Top 29 City Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty City pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

2. If you were a Porsche, I would wax and laughter throughout the city.

3. Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

4. Have you ever been to Gotham City? I can take you there.

5. Hey girl, when I'm not out saving the city, I'm saving room for you in my heart.

6. Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

7. So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

   "Hey you dropped something!"
   to which she replied "What?"
   and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

8. I need you more than this city needs a grim vigilante.

9. Wanna reenact the superbowl?

   You could be the referee, I could be the Kansas City Chiefs, and you could totally fuck me.

10. Hey girl, are you the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

    Because you just blew me away

Funny city pickup lines

Are you a star in the city sky?
Cause you're not the brightest

Is your pussy the city of Jerusalem

Cause I need to take it! DEUS VULT

Hey, I could use some help with directions

Wait for response, then say

Looking for pretty city, looks like you know how to get there

Wait for response, then say

Maybe later I could show you how to get to pound town ;0

Is Gotham City in trouble?

...Because the Dark Knight is rising.

Are you the city of Troy

Because i want to put a Trojan in you

Is the grass green where you live?
Then it must be the paradise city

:D

Do you know what you and a city in winter have in common? You're both about to get 9 inches later.

Hey girl are your legs the yellow brick road?

Because I want to take them to your emerald city

Can I plut into your city?

Hey girl, come to my town, we need a city beautiful movement.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.

Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?

I'm an urban planner. I design cities.

New York City is my playground and I'll climb you like a jungle gym.

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

This is a message from the New York City Police Department: I'd like to stop and frisk with you.

City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.