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Top 50 Medieval Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Medieval rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Medieval pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. I'd like to storm your castle!

  2. Care for a little game of Inquisitrix and Jew?

  3. Your breastplate alone must've depleted five iron mines.

  4. I would gladly open my gates to your handsome son.

  5. I'd buy you for 10 goats and a camel.

  6. Say, does the cloak match the tabard?

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Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

Let's put a rock on your finger.

I'm like the Plague. You can't avoid me!

No one can win over your affections, for I am the hunk with the trunk.

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Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

Hey girl, I feel like you and me got some alchemy...

Mmmmmm....I love a girl who bathes at least once a month...

medieval Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You make me so hot, I think I need a course of leeches.

Wow, that's some blade you've got; mind if I touch it?

Hi babe, I'm with the Spanish Inquisition.

Your poorly thatched hut, or mine?

Oh fair maiden with lips of fire, blesseth thee with thy bosoms.

Tis not a dagger in my purse, m'lady.

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Would you like to come and wield my two-handed sword, milady?

medieval Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Your Personality is horrendous but our Family's political alliance is for the good of the kingdom.

Excuse me madam, I'm looking for somewhere to sheathe my sword. Might you be of assistance?

Your so beautiful, you have to worth more then three cows...

No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?

Would you like me to demonstrate the speed of my fleche?

Your Birthing Hips will ensure my bloodline will continue.

Milady, I bet you'd look nice in some maternity armor.

Dang! Your fortress certainly has plenty of buttresses.

I never like to keep my sword sheathed. I must ever be ready for action.

Like Marcellus Wallace, I wanna get Medieval or your ass!

Girl you know I'm all about that cocklebread, know what I'm sayin?

Wanna see my sword?

medieval Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

What a fine gown you wear, my lady. Perchance couldst I talk you out of it?

I would pillage the countryside for you.

Does the vaulted ceiling match the catacombs?

Can I put my dragon in your dungeon?

I wish to marry you for love. For that reason I have been disowned and exiled.

We will make the most handsome of children.

May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

Don't believe the rumours you've heard... the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.

You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rapunzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.

Girl, you must have the plague because those are some fine-looking buboes.

It's not the size of your sword but what you can do with it.

I'm from Nuremberg, but I'm a master at more than singing.

I am the strongest man in my village!

Dear sir, you've been injured in battle? I'll be your head chambermaid.

Hey, milady,if you think that horse is gifted.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Medieval phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Medieval lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.