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Top 50 Bus Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Bus chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You must ride the bus.

    Because I want you to get off.

  2. Hey girl, are you a bus

    Because I wish you'd fucking hit me already

  3. Are you a bus

    Because I wish you'd hit me with one

  4. Is this the bus stop?

    Because I'm here to pick you up!!

  5. I need help

    Give me a pick up line that has to do with a vw bus

  6. 'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

    'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark'

    'looks like you're bored, well I'm game'

    'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off'

    'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies'

    'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you'

    'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long'

    'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus'

    'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard'

    'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark'

    'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'

  7. I was on my way recently

    So I was just waiting on the bus. Does the bus driver suddenly say he get off from there.

    (Sorry if translated badly.. hope u guys still get it)

  8. Are you traveling alone?

  9. Can I show you around when we land?

  10. Want to share my dessert?

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Funny bus pickup lines

I see you ordered the kosher meal; are you single?

I'd definitely help you down the inflatable slide.

If we go down, I'll save you first.

Can I buy you a drink?

It was only when I finished the course and left my graduation diploma on the bus that I realized I'd become an actor.

How did you get through security without setting the sensors off?

There's a Burger King here? I heard their new fries are weird.

Oh wait I heard they were good. I don't remember. It was someone's Facebook status this week.

During turbulence: Don't worry, I'll hold you.

According to the lights, the bathroom is unoccupied right now.

I don't believe in sex before monogamy, but I do believe in kissing under your blanket.

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

I have a car picking me up — need a lift?

Ever had champagne for breakfast… in Champagne?

I won't mind if you cuddle with me in your sleep.

When you sleep, you look like an angel.

I'm glad I used my miles for first class — you're worth the upgrade.

Could we even fit in the bathroom?

In the bathroom line: Please, you go ahead.

It was love at first flight.

My TV is broken — care to spare an earbud?

What lady can resist a man in uniform?

Want to share my Xanax?

Pilot: I had to leave the cockpit to say hello.

On Virgin America's in-flight chat: Hey, beautiful / Hi, handsome.

Coffee, tea, or me?