Top 50 Historical Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Historical pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Historical tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Let us take independence from our clothes!
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She can dump tea in my harbor anytime.
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Say girl, are you related to Henry George? Cause I only wanna tax that body once.
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Hey gurl, if you were a province of the Roman Empire, you would be BAEtica.
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Will you be the Madme Pompadour to my Louis XV?
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You know, there something i could eat during a hunger strike.
Working short historical pickup lines to impress a girl
You make me want to circle the wagons.
If you were my tour guide you could study my history!
Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.
Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?
Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.
Nice pyramids...
Are you related to Henry Clay? Cause baby you compromise too much and I just wanna make friction.
historical Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Would you like to come upstairs and see the sketches I did on the back of a shovel with coal?
None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.
No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!
When Copernicus theorized that the Sun was the center of the universe he'd never met you.
Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.
Are you from the 1930's? Because you've got a Great D.
On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tomorrow night?
historical Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Want to know why they call me the Titantic? Cuz when I go down, the ladies always get off first.
Well it's not like you have a lot of options here Eve.
Is you're last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!
Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my e**....
According to Marx, there’s an uprising in my lower class.
Gravity, schmavity. Some things that go up can stay up, if you get my drift.
Wanna watch me churn the butter?
Tell me what you’re wearing.
Are you manifest destiny? Because I believe it is my right to acquire you.
I must be columbus because I wanna explore your body like it's the new world.
Are you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.
Is your name Nazca? Cause you look like a beautiful mystery to me, baby.
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I feel an uprising in my lower class.
How would you like to be Bethoveen's Fifth?
Quit Stalin and give me your number.
I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.
I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.
I'll give you my buckle and show you my Plymouth Rock.
You remind me of the guillotine, i always lose my head around you dear.
Oh baby, I'd like to plough your field. For real. I have an ox and everything.
Are you from Medieval Times? Cause you Sir Gagsalot
Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...
I'll be the Mark Antony to your Cleopatra, I'd let my empire fall for you.
My, what an enormous and well-equipped army you have.
Hey baby, is your name Lee Harvey Oswald? Because I want to see your grassy knoll and have you blow my mind.
Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride. Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
The emancipation proclamation didn't end all slavery cuz my heart is a s**... 4 u.
How would you like to experience Paul Revere's Midnight ride?
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Historical phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.