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Top 50 Caveman Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Caveman pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Is fire starting still an attractive quality?

  2. How'd you like to come clubbing with me?

  3. Do you wanna see my whooly Mammoth.

  4. Damn girl, you're making me devolve to a homo-erectus.

  5. You're club is so large.

  6. Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?

  7. Damn girl are you from prehistory cause you're making me homo erectus.

  8. Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

  9. You come to this cave often?

  10. My Knuckles aren't the only things that drag on the floor.

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Want me to drag you back to your cave or mine?

I invented the wheel. Want me to take you around town?

Let me be your Missing Link.

Come to my cave. I'd like to show you my wall-etchings.

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You're the hottest thing since fire.

So, ladies, want to do some anthropological research into homo erectus?

No need discover fire when your beauty make all warm.

Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.

When I saw you in that leopard skin bikini I went from Homo Sapien to Homo Erectus.

I'll hunt, you gather.

I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.

Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?

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Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

You make fire? You hot. Me burn.

You are so club-worthy.

Is that sabertooth in loin cloth or you just happy to see me.

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

Did you invent fire?

Cause you're a caveman

Baby, you're so hot we didn't need to discover fire.

club you on head and take back to cave.

I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.

I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.

Dimetro-damn!