Top 50 State Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective State conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny State pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

Cause your curves are anything but flat.
If you were a photon and I were an electron, you would bring me to the excited state.
*Bites ice in half and spits it onto the table*

Now that I broke the ice I can say it's nice to meet you I'm (state yours name)
Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.
I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.
Let's erase these borders and negotiate a one-state solution.

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Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam

Wanna see my head of state?

You must be a photon because you just took me to my excited state.

I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

Roses are red, so is the state, let us be comrades because you are great.

Oh baby, you turn my blue state red.

You put me in an altered state of consciousness.

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When ever I see you my electrons enter the excited state.

Are you holding the people of Gotham in a constant state of fear? Cause girl you da BOMB!

You are in a constant state of becoming. Then again, if I looked like you I'd constantly be coming too.

Babe are you from Tennessee? I was starting to doubt that it's a real state.

Hey girl is your left leg the church and your right leg the state?

Because they gotta be separated

Now she's our Girlfriend

Roses are red
So is the state
Let us be comrades
Because you are great

Roses are red, Violets are blue,

I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002

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Girl are you the current state of America?

Because everyone is observing you from a far

Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away

Baby, you’re photons are raising me to an excited state!

Baby I’d bully a city-state for you.

Did you just whisper a sweet nothing or was that the gale-force winds? (New Hampshire)

Are you from a swing state?

I hope this date never ends. Just stays exactly the same for eight hours straight. (Nebraska)

Hey baby, are you an enclave or an exclave? Cause I'm in an elongated state.

Isle like you. (Virgin Islands)

Did you come from a Red State, because I'd love for you to be a taker.

Do I look a little thinner to you?

I think you've excited me to a new state.

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

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Justin Timberlake: hey yo, are you from my home state of Tennessee cuz you the only "Ten" I "See"

Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)

Are you from a swing state? Because I’d love for you to swing my way. (Jeb Bush)

You are definitely better than Hannah Montana. (Montana)

Girl, are you a state border?

Because your buttcheeks are in different time zones

If we were to go out I'd only get you cold drinks,
Because you're in a constant state of being hot.

What do you use to separate dihydrogen monoxide as it resides in a solid state?

An ice breaker!

Hey girl, I am glad we won the state which means I will be seeing a lot more of you at national and maybe you can study at my hotel room?

Hey girl, you're the only state in my union.

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in Phoenix. (Arizona)

Hello. Would you like to be in the sword-swallowing act?

Is your kiss the state fruit of Georgia?

Because it sure is a peach!

Sorry for stating the obvious

But you look good!

For a girl in Texas

Hey girl you from Texas because you're the lone star in my state.

In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.



Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.



I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

Hey you like the three states of matter?

Cause I want to take my solid and put liquid in your gass

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain State phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth State lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.