Top 19 Station Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Station chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Honey, if you were a space station, you'd be called Deep Space Fine.

2. How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?

3. Can you help me with a math problem? Two trains leave the same station at the same time...

   One is traveling west at 85 mph, the other heading east at 75 mph. At that rate, how long will it take for you to give me your number?

4. Are you the International Space Station?

   Because you're out of this world

5. Can I park my rocket in your space station?

6. Are u a gas station

   Cause u looks QT

7. Are you the ISS?

   Because I'm SpaceX and I wanna put a human in you.
   
   Need some help on the wording ngl🤣
   
   ISS = International Space Station btw

8. Hey girl, are you my space station?

   Cause I’d like to dock my space shuttle in you.

9. Are you a gas station?

   Because you look like a QT

10. Do you have a docking station?

    Because my ipod would be a perfect fit

Funny station pickup lines

Call me ben
Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

If you were a gas station...

...you would be a QT.

Are you my favorite radio station?

Because I could listen to you all day.

I don't really like science that much,

But Can I dock my rocket at your space station

- Day 5

I know what you’re thinking: That’s no moon, that’s a space station!

Well, if you like space stuff, I design components for the International Space Station. Which is in space. Where, I'm sure you know, no one can hear you scream.

What's your favorite radio station to listen to?

I'd love to be your hydrogen fueling station.

My docking station or yours?