You sure meet my convergence criteria.

I'll be the EU, you be Britain, just tell me what you want.

You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

You know it's all about jobs and growth. Or is it the other way round?

So are you up for some preventive or corrective action?

Let's talk dirty:

Spitzenkandidaten!

Can we break all the rules together tonight, including the Maastricht and the Lisbon-treaties?

Which is great with the Single Market, is that it ensures cooperation between its members.

Be my Europa and I let you ride on me all night long.

Do you work in Frankfurt? Cos you just raised my interest.

Are you ready to invest my funds?

Will you please check that my tailpipe emissions are below 95 g?

What happens in Luxembourg stays in Luxembourg.

Is that a split vote in your pocket...

How about a smart, sustainable and inclusive relationship?

How do you like the modalities of my framework directive?

Hey hun, I'd like to implement some transparency standards on you.

May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

I campaign for the EU the same way I teach kiss education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.

They say working in the EU is like being in a cage. Were you ever tempted by a golden handcuff?

Tonight let's get united in diversity.

Let's quickly implement your interconnection targets.

Why don't we get together to discuss an Eastern European Partnership? Your Kremlin doesn't need to know.

Would be great if we could forge a sustainable partnership.

o**... procedures are more more interesting, there's always a tour de table.

Why don't you have my steel and we'll take it from there?

I will only withdraw if the negotiation is unsuccessful.

Where do you stand on access to the southern corridor pipeline?

You must be on top of a lot of tables with statistics like that.

Shall we engage in some horizontal activities?

It's all about leveraging up my structural funds, and you are an eligible recipient but I'll admit it's a co-decision thing.

Let's start with a vertical relationship and move on to a horizontal agreement later.

Someone call the UNFCCC, cos it just got HOT in here...

Is that a secret microphone hidden in your trunks to fight tax evasion, or are you just pleased to see me?

Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!

I'll let you into my secret world and fulfill all of your Eurobondage fantasies. Close your eyes.

Are you in the singles market?

Wanna go to the beach? I'll Greece you up.

Do you want to impose some restrictive measures?

Could it be that your tunnel is in desperate need of a Eurostar?

EU make me feel like a natural woman.

You need a bailout but first you have to accept my memorandum.

I shall endeavour to balance my capacity with your opportunity.

What makes you think I'd go for the Scandinavian model?

I'd let you have free movement in my schengen area.

Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I'd put E and U together.

Is that a budget discharge in your hand or are you just happy to see me?

Let's unleash our joint potential and strive for full integration.

Wanna get out of here? Come with me. I have an exit strategy.

With partners like you, i believe in rapid european enlargement

Fancy joining my eastern partnership?

You know we're all supposed to be operating in clusters now, right?

As it's our first date, I promise to focus exclusively on your Outermost Regions.

Why don't we make this inter-governmental?

Would you like to try a little light toilettage? It can be... cleansing...

You can cross my border without any security check.

Careful with the TTIP. It's a sensitive area.

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

Let's form a union, I can Treaty you well.

Are you looking to engage in a bilateral internal service consultation? Or straight to the action plan?

Well you have no shortage of assets: more than enough to provide a massive stimulus.

Are you also into foreign affairs?

Wow, bet you stimulate input from third parties.

Would you like to come to our delegation room and talk more about EU enlargement?

Whereas I' m not seeing anyone else right now, I strongly advice you not to violate my dating rights.

You are worth more than the ordinary legislative procedure. You deserve a special legislative procedure from me tonight.

Let me be your Horizon 2020.

Well hello! I'd say you need a pretty strong Community Support Framework!

I'd like to have you in my Blue Book.

I believe in an ever closer union. Do you?

If we were amendments, I would love to be joined with you to become a very exciting compromise

Things are going well. Let's move towards an ever close union!

But after the third date it will be a wholly internal situation?

It's clear from my briefs that you have handled the risk of any deflation issues down south.

So how about coming back to my Neighbourhood and making this enhanced bilateral dialogue Deep and Comprehensive?

I think we should move to ever closer union.

Would you need some in depth guidance on the Nordic specificities?

How about we remove all barriers to our freedom of movement.

Honey our union is like the single currency increasingly threatened yet irreversible.

Oh, ento melhor eu aproveitar cada momento antes que fique sem palavras. Voc me deixa sem flego.

Palavras doces so apenas o comeo, estou ansioso para te mostrar outras formas de persuaso. Est pronto? 😉

So, what do you think about pre-accession partnerships?

Se palavras doces não bastam, deixe-me encantá-la com ações. Com carinho e respeito, conquistar seu coração será minha missão.💖

Estou pronto para o desafio! Com uma conexão autêntica e momentos memoráveis, prometo te surpreender. Vamos nessa!

Mal posso esperar para mostrar o que sou capaz. Vamos tornar isso inesquecível juntos. Tenho certeza de que vai valer a pena.

Oh, you're in for it now! I once held out for an entire day before caving. Let the battle of wills begin! 🤣

Se eu fosse uma fruta, seria um abacaxi, porque além de ser doce, sou cheio de espinhos. 😉🍍

Are you up for a bit of civil dialogue? Or should we stick with the stakeholder engagement?

May I ask for your EU transparency register number?

I'd like to make an in-depth review of your performances...

The lower the interest rate up north, the larger the spread down south.

You might be hard to impress, but I believe I can leave you speechless with just a smile. 😉

Desafio aceito! Vou mostrar que posso surpreender você de uma maneira única e especial. Mal posso esperar!

I have a grand strategy for you: do you prefer a top-down or bottom-up approach?

Have you ever tried German discipline?

Desafio aceito! Vou te surpreender com meu encanto e garantir que suas palavras sumam. Aguarde! 😏

Oh, eu adoro um desafio. Vou te mostrar que tenho muito mais do que apenas beijos para te convencer. 😉

Would you like to see my comprehensive package?

Oh, eu adoro um desafio! Vamos ver quem cede primeiro... aposto que não será fácil. 😏

Ah, mas acho que vai ser difícil me deixar sem palavras! Ainda não vi seu melhor charme. 😉

Mal posso esperar para provar que mereço seu coração. Ações valem mais que palavras, e eu estou pronto para mostrar isso a você. 😘

Desafio aceito! Mas acho que vou te deixar sem palavras antes disso. 😉

Ah, ento voc gosta de um desafio, eu adoro isso! Vamos ver at onde essa persuaso pode nos levar. 😉

Olá, talvez seja eu te admirando por sua personalidade intrigante e sorriso cativante. Quem sabe o que o destino reserva para nós, não é mesmo?

Desafio aceito! Vou te deixar sem palavras e com um sorriso no rosto. Aguarde e ver!

Aes falam mais alto, certo? Ento, eu te desafio a um duelo de danas aleatrias no prximo encontro! Que tal? 💃🕺

Ah, ento vou ter que aproveitar ao mximo antes que fique sem fala. Se prepare para ser surpreendida, rs.

Ah, eu só estou retribuindo o favor... afinal, é impossível não notar alguém tão atraente como você. 😉

You want someone to do justice to your fundamentals, right?

Ah, eu adoro um desafio! Mal posso esperar para te deixar sem palavras com meu jeito único de ser 😉

Ah, a persistência é minha aliada, a conquista é minha arte. Com gestos sinceros, farei seu coração bater mais forte.🌹

Desafio aceito! Vou te surpreender com a minha criatividade e humor. Prepare-se para ficar sem palavras!

Oh, desafio aceito! Vou te surpreender de um jeito que você nunca imaginou. Mal posso esperar para te deixar sem palavras também 😉

Desafio aceito! Vou garantir que o encanto dure muito tempo. Mal posso esperar para te deixar sem palavras novamente. 😉

Desafio aceito! Vou te surpreender de uma maneira que você nunca imaginou. Prepare-se para ficar sem palavras! 😉

Is that a bent cucumber in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Challenge accepted! But fair warning, I've got a stubborn streak a mile wide. Ready to see who cracks first? 😉

Challenge accepted! Get ready to be pleasantly surprised by what I have up my sleeve. 🌟

Are you from Slovakia? Because you've got me feeling like I'm falling for EU.

I will implement your directive anyday, baby!

Mal posso esperar para te mostrar o quanto eu posso fazer para merecer seu coração. Acredite, a espera valerá a pena. 😘

I'm developing a new governance regime. Would you like to try it?

Hey are eu Theresa May?

Because it looks like you're in for a hard Brexit.

Fancy moving into a restricted session?

Currently 49% of UK citizens say they don't want to leave me. Are you one of them?