50 Caveman Pick Up lines

Here are 50 caveman pick up lines for her and flirty caveman rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about caveman that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your caveman rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny caveman pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty caveman joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Caveman Pickup Lines

A good Caveman hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Is fire starting still an attractive quality?
How'd you like to come clubbing with me?
Do you wanna see my whooly Mammoth.
You're club is so large.
Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.

Short and cute caveman pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about caveman are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You come to this cave often?

My Knuckles aren't the only things that drag on the floor.

Want me to drag you back to your cave or mine?

I invented the wheel. Want me to take you around town?

Come to my cave. I'd like to show you my wall-etchings.

Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.

You're the hottest thing since fire.

Cheesy caveman Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

No need discover fire when your beauty make all warm.

Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.

I'll hunt, you gather.

Let’s have some tyrannosaurus s**....

Did I make you h**...? (Triceratops)

Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?

Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)

Corny caveman Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Caveman conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

You make fire? You hot. Me burn.

Is that sabertooth in l**... cloth or you just happy to see me.

You are so club-worthy.

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

Did you invent fire?

Cause you're a caveman

Baby, you're so hot we didn't need to discover fire.

club you on head and take back to cave.

How about we take this to dance floor and I'll show you the Intertubercular Groove?

Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mamouth?

C'mon Baby Light My Fire.

Hey baby, I’m a diplodocus—want to see my diplocockus?

A good caveman Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Caveman hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey baby, how about you keep me at arm's length? (T-rex)

Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, i ought to date you like Uranium-Series

Hey baby, do you wanna know why they call me erectus?

Hello caveman, you are tall, dark and strong. Would you like to mate?

Have you ever been dinosaur kissed? Allow me to demonstrate.

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flinstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

Girl, you must be a fossil sample and I must be an impatient paleontologist, because I want to date you badly.

Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabertooth tiger)

Are you an archaeologist? Because I have a bone you can exam.

Me Tarzan, you Jane.

Me Makey Your Bed Go BOOM BOOM! U Go Home With Me!

Funny, you don't look Jurassic.

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My love for you shines brighter than the meteor that’s heading right for us.

Let's go make a cave baby of our own.

Don’t like to beat around the bush? These are sure to do the trick:

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Caveman love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Caveman chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.