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Top 50 Bus Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bus pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bus conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You must ride the bus.

    Because I want you to get off.

  2. I saw you were using the Delta App, too.

    Isn't it great? Really slick.

  3. Are you the morning bus?

    Cause i always miss you...

  4. Are you a bus

    Because I wish you'd hit me with one

  5. Are you an empty school bus?

    Coz I wanna fill you up with some kids

  6. Is this the bus stop?

    Because I'm here to pick you up!!

  7. I need help

    Give me a pick up line that has to do with a vw bus

  8. I was on my way recently

    So I was just waiting on the bus. Does the bus driver suddenly say he get off from there.

    (Sorry if translated badly.. hope u guys still get it)

  9. If you were a pageant queen,

    you would be Miss'd the last bus'

  10. Who needs the reading lights when you light up my life.

Funny bus pickup lines

I don't believe in kiss before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.

Why no, I certainly don't mind that your crotch simply must rub on my kiss because you can't twist sideways.

Coffee, tea, or me?

You wouldn't believe what I had to trade for this seat next to you.

When you sleep, you look like an angel.

According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.

Could we even fit in the bathroom?

Can I buy you a drink in [insert cosmopolitan city of your choice]?

Can you keep a secret? I'm packin'.

I have a car picking me up — need a lift?

Can I buy you a drink?

I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.

Are you traveling alone?

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.

Can I show you around when we land?

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?

It was love at first flight.

On Virgin America's in-flight chat: Hey, beautiful / Hi, handsome.