"Why study history when you can create it with me, starting with our own unforgettable love story?"

"You're taking history next? Well, darling, I foresee a beautiful future for us."

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away.

Baby, you have more curves than the Democrat Party line.

Call me John Adams, 'cause I want to be all up in your xyz affair.

Did the rules change about camping outside the capital because you got me pitching a tent.

Do you want to see a majority whip?

Girl, after tongiht, I won't be the only one needing a wheelchair.

Good thing I'm not a colonist, because I'd let you do intolerable acts to me.

How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?

I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".

I may not be the POTUS, but I see US on TOP of each other.

I motion to elongate the caucus.

I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statuse of freedom can be seen from miles away.

I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

I'll build you a moon base, if you let me get to third base (twice).

I'm gonna go ahead and UC the motion to have you come back to my place for some bipartisan outreach.

I'm like the Vietnam War - way longer than you thought I'd be.

I've got a five year plan and it includes you... well, it doesn't have to be five years - one night works for me!

I've got a stimulus package waiting for you in my pants.

I'm so glad prohibition was repealed, because i'm drunk on you.

Just ask thomas paine; he knows dating me is common sense.

Just because the national debt is going up doesn't mean I can't go down on you...

Let's make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.

Let's role play - I'll be Osama… you be a cave… and I'll hide up inside you.

My chad won't be hanging if you let me punch that hole.

My names huey long and I can share some wealth

Right now, my teeth aren't the only part of me that's wooden.

The battle of the bulge? Unnecessary. There's no competition with mine.

The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn't.

The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

There is just no veto-ing you. Lets caucus together sometimes?

There's an economic stimulus package waiting for you at my house.

They don't call me a rough rider for nothing.

This must be the 1900s, because my train has some goods that need to be delivered down south.

Wanna get incumbent?

You can pull my lever.

You know what's unconstitutional? The fact that you still have every article of your clothing on.

You must be a Quaker, because I could William Penn-etrate you for hours.

You must be John Locke, because you are the key to my conscious.

You'd make a great vice. Get under me.

You're causing a rise in my polls.

Sorry i'm not into b**....

You must have been born in pearl harbor cause baby you da bomb

No wonder they were called the intolerable acts. I couldn't handle it if there was a tax on your sugar.

I have kiss like I fight wars; I have no exit strategy.

Are you a pilgrim? Because I'd let you land on my rock. Plymouth's got nothing on me, if you know what I mean.

Are you a union worker with a history of anarchy?

Are you in charge of the new transportation bill because you have been running through my mind all day!

Are you the manhattan project? I've gotta say – you're bomb.

Baby, you can trust me. I always pull out at the last second.