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Top 50 Bus Pick Up lines

Do you take the bus often and see some cute girl or guy that you want to approach? Use these bus pick up lines to help you break the ice. These cheesy and funny pick up lines involving buses will help you do the trick. These bus pick up lines are clean and good. Take advantage of these bus related pick up lines today.

  1. You must ride the bus.

    Because I want you to get off.

  2. Seeing as you just accidentally felt up my butt anyway, wanna take things to the next level?

  3. What say we get together and Purell the shit out of our hands?

  4. That piss smell definitely isn't coming from you. Wanna get pie, cutie?

  5. Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.

  6. I saw you were using the Delta App, too.

    Isn't it great? Really slick.

  7. I may have been waiting for this train for 20 goddamn minutes, but I've been waiting for a girl like you my whole life.

  8. Are you the morning bus?

    Cause i always miss you...

  9. Are you a bus

    Because I wish you'd hit me with one

  10. Are you an empty school bus?

    Coz I wanna fill you up with some kids



Funny bus pickup lines

Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!!

I need help

Give me a pick up line that has to do with a vw bus

I was on my way recently

So I was just waiting on the bus. Does the bus driver suddenly say he get off from there.

(Sorry if translated badly.. hope u guys still get it)

Who needs the reading lights when you light up my life.

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?

I don't believe in kiss before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.

Why no, I certainly don't mind that your crotch simply must rub on my kiss because you can't twist sideways.

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

Could we even fit in the bathroom?

I have a car picking me up — need a lift?

According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.

I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.

Coffee, tea, or me?

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.

You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.

When you sleep, you look like an angel.

Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.

Can I buy you a drink?

What lady can resist a man in uniform?