Top 12 Fossil Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fossil pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fossil conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

2. Are you a fossil fuel? Because you're making my temperature rise.

3. Hey, what do i an impatient paleontologist have in common?

   If you were a fossil sample, we'd be rushing to date you

4. You are a fossil and I am a impatient archeologist

   Because I want to date you badly

5. Girl , Are you a fossil ?

   Cause I wanna date you so bad

6. Are you a Fossil?

   Because I'd like you to bone me

7. Are you a fossil?

   Because I'd date you

8. One taken from absolute flirting machine Danny Sexbang

   Girl, you know how I feel about you.
   
   It's like you're a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist...
   
   Because I want to date you badly.

9. You’re like a fossil sample, and I’m an impatient paleontologist...

   ...cuz I wanna date you badly.

10. Are you an unassessed fossil?

    Because I'm identifying you tonight, babe.

Funny fossil pickup lines

Are you a fossil?
Cause I’d absolutely date you.

Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.