Are you a Native American princess? You know how to summon my spirit animal.

Your Frybread thighs have me hypnotized,and your almond shaped eyes have me mesmerized.

Your Frybread makes a native want to fall in love.

You're so good looking, you make my heart melt like butter on a hot piece of frybread.

If I could rearrange the Tribes... I'd put yours and mine next to each other.

Are you from the sun clan? Cuz you light up my world!

Baby, come and light my sacred fire.

Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

Are you American Pharoah? Because you're finally the one.

When I first laid eyes on you, you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song.

You don't have a reservation? Don't worry, because I have your reservation in my heart.

My handdrum only beats for you.

I'll be your Frybread, if you be my honey.

You ever been ravaged by a savage?

Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.

I wrote the American Horror Story opening theme...

Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?

I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?

You would be my first pick for my tourney team.

I want you to be in the center of my medicine wheel.

You could date me if you want, that's your choice as an American citizen and nobody should judge you for it.

You're so beautiful, almost make me start speaking my native tongue!

Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

Can i take a picture of you so I can show the Great Spirit what I want for my birthday?

Would you like to grab dinner with me? I have a reservation.

I don't wanna marry you, I just want you for the night...

Hey girl I like your bead work, you do that yourself?

You look cold. Wanna wear my Pendleton jacket?

Did you know that Native Americans & Indians are the best lovers ? Oh by the way my name is Geronimo Rangaswamy.

Do you like roleplay?

Because I can be Trump and you can be American people.

My spirit animal is an anaconda and I want to bury my Totem Pole in your ground.

Do me like your hand drum and kiss me.

Are you tired? Because you've been round dancing through my mind all day!

They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

You can be my passenger & I'll be American Airlines- cause I don't care about your baggage!

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?

Will you be my Pocahontas?

Damn baby, your body is so hot, I wanna pour powdered milk all over and lick it off

Hey miss, I need you to come with me. I told my mother I'd bring her something beautiful from the powwow.

Damn baby, you're so soft down there, feels like rabbit skin

Damn girl, you chickasaw? Because you are the only chick I saw.

At Wide Receiver: Damn boy are you a pirate, cause I wanna make a rated ARRR movie with you.

Baby, you're like the mighty buffalo. My people will use every part of you.

When I first laid my eyes on you was at the powwow, I remember because you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song!

So, what's your favorite thing about black c**...?

Damn girl you're so hot, you're making me speak my native tongue

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya s**... this d**....

At Quarterback: Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I'm digging that ass.

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, everything in the room became beautiful. It's like every single time Peyton Manning throws for a touchdown pass against the New England Patriots!

As an American, my ancestors declared independence from Britain, now I ask you to come over to my place and declare independence from your clothes

I don't know which South American country you are from, all I know is that I can't take Mayas off you.

If you have holes on the bottom of your mocs it's because you've been running through my mind all day.

You've got my heart beating louder than a powwow drum right now!

Damn baby, when you were jingle dancing out there, I had to grab my mother's shawl and put it on my lap

Damn baby you are so hot my tipi is growing a second story

Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.

Damn girl, you got legs like a mustang

You must be a gift from Iran, because you've wrapped up my heart in a beautiful package.

Are you from Iran? Because you've brought me more joy than a Persian rug.

"Do you like Red Dead Redemption? Because I can't seem to escape your wanted level."

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see while sipping wine."

"I thought blondes were stunning, but then I saw you, and realized they are also capable of radiating brilliance."

"With rap's rhythm, you move so slick, a Native warrior in the joystick's click."

"Are you a black belt? 'Cause when I look at you, my heart does a roundhouse kick."

"Wearing that American inspired swimsuit, you've turned this pool party into my personal land of the free, home of the babe."

"Well, aren't you intriguing? Balancing between witty Deadpool and intense American Psycho, impressive!"

"Oh, a man with diverse tastes! I can handle some Ryan Reynolds humor and Christian Bale intensity."

"Are you a black belt in martial arts? Because your beauty just knocked me out, red-dead gorgeous."

"Are you an American girl lost in the UK, or just lost in my eyes, love?"

"As a fellow gringo, I must say, you're the most beautiful plot twist in my American tale."

"Your Native American-Black genes are like a sexy blend of martial arts and Red Dead Redemption, irresistibly captivating."

"Shining brighter than the stars, your beauty is the talk, oh blonde American girl, let's have a moonlit walk."

Do you wanna come over later, to my house, and watch American beauty in the dark?

"Just like Red Dead Redemption, our connection feels like an epic story; wanna join my quest over some beats?"

Are you a Roblox developer? Because you just created a game in my heart.

"Is your name Red Dead? Because my heart races like a wild stallion whenever I see your martial arts moves."

"Your allure is as fierce as a Black Panther's might, with Native American roots making our love ignite."

I've been told to follow my dreams, so I will follow you around the powwow.

"Did they name the American Dream after you? Because all I see is blond, beautiful, and unforgettable."

"Are you a star-spangled banner? Because seeing you flutter in the wind makes my heart sing!"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your beautiful blonde hair."

"Are you a rap song? Because my heart beats sync to your rhythm, stronger than a Bruce Lee's one-inch punch."

Are you made of sugar? Because you're as sweet as that lavender blow pop and twice as tempting.

"Is your name Rap? Because our love could drop beats in a gaming arena."

You are so hot, you put shame to Louisiana Hot Sauce.

Are you a wine lover? Because you just made my heart do more reps than at the gym.

"Is your aura made of honey? Because everything seems sweeter when you're around, Miss American Sunshine."

I bet you make really good bread.

"Ever kissed an American rebel? Because I promise, it'll be the head-spinning adventure you won't forget."

"Are you from Red Dead Redemption? Because this cowboy would love to explore the wild frontier of your heart."

If you were a Roblox game, you'd be my favorite because you bring so much joy and excitement.

"You know, I'm skilled in martial arts, but it's your charm that has me on the ropes; how about we level up together?"

Are you a wine? Because I feel like the more I have of you, the better life gets.

"Is your name Madisson? Because your style and those glasses could light up any room."

"Your blonde hair sparkles more brightly than the American stars, how about we explore their constellations together tonight?"

"Your smile shines brighter than the sun rising over the American dream, chica."

"Is that swimsuit made in USA? Because you're setting off my fireworks like it's the Fourth of July."

"Is your swimsuit made of stars and stripes? Because my heart's pledging allegiance to your breathtaking beauty."

"Your petite size houses an amazing fusion of Dominican and American charm that outshines time itself."

Are you a glass of fine wine? Because I could sip on you all night long.

"Is your name Liberty? 'Cause your blonde beauty is like a torch, lighting up my American dream."

"As a proud American, I believe in liberty. So why does your petite Dominican charm make me want to surrender?"

Are you a hiking trail? Because every step I take with you feels like a journey to my heart.

"American beauty in the UK, fancy finding a dashing mate or perhaps igniting a more tantalizing transatlantic romance?"

"Your moves in martial arts, as captivating as the night, like a rap verse, they set my heart alight."

Your smile is like a Persian rug, intricately woven with charm and grace, American boy, embrace.

"Is there a cheat code to winning your heart? Because baby, like a 21st century rap song, you've got the rhythm of my desires."

You already have your reservation.... In my heart!

Do you believe in love at first hike? Because I think we just found our trail to happiness.

"Ever tried a combo of martial arts and cowboys? Because this Black Native American could be your Red Dead Redemption."

"Are you the Statue of Liberty? Because my world lights up when I see your smile."

Like the stars in the sky, your kindness shines bright, my Iranian gift, you're a delight.

Is your name Tehr-ific? Because you're the perfect blend of sweetness and spice.

Girl, you must be Cherokee. Because every time I look at you, you just be starring at me.

"Are you a Dominican star? Because even in this vast American sky, you outshine everything with your petite charm."

"As an American girl in the UK, are you searching for a charming friend or perhaps a 'more' exciting British adventure?"

"Just like the Atlantic, your beauty crosses continents, darling."

"Are you a black belt? Because when I look at you, my heart's defense falls apart."

At Tight End: I think he's suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Are you made of wine and hot tea? Because you're my perfect blend of American and Dutch!

I've proven to a lot of people that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

"Like a cowboy in Red Dead Redemption, I've been searching for a breathtaking beauty like you."

"That American-inspired swimsuit fits you perfectly, just like our stars align, let's make our own stripes tonight."

"Are you a martial arts move? Because whenever I see you, my heart beats as fast as a combo attack."

"Are you a map, Miss Blonde American? 'Cause I just got lost in the sea of your golden waves."

"Excuse me, but do you have Madison Beer’s playlist? Because your vibe is the perfect harmony I’ve been searching for."

Are you a glass of fine wine? Because I could hike with you forever.

Are you a wine lover? Because I can't resist your spirits, just like a fine Napa Valley Cabernet.

"American charm at your service! You've got my heart racing faster than a New York minute." 🗽🚀