50 Historical Pick Up lines

Here are 50 historical pick up lines for her and flirty historical rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about historical that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your historical rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny historical pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty historical joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Historical Pickup Lines

A good Historical hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Let us take independence from our clothes!
She can dump tea in my harbor anytime.
Say girl, are you related to Henry George? Cause I only wanna tax that body once.
Hey gurl, if you were a province of the Roman Empire, you would be BAEtica.
Will you be the Madme Pompadour to my Louis XV?
You know, there something i could eat during a hunger strike.

Short and cute historical pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about historical are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You make me want to circle the wagons.

Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?

Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.

Nice pyramids...

Are you related to Henry Clay? Cause baby you compromise too much and I just wanna make friction.

Cheesy historical Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Would you like to come upstairs and see the sketches I did on the back of a shovel with coal?

None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.

No, you don’t have to worry. Haven’t you heard? Turns out we wouldn’t have to go to confession at all!

When Copernicus theorized that the Sun was the center of the universe he'd never met you.

Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.

Are you from the 1930's? Because you've got a Great D.

On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tomorrow night?

Corny historical Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Historical conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Want to know why they call me the Titantic? Cuz when I go down, the ladies always get off first.

Well it's not like you have a lot of options here Eve.

Is you're last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!

Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my e**....

According to Marx, there’s an uprising in my lower class.

Gravity, schmavity. Some things that go up can stay up, if you get my drift.

Wanna watch me churn the butter?

Tell me what you’re wearing.

Are you manifest destiny? Because I believe it is my right to acquire you.

I must be columbus because I wanna explore your body like it's the new world.

Are you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.

Quit Stalin and give me your number.

A good historical Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Historical hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

How would you like to be Bethoveen's Fifth?

I feel an uprising in my lower class.

Is your name Nazca? Cause you look like a beautiful mystery to me, baby.

I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.

I'll give you my buckle and show you my Plymouth Rock.

You remind me of the guillotine, i always lose my head around you dear.

Are you from Medieval Times? Cause you Sir Gagsalot

Oh baby, I'd like to plough your field. For real. I have an ox and everything.

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

I'll be the Mark Antony to your Cleopatra, I'd let my empire fall for you.

My, what an enormous and well-equipped army you have.

Hey baby, is your name Lee Harvey Oswald? Because I want to see your grassy knoll and have you blow my mind.

Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride. Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?

The emancipation proclamation didn't end all slavery cuz my heart is a s**... 4 u.

How would you like to experience Paul Revere's Midnight ride?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Historical love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Historical chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.