be my mcdonalds...fast, cheap, and easy.

10. Girl is your face from McDonald's....cause I'm loving it.

Funny mcdonald pickup lines

Work at McDonalds ? Because I was wondering if I could get a fry with such a shock.

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

What’s better than a McDonalds menu

Me ‘N U

What do you and McDonald's have in common?

You both make my heart stop

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be called the McGeorgeous.

Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!

If you were a burger at McDonald's...

You would be McGorgeous.

Hey girl, is your body from McDonald's?

Cuz you look like you got Type 2 Diabtetes







Got 'em.

Are we at McDonald's?

Because I'm gonna fuck you in the bathroom

Is your body a McDonald’s happy meal?

Because I’m lovin it

Are you Ronald McDonald?

Cause I'd McFuck you

If you were McDonald's and I were Nike

I'd be just doing you and you'd be loving it.

Hey, are you in the mcdonalds menu?

Because you are mcnificent

If you were mine you would rub some sweet N sour sauce on my salty French fry.

Are you McDonald's?

Cause your smile, i’m loving it

Hey baby are you from McDonald's?

Because you're fat and greasy

Call me McDonald's Sprite

Cause I'd fuck your throat up and leave you gagging.

Hey, are you McDonald's?

'Cause I would like a Quarter Pounding ;)

Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)

Damn girl old McDonald has NOTHING on you

You sure know how to raise a cock.

Are you mcdonalds

Cause id like to take you away

(Ordering at McDonalds)

I’ll take a number…hmm…you know what, I can’t really decide which number to get…so could I have yours?

What do you and McDonald’s have in common?

I’m hoping you’ll both be open late at night when I’m hungry

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