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Top 50 State Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth State chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

    Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  2. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

    Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  3. I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.

  4. Let's erase these borders and negotiate a one-state solution.

  5. Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

    Because dam

  6. Wanna see my head of state?

  7. You must be a photon because you just took me to my excited state.

  8. I like your shape, how’d you like to form a complex organic transition state?

  9. Wanna know why they call me "swing state"?

  10. Roses are red, so is the state, let us be comrades because you are great.

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Oh baby, you turn my blue state red.

You put me in an altered state of consciousness.

When ever I see you my electrons enter the excited state.

Are you holding the people of Gotham in a constant state of fear? Cause girl you da BOMB!

You are in a constant state of becoming. Then again, if I looked like you I'd constantly be coming too.

Now she's our Girlfriend

Roses are red
So is the state
Let us be comrades
Because you are great

Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m wanted in four states for thirteen counts of home invasion between 2001 and 2002

Girl are you the current state of America?

Because everyone is observing you from a far

Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away

Ayy baby, ya know why they call my dick the Solid State Drive?

It'll be ready to go in 10 seconds

Baby, you’re photons are raising me to an excited state!

Are you from a swing state?

Hey baby, are you an enclave or an exclave? Cause I'm in an elongated state.

Do I look a little thinner to you?

I think you've excited me to a new state.

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?

Girl, are you a state border?

Because your buttcheeks are in different time zones

What do you use to separate dihydrogen monoxide as it resides in a solid state?

An ice breaker!

Are you from Texas?

Because you're a fucking state.

Is your ass the state fruit of Georgia?

Because it sure is a peach!

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

For a girl in Texas

Hey girl you from Texas because you're the lone star in my state.

Sorry for stating the obvious

But you look good!

Hey you like the three states of matter?

Cause I want to take my solid and put liquid in your gass

In the form of a logic puzzle.

The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.

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Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.

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I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

On a scale on 1 to America, how free are you tonight?