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Top 27 Akatsuki Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Akatsuki chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Go out with me or die.

  2. Don't tell me that you're an artist, you're the only masterpiece here.

  3. Baby you so fine you make my eyes bleeds.

  4. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

  5. Don't make me get the fucking whip and ballgag, bitch...

  6. I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?

  7. Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

  8. After one night with me, you will know pain!

  9. I'm three times the pleasure, hm!

  10. Your beauty was so distracting, it caused me to walk into a wall, so I 'm going to need your name and number for...insurance reasons.

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Funny akatsuki pickup lines

You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

Hey I like your face, let me cut if off and attach it to my puppets?

Hello. I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Wow! Are you as beautiful as you seem, or do I remind you of myself?

Baby, my life was a genjutsu before I met you.

I hope you don't mind paper cuts.

Can I mold you? 'Cause you look even better than my clay.

I have a owie on my hand, will you kiss it and make it better?

I hope you need some planks because I've got wood for you.

Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem or do you just remind me of myself.

I’ve two of what most men…have only one of. (Akatsuki)

Do you like tentacles? Because i just drugged your beverage while you weren’t paying attention. (Akatsuki)

Tobi is good in bed. I can ‘Go At It’ for 72 hours straight without stopping. (Akatsuki)

Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you.

I shall beat you to within an inch of your life…and then i am going to have you. (Akatsuki)

Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful, I want to bang you. (Akatsuki)

I put the three in threesome…Un, Yeah, Baby! (Akatsuki)