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Top 50 Eu Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Eu pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Eu conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Let's check if what happens in Strasbourg, stays in Brussels.

  2. Baby, do we need a prenup contract or it is enougth with the TTIP?

  3. Baby, we come from different countries, but tonight let's speak the 24 official languages of love.

  4. It's getting hot in herre, let's create a cap-and-trade scheme.

  5. Tonight, be with me & the EU at the crossroads of our destiny.

  6. Do you want me to show to you a delegated act?

  7. I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

  8. You sure meet my convergence criteria.

  9. Shall we take part in a co-decision procedure... your amendments first?

  10. You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

Funny eu pickup lines

You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?

So are you up for some preventive or corrective action?

You've got the aquis to my door.

Let's talk dirty:


Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.

Who said orgy?! It is just an exchange of best practices.

Be my Europa and I let you ride on me all night long.

Do you work in Frankfurt? Cos you just raised my interest.

Are you ready to invest my funds?

Will you please check that my tailpipe emissions are below 95 g?

How about you and I move towards enhanced cooperation?

What happens in Luxembourg stays in Luxembourg.

Is that a split vote in your pocket...

How do you like the modalities of my framework directive?

Shall we implement this joint position at yours or mine?

Hey hun, I'd like to implement some transparency standards on you.

May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

Tonight let's get united in diversity.

I campaign for the EU the same way I teach kiss education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

They say working in the EU is like being in a cage. Were you ever tempted by a golden handcuff?

Let's quickly implement your interconnection targets.

Why don't we get together to discuss an Eastern European Partnership? Your Kremlin doesn't need to know.

Would be great if we could forge a sustainable partnership.