50 Jurassic Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Jurassic rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about jurassic, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Jurassic Pickup Lines

A good Jurassic hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a dinosaur? Because jurASSics beautiful!
Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur kiss is amazing.
Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?
Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.
Let’s have some tyrannosaurus s**....
Did I make you h**...? (Triceratops)

Short and cute jurassic pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about jurassic are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Me h**... Erectus! Stop laughing, that not mean me gay!

Are you an Amber? Because I want to be inside you like the mosquito in Jurassic Park.

Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)

Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

If we were in the Jurassic period
You'd be a cute-saurus/pretty-saurus

Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:

Cheesy jurassic Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Funny, you don't look Jurassic.

Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.

Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?

Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?

Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm's length? (T-rex)

Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mamouth?

Corny jurassic Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Jurassic conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

How about we take this to dance floor and I'll show you the Intertubercular Groove?

I always think BC stand for Before You Came Into My Life;

I can't help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?

I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.

I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.

I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.

I'm going to cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors

I’d wish you’d stegosaurus the night.

I’m hornier than a styracosaurus.

I’m hung like an Apatosaurus.

is that a club under your felt or are you just happy to see me?

A good jurassic Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Jurassic hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Jurrassic-ing me back to your place? Okay!

Let's go make a cave baby of our own.

Looking to overcompensate? Check these out:

Me Makey Your Bed Go BOOM BOOM! U Go Home With Me!

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flinstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.

One ankylosaurus says to another, "Hey, you wanna go clubbin’".

I’m not a megalodon, but I’ve got a mega-long-d**....

Rub my wool? (Mammoth)

StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message? (Stegosaurus)

That a new club in your loincloth or you happy to see me?

This bone may not date to the Jurassic Period, but it’s still rock hard.

Ugg

Wanna see my woolly mammoth?

Wanna watch my dinasaur evolve?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Jurassic love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Jurassic chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.