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Top 50 Prehistoric Caveman Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Prehistoric Caveman chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you an angel? Because I’m a dinosaur.

  2. Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.

  3. Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabertooth tiger)

  4. Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, i ought to date you like Uranium-Series

  5. C'mon Baby Light My Fire.

  6. Can I hiber-mate with you through Ice Age?

  7. Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)

  8. Why did you have to end the Ice Age by being so hot?

  9. Did you eat that tree without chewing or are you just happy to see me?

  10. Dimetro-damn!

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Funny prehistoric caveman pickup lines

Do you want to read my body language?

Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.

Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:

Funny, you don't look Jurassic.

Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.

Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?

Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?

Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm's length? (T-rex)

Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diplocockus?

Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mamouth?

How about we take this to dance floor and I'll show you the Intertubercular Groove?

I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;

I can't help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?

I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.

I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.

I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.

I'm going to cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors

I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.

is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?

Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!