Top 9 Fossil Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Fossil chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

2. Are you a fossil fuel? Because you're making my temperature rise.

3. You are a fossil and I am a impatient archeologist

   Because I want to date you badly

4. Are you a Fossil?

   Because I'd like you to bone me

5. Are you a fossil?

   Because I'd date you

6. You’re like a fossil sample, and I’m an impatient paleontologist...

   ...cuz I wanna date you badly.

7. Are you an unassessed fossil?

   Because I'm identifying you tonight, babe.

8. Are you a fossil?

   Cause I’d absolutely date you.

9. Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.