Top 14 Shrek Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shrek pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Shrek conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you Shrek?

   Because I get hard just thinking about you

2. Hey Girl were you in that movie Shrek ?

   Coz you look like an Ogre

3. Hey are you Shrek?

   Cause I can't seem to get ogre you

4. Call me Shrek because I'm head ogre heels for you!

5. Are you Shrek?

   Cause I'm head ogre heels for you

6. Hey girl ,are you Shrek??

   Cause you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

7. Are you shrek ?

   Cause I’m all ogre you

8. Are you shrek?

   It’s because your beauty is ogre-whelming.

9. Hey girl, do you live in a swamp?

   Because you look as beautiful as Shrek

10. You must be shrek

    Because I fell head ogre heels for you

Funny shrek pickup lines

Are you Shrek?
Because you look ogrewhelming

Are you shrek?

Because your beauty is ogrewhelming. And if you're not I think I finally found something sexier than Shrek

Are you shrek?

Cuz you are as sexy

Hey are you shrek?

Cuz I wanna be in ur swamp