You know, there something i could eat during a hunger strike.

Have you ever been with a man with outstanding hygiene? Because I've been washing my hands all day.

If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

Hey, wanna’ see what happens when I undo this safety pin?

Are you Upton Sinclair? Because I'd love for you to inspect my meat.

Are you related to Henry Clay? Cause baby you compromise too much and I just wanna make friction.

Would you like to come upstairs and see the sketches I did on the back of a shovel with coal?

None of my 722 wives or 423 concubines under stands me.

When Copernicus theorized that the Sun was the center of the universe he'd never met you.

Sleep with me, or I’ll prove you don’t exist.

Are you from the 1930's? Because you've got a Great D.

On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tomorrow night?

Want to know why they call me the Titantic? Cuz when I go down, the ladies always get off first.

Well it's not like you have a lot of options here Eve.

Is you're last name Oswald, because you just blew my mind!

Be the change you want to see in the world, and you inspire the change I want to see in my e**....

Gravity, schmavity. Some things that go up can stay up, if you get my drift.

Wanna watch me churn the butter?

Tell me what you’re wearing.

Are you manifest destiny? Because I believe it is my right to acquire you.

I must be columbus because I wanna explore your body like it's the new world.

Are you a historical landmark? Because Eiffel for you.

How would you like to be Bethoveen's Fifth?

I feel an uprising in my lower class.

Is your name Nazca? Cause you look like a beautiful mystery to me, baby.

Quit Stalin and give me your number.

I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

I'm as thirsty for your love as the pilgrims were for water.

You remind me of the guillotine, i always lose my head around you dear.

Oh baby, I'd like to plough your field. For real. I have an ox and everything.

Are you from Medieval Times? Cause you Sir Gagsalot

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

I'll be the Mark Antony to your Cleopatra, I'd let my empire fall for you.

My, what an enormous and well-equipped army you have.

Hey baby, is your name Lee Harvey Oswald? Because I want to see your grassy knoll and have you blow my mind.

Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride. Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?

The emancipation proclamation didn't end all slavery cuz my heart is a s**... 4 u.

How would you like to experience Paul Revere's Midnight ride?

Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!

Is your name Maya, cause I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.

You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages,

you light up my world.

Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?

Girl, you must've been built in Oak Ridge because you're the bomb.

Is your name Ferdinand? Because I'd let you straight in my Magellan.

Is that a musket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey girl, are you a Proletariat? Because I can feel an uprising in my lower class.

Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire.

The Sistine Chapel was nothing.There’s something bout lying on your back & getting filled with inspiration.

Are you the Weimar Republic? Because you’ve given me a serious case of hyperinflation.

Why don't we go create a more perfect union together.

Is it 1492? Cause I'd sail the ocean blue just to discover you.

Hey, its the 150th anniversary of the Gettysburg Address today, let's get coffee.

Have we reached the Age of Enlightenment? Cause' you enlight me, baby!

I’ll tell you a sad story, if you’ll but lend me an ear.

"Oh, China is quite diverse! With its historical landmarks and amazing cuisine, it can be an adventure for the right explorer."

That white wig may be historical, but it's got nothing on the way you've caught my attention tonight.

I'll be your Secretary of the Interior.

Are you a historic landmark? Because you've got me wanting to explore every corner of Istanbul.

"Are you a historical artifact? Because I just can't stop digging you."

"Great idea! For starters, if you could have dinner with any historical figure, who would it be and why?"

"Even in a country so historically rich like Israel, you're still the most captivating story I'd love to explore."

Baby, you are hotter than the Great Fire of London.

Baby you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.

I'm no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.

"Are you a historic battleground? Because my heart is planning a full-scale invasion."

They don't call me Alexander the Great for nothing, you know.

I’m not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

"Are you a supernova? Because your smile lights up my universe like no historical star ever could."

Excuse me, but if you were a historical artifact, you'd be the most valuable treasure here.

Baby you turn my bronze into iron!

I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.

"Absolutely. Travelling back in time through historic sites is pretty magical. We could eventually exchange our favorite spots."

You must be the eighth wonder of the world!

I have kiss like I fight a war; I got no exit strategies.

"Are you a historical lesson? Because you’ve captured my attention in ways I never expected."

Do you mind, my dearest, if I smoke this massive, nasty cigar?

You must be a French monarch, cause I feel an uprising in my lower class.

Did it hurt when you fell from ancient Greece? Because you've got me in a historical daze.

Why don't you forget you're puritanical and show me some ankle?

Please go about your business. Don’t mind me on your leg.

Are you Jefferson Davis? Cause you're making the south rise.

Good afternoon sir is that an telescope in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is it 1692? Because I wanna accuse my wife of witchcraft so I can be with you.

Imagine it's 1775 & if you ride with me the british won't be the only ones coming tonight.

Are you a historical artifact? Because you've just made my heart excavate!

"Are you the Pink City? Because every moment with you is a beautiful and historic adventure I never want to end."

"You must've been studying the Art of Seduction, because your beauty is truly historic."

Have you ever heard the phrase “turn-on”?

Sure its a 3 month trip to the new world, but have you ever made love on the open sea?

You should stop committing treason against the Emperor...unless you wanna get nailed.

The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me... get the picture?

I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.