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Top 50 Medieval Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Medieval pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'd like to storm your castle!

  2. Care for a little game of Inquisitrix and Jew?

  3. Your breastplate alone must've depleted five iron mines.

  4. How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.

  5. I would gladly open my gates to your handsome son.

  6. Say, does the cloak match the tabard?

  7. I'd buy you for 10 goats and a camel.

  8. Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

  9. Let's put a rock on your finger.

  10. I'm like the Plague. You can't avoid me!

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No one can win over your affections, for I am the hunk with the trunk.

You don’t know where a lone Knight could cover his sword, isn’t it?

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

Hey girl, I feel like you and me got some alchemy...

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You make me so hot, I think I need a course of leeches.

Wow, that's some blade you've got; mind if I touch it?

Hi babe, I'm with the Spanish Inquisition.

Your poorly thatched hut, or mine?

Oh fair maiden with lips of fire, blesseth thee with thy bosoms.

Tis not a dagger in my purse, m'lady.

Are you from Medieval Times? Cause you Sir Gagsalot

Would you like to come and wield my two-handed sword, milady?

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Excuse me madam, I'm looking for somewhere to sheathe my sword. Might you be of assistance?

Your so beautiful, you have to worth more then three cows...

Would you like me to demonstrate the speed of my fleche?

Your Birthing Hips will ensure my bloodline will continue.

Milady, I bet you'd look nice in some maternity armor.

Dang! Your fortress certainly has plenty of buttresses.

I never like to keep my sword sheathed. I must ever be ready for action.

Girl you know I'm all about that cocklebread, know what I'm sayin?

Wanna see my sword?

What a fine gown you wear, my lady. Perchance couldst I talk you out of it?

I would pillage the countryside for you.