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Top 50 Caveman Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Caveman chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. How'd you like to come clubbing with me?

  2. Is fire starting still an attractive quality?

  3. You're club is so large.

  4. Damn girl, you're making me devolve to a homo-erectus.

  5. Do you wanna see my whooly Mammoth.

  6. Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?

  7. Damn girl are you from prehistory cause you're making me homo erectus.

  8. Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

  9. You come to this cave often?

  10. My Knuckles aren't the only things that drag on the floor.

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Funny caveman pickup lines

Want me to drag you back to your cave or mine?

I invented the wheel. Want me to take you around town?

Let me be your Missing Link.

Come to my cave. I'd like to show you my wall-etchings.

Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

You're the hottest thing since fire.

So, ladies, want to do some anthropological research into homo erectus?

No need discover fire when your beauty make all warm.

Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.

When I saw you in that leopard skin bikini I went from Homo Sapien to Homo Erectus.

I'll hunt, you gather.

I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.

Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?

You make fire? You hot. Me burn.

You are so club-worthy.

Is that sabertooth in loin cloth or you just happy to see me.

Did you invent fire?

Cause you're a caveman

Baby, you're so hot we didn't need to discover fire.

club you on head and take back to cave.

I'm going to cast a spell on you like azande witch doctors

I pray to the Great Spirit that not make him die.

Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:

I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.

I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.

Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.