Top 27 City Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty City pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

2. If you were a Porsche, I would wax and laughter throughout the city.

3. Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

4. Have you ever been to Gotham City? I can take you there.

5. Hey girl, when I'm not out saving the city, I'm saving room for you in my heart.

6. Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

7. So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

   "Hey you dropped something!"
   to which she replied "What?"
   and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

8. I need you more than this city needs a grim vigilante.

9. Hey girl, are you the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

   Because you just blew me away

10. Is your pussy the city of Jerusalem

    Cause I need to take it! DEUS VULT

Funny city pickup lines

Is Gotham City in trouble?
...Because the Dark Knight is rising.

The Vatican should hire you ASAP.

Because you just answered all my prayers.

Are you the city of Troy

Because i want to put a Trojan in you

Is the grass green where you live?

Then it must be the paradise city

This girl I know has the same name as my city and I was wondering how good this line actually is. (Going from casual friend to something more, hopefully. So I'm trying to be smooth)

Statistically speaking, about 98 degrees Fahrenheit is the average body temperature, but with the current temperature being about 75, you must be at least 200. Which means you either have an infection or illness. Or you're just that hot

Hey girl are your legs the yellow brick road?
Because I want to take them to your emerald city

Can I plut into your city?

Hey girl, come to my town, we need a city beautiful movement.

I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.

Did it hurt when you fell from Cloud City?

I'm an urban planner. I design cities.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

This is a message from the New York City Police Department: I'd like to stop and frisk with you.

City boys got pickup lines. Country boys got pickup trucks.