Top 9 Shrek Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shrek pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Are you Shrek?

   Because I get hard just thinking about you

2. Hey are you Shrek?

   Cause I can't seem to get ogre you

3. Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!

4. Hey girl ,are you Shrek??

   Cause you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

5. Are you shrek ?

   Cause I’m all ogre you

6. Are you shrek?

   It’s because your beauty is ogre-whelming.

7. Are you shrek?

   Because your beauty is ogrewhelming. And if you're not I think I finally found something sexier than Shrek

8. Are you shrek?

   Cuz you are as sexy

9. Hey are you shrek?

   Cuz I wanna be in ur swamp