Top 50 Caveman Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Caveman pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Caveman tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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How'd you like to come clubbing with me?
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Is fire starting still an attractive quality?
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You're club is so large.
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Do you wanna see my whooly Mammoth.
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Is that a mammoth tusk in your fur loincloth, or are you just happy to see me?
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Hey baby, you look like someone I could mate with to guarantee the longevity of the human race.
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You come to this cave often?
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My Knuckles aren't the only things that drag on the floor.
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Want me to drag you back to your cave or mine?
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I invented the wheel. Want me to take you around town?
Working caveman pickup lines
Let me be your Missing Link.
Come to my cave. I'd like to show you my wall-etchings.
Me man. You woman. Man hungry. Want potatoes.
You're the hottest thing since fire.
Hey. I'm the guy that discovered fire. Wanna come back to my cave.
I'll hunt, you gather.
Let’s have some tyrannosaurus s**....
Did I make you h**...? (Triceratops)
Hey i just killed a wholly mamouth. Wanna come an cook it up?
Me h**... Erectus! Stop laughing, that not mean me gay!
Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)
Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?
You are so club-worthy.
Is that sabertooth in l**... cloth or you just happy to see me.
Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit
Did you invent fire?
Cause you're a caveman
Baby, you're so hot we didn't need to discover fire.
club you on head and take back to cave.
I know there extra letters, but only idiot expects a caveman to spell.
I know how to plesiosaur a lady/man.
Do you want to read my body language?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’re not a b-rachiosaurus, but a DD-rachiosaurus.
I can't help but notice your beautiful hair. Mind if I club you and drag you home with me?