Hey baby, wanna drink from the fountain of youth?

Be my vessel, I want to be inside you.

Dang girl are you an uchiha because you're the last of your kind.

They don’t call me The Golden Flash for nothing.

Want to have some Ramen at my place?

Girl I must have Sharingan because I see a future in us.

Are you using sexy jutsu?

or do you always look that good?

Are you a ninja?

Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

I’m one of the seven swordsmen, wanna be my sheath?

My Samehada has never been this excited.

I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.

You’re a pain, but I need to continue my lineage for the next generation, so what’re you waiting for?

If you need any help just call my name and I will use flying raijinshu jutsu to you.

Trust me babe, just like art, dating me is a KATSU!

Wanna see MY expansion jutsu?

I could show you a special kind of mokuton jutsu in private if you’d like.

Did you use genjutsu on me?

Because I'm stunned when I looked at you.

Ay girl wanna see my sharindong?

I Madara, Declare you the sexiest

For naruto fan girls

Your eyes are deceiving that I'm stuck under your Genjutsu.

You wanna ride my wood?

Cause we can go as far as you like.

Nothing goes straight to the heart faster than a chidori.

I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain.

If you know what I mean.

Are you an Uchiha because there's nobody else in the world like you because they're all dead.

Baby, let me show you why they call it Gentle Fist.

People say I'm so lazy, but not after they leave my bed room.

Excuse me, I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

I love you more than Madara loves Hashirama.

My love for you is hot like the Amaterasu.

Damn girl, I’m wanna give you that shinra tensei. (Naruto)

Are you a master of the Shinra Tensei? Because you shattered my gate.

Would you like me to show you my mokuton?

Babe, do you have special powers? Because I got hard when I sealed you in my heart.

Do you know I can do the Sharingan in bed?

Damn girl, I want to give you that Shinra Tensei - Almighty Push!

Is your name Danzo? Because you caught my eye.

Are you a Susano'o? Because I want to get inside you.

My water jutsu will make you real wet.

Make me the Shuriken for your Kunai.

You are so hot, I want to start a Great Shinobi War for you.

Are you ready to get all your eight gates open tonight?

Did you just use tsukiyomi on me? Because I just lost 3 days of my life into your eyes.

I may not have byakugan, but I can look right through you.

When you look at me, I'm a Sharin-goner.

Just call me Shikamaru, because I want to stick to you like a shadow.

I don't need my Byakugan to see your inner beauty.

I can make you really wet.

Be with me and I’ll show you all the 6 paths!

Are you Ino? Because you have totally taken over my mind.

Beauty is Art. Art is bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you tonight.

You and I can make our own clan.

Did you know Chidori? Because you just got through to my heart.

Are you temari? Because I am your biggest fan.

Woah baby, do you have the Rinnegan? Because those eyes are pullin' me in.

Are you Kankuro? Because make me your love puppet.

Girl, I will Golden Flash my way into your gates.

Girl I am the Hashirama. And a piece of my cell will make you stronger.

Seal me inside your heart and I will take care of you for the rest of your life.

Want to experience my Expansion Jutsu?

Call me Diedara, because I am about to explode all over your face.

Let's reignite our power of youth!

It’s time for you to see my mokuton.

Babe, once you release my gate, I cannot go back but give my life for you.

I think out of all my pupets, you'll be my favorite.

Do you know why people call me the Gentle Fist?

Are you Fire Hokage? Because you are hot!

Babe, drink from my fountain of youth.

Babe, want to check out my Wood jutsu?

Are you using sexy no jutsu? Because I just love all of your looks.

Girl, I'd like to train you for Wood Style p**... jutsu.

Your nickname must be Amaterasu, because you're really hot.

My Chidori technique will send electricity through your body tonight.

Girl, I am a Hokage in the bedroom.

I may not be a nine-tail, but just 1 will make you come.

Are you happy to see me or is that a Forbidden Technique scroll in your pocket.

Are you Origami? Because I want to fold you good.

Call me Rock, because my power of youth gets hard for you.

"Do you like Itachi as much as I like you? Because your beauty is rarer than his Mangekyou Sharingan!"

Your name must be Kimmimaro because you give me a b**.... (Naruto)

Were you always this hot? Or did you activate sexy no jutsu?

Is there a lab nearby? Or I want some of your DNA mixed with mine.

Sharingan is red, rasengan is blue. Give me your number.

Babe, I am so good I will turn 1000 years of pain into 1000 years of pleasure for you.

"Do you like anime? Because I'd Naruto run to you any day."

I will take your heart - to replace the one you took from me!

Sure! Here are two cute and sweet pick-up lines tailored for a boy who likes Naruto:

"Are you a ninja? Because you’ve stealthily stolen my heart like Naruto steals the show!"

You are the Sasuke to my Sakura.

"Is your name Naruto? Because you've got me believing that we're destined to be more than just friends, Believe It!"

Bet you cannot handle my one tailed Jinchuriki.

"Are you a jutsu? Because you’ve cast a spell on my heart, even if you hate Naruto!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by like Naruto chasing after Sasuke?"

Your eyes have totally entranced me. Can I have them?

"Just like Naruto, I know I'm not perfect but for you, I'd master all the jutsus of love!"

"Are you a jutsu? Because when I look at you, everything else seems to vanish like a genjutsu."

"Like Naruto's strength, your beauty shines bright, with you by my side, everything feels right."

I’ll use my Hiraishin to get back to you whenever I can

"Are you a Chidori? Because you just shocked my heart!"

"Are you a ninja? Because you’ve stealthily captured my heart—no need for jutsu when you’re this charming."

"Are you maybe a jutsu from Kakashi? Because every time I look at you, I find myself lost in your Sharingan."

"Are you a Naruto episode? Because I've got no problem spending all weekend binge-watching you."

"Are you a jutsu? Because whenever I see you, I feel like I've fallen under a genjutsu of love."

"Are you a ninja? Because you've stealthily captured my heart, even though I’m not a Naruto fan!"

Hey Sasuke!

How’d you like to have your Throwing-knife in my Shuriken?

"Are you a Sharingan? Because whenever I look into your eyes, I get lost in a world of wonder."

"Just like Naruto, I won't stop until I win your heart, believe it!"

"Even if you think Naruto’s not cool, you’re the coolest person I’ve ever met!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again like Naruto chasing his dreams?"

"Are you a jutsu from Naruto? Because whenever I see you, my heart goes 'Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu' (Fire Release: Great Fireball Technique)."

"Do you like anime? Because I'd love to be the Naruto to your Hinata, transforming loneliness into love."

"If you think Naruto's annoying, just wait until you see how adorable I can be when I'm with you!"

"Are you a Naruto episode? Because I see myself binge-watching all our future moments together."

"Are you a jutsu? Because whenever I see you, I feel like shouting 'Naruto Clone Technique!' for a second chance."

"Do you like Naruto? Because I'm definitely falling for you, believe it!"

"Are you a Sharingan? Because every time I look at you, I see my future... and it's all Naruto!"

"Are you a ninja? Because you just made my heart race faster than Naruto on a mission!"

"Like Sasuke, I might have left the village, but for a chance to explore your hidden leaf, I'd definitely return."

"Like Sasuke to Naruto, your allure is irresistibly captivating. Want to form our own powerful duo tonight?"

"Are you a ninja in disguise? Your smile's the jutsu that lights up my skies."

Ay gurl, ima use 1000 years of death on you in bed.

"Is your name Naruto? Because you've got me running in circles trying to catch your attention while cheering for love!"

"I might not be Naruto, but I’d chase after you any day—let's create our own epic adventure!"

"Are you from Konoha? Because every time I see you, my Sharingan activates and your beauty becomes my only focus."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Girl you are hotter than this Firestyle Justu.

"You must be a jutsu from Naruto, because every time I see you, my heart does a shadow clone technique."

"You must be a Hyuga, because when you look at me, I feel like you can see right into my heart."

"You must be a jutsu, because every time I see you, I feel my heart do a shadow clone!"

"You may not like Naruto, but I promise my charm will always be a story worth watching."

"Do you like anime? Because when I look at you, my heart beats faster than a Naruto run."

"I may not like Naruto, but I can’t resist your charm—it's more powerful than any jutsu!"

"Are you a Sharingan user? Because every time I look into your eyes, I'm lost in a thousand different realities."

"Are you a jutsu? Because whenever I see you, my Sharingan can't help but copy your beauty."