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Top 50 Sat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Sat chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, you’re like the SAT

    I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

  2. You’re pretty cute. But do you know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.

  3. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

  4. If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.

  5. Girl, you're like the SAT

    I'd spend months trying to perfect you and end up doing you for 3 hours, stopping only for water breaks.

  6. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

  7. Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

  8. You know what would make your face look better? If I sat on it.

  9. Girl, are you the SAT?

    Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

  10. Are you the SAT

    Cuz I do you for 4 hours and 30 minutes with a 10 minute snack break

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Funny sat pickup lines

Is my phone broken?
Cuz you sat on it

Did we have any homework due?

Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?

Do you believe in adventitious love or do I have to walk by again?

Do you have a pen I could borrow?

Do you have any you'd like to add?

Does your college of choice need a reference letter about how beautiful you are? Because if they do I can write that letter.

Don’t walk into the building. The sprinklers will go off

Everytime I hear yoour voice it reverberates within my soul.

Girl don't repudiate me, I'm a nice guy.

Girl, it's axiomatic that you're absolutely gorgeous!

Hey baby i got the F the C and the K all i need is U

Hey baby, just call me Jay-Z, because I'm pretty sure I'll be able to get into whatever college I want if they think I'm Jay-Z.

Hey girl, are you my guidance counselor? Because I really hope you are. I got to a big school and haven't been able to find her office.

Hey, I saw you cheer last Friday at the football game. When is the next home game going to be?

How can i know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

I can infer from the way you're looking at me that you'll be coming back to my place tonight!

I can infer that you are smart enough to go out with me.

I commiserate with all the other girls in the room because they have to compete with someone as beautiful as you!

I didn't know angels were allowed in public schools.

I don't know how I'll ever get to class on time when it's so easy to get lost in your eyes.

I filled out the admission form except for the phone number part. Can I have yours?

I give you A plus for the outfit

I gotta say that the amorphous dress does nothing to show off your fabulous figure.

I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet.