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Top 50 Historical Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Historical pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Let us take independence from our clothes!

  2. She can dump tea in my harbor anytime.

  3. Say girl, are you related to Henry George? Cause I only wanna tax that body once.

  4. Hey gurl, if you were a province of the Roman Empire, you would be BAEtica.

  5. Will you be the Madme Pompadour to my Louis XV?

  6. You know, there something i could eat during a hunger strike.

  7. You make me want to circle the wagons.

  8. If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

  9. Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

  10. Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?

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Girl did you invent the telephone cause you are looking Alexander Damn Swell.

234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.

Nice pyramids...

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Would you like to come upstairs and see the sketches I did on the back of a shovel with coal?

None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.

When Copernicus theorized that the Sun was the center of the universe he'd never met you.

No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.

Are you from the 1930's? Because you've got a Great D.

I understand the British are coming. I have to believe it's all your fault, baby...

On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tomorrow night?

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Well it's not like you have a lot of options here Eve.

Is you're last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!

Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my erection.

According to Marx, there’s an uprising in my lower class.

Gravity, schmavity. Some things that go up can stay up, if you get my drift.

Wanna watch me churn the butter?

Tell me what you’re wearing.

Are you manifest destiny? Because I believe it is my right to acquire you.

I must be columbus because I wanna explore your body like it's the new world.

Are you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.

How would you like to be Bethoveen's Fifth?