Top 44 Uber Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Uber pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Uber conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl, my name's Uber and I have reached my pick-up location.

2. Did you call an Uber?

   Because I’m here to literally pick you up

3. Are you my Uber Rating?

   Because you’re 4.5 stars

4. Lemme leave a 5 star review of your parents

   On uber eats for making such a cute SNACC / beautiful desert

5. You can cancel that Uber

   Cause I’m here to pick you up

6. You can cancel your uber now

   Cos I'm picking you up

7. Are you an uber driver?

   Because I was really hoping you'd give me a ride tonight

8. Hey boy, are you an Uber Pool? Cause I love when it's just us, but I'm also nervous someone else may come in and ruin this.

9. Girl,you can call me uber

   Because I will let you ride

10. Hey girl, do you work for uber?

    Coz you are driving me crazy!

Funny uber pickup lines

I love uber
But the "ber" is silent

You should cancel that uber

Bcoz I am here to pick you up

(from Battle of Pick-up lines)

Hey girl, are you an uber?

Because you always drive everyone away

Want to check out my Uber DPS two handed weapon?

Hey girl! you can cancel your Uber

Coz I am already here to pick you up!

Hey, did you get here using uber eats?
Because you look like a snacc.

They call me uber, wanna take a ride?

Optional: im rated 5 stars and perfectly safe

Hey girl cancel that Uber ride

Cause I am already trying to pick you up.
And maybe later you can ride me?

Did you come here in an Uber Eats?

Because you're looking like a snack.

Ride me anytime, I am just a few taps away.

This is your Uber, I am taking you home tonight, yours or mine?

You are very cute, I am going to where you are going tonight, as your Uber.

So you want a ride? Let's take it nice and slow.

I am both Select and XL.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?

Everyone’s private driver, let's keep things private.

Hello, this is your Uber driver.

Hey baby, wanna be my Uber backseat driver?

Hop in and relax. I'll let you know when it's time to get off.

How about we earn you a cleaning fee.

I am always prime time.

I am the best at long hauls, as long as you want.

I am Uber, and I am coming for you.