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Top 50 Jurassic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jurassic pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!

  2. Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur ass is amazing.

  3. Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

  4. Damn girl, are you a dinosaur?

    Because jurass-is-sick

  5. Are you an Amber? Because I want to be inside you like the mosquito in Jurassic Park.

  6. Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)

  7. Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

  8. Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

    Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there

  9. Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

  10. If we were in the Jurassic period

    You'd be a cute-saurus/pretty-saurus



Funny jurassic pickup lines

Did you eat that tree without chewing or are you just happy to see me?

Dimetro-damn!

Do you want to read my body language?

Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.

Funny, you don't look Jurassic.

Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.

Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?

Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?

Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm's length? (T-rex)

Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diplocockus?

Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mamouth?

I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;

I can't help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?

I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.

I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.

I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.

I'm going to cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors

I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-dong.