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110 Medieval Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 medieval pick up lines for her and flirty medieval rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about medieval that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your medieval rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny medieval pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty medieval joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Medieval Rizz

A good Medieval pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I'd like to storm your castle!

  2. Care for a little game of Inquisitrix and Jew?

  3. Your breastplate alone must've depleted five iron mines.

  4. I would gladly open my gates to your handsome son.

  5. I'd buy you for 10 goats and a camel.

  6. Say, does the cloak match the tabard?

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What is a good Medieval pickup line?

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Short and cute medieval pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about medieval are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey Girl, I'd pay one Fattened Sow for your hand in Marriage.

Let's put a rock on your finger.

I'm like the Plague. You can't avoid me!

No one can win over your affections, for I am the hunk with the trunk.

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Smooth Medieval pickup line

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

Hey girl, I feel like you and me got some alchemy...

Mmmmmm....I love a girl who bathes at least once a month...

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Cheesy medieval Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You make me so hot, I think I need a course of leeches.

Wow, that's some blade you've got; mind if I touch it?

Hi babe, I'm with the Spanish Inquisition.

Your poorly thatched hut, or mine?

Oh fair maiden with lips of fire, blesseth thee with thy bosoms.

Tis not a dagger in my purse, m'lady.

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Working Medieval tinder opener

Would you like to come and wield my two-handed sword, milady?

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Funny medieval Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Medieval conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Your Personality is horrendous but our Family's political alliance is for the good of the kingdom.

Excuse me madam, I'm looking for somewhere to sheathe my sword. Might you be of assistance?

Your so beautiful, you have to worth more then three cows...

No, I'm actually a wizard. Want to see my crystal balls?

Would you like me to demonstrate the speed of my fleche?

Your Birthing Hips will ensure my bloodline will continue.

Milady, I bet you'd look nice in some maternity armor.

Dang! Your fortress certainly has plenty of buttresses.

I never like to keep my sword sheathed. I must ever be ready for action.


Like Marcellus Wallace, I wanna get Medieval or your ass!

Girl you know I'm all about that cocklebread, know what I'm sayin?

Wanna see my sword?

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Clever medieval Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Medieval hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

What a fine gown you wear, my lady. Perchance couldst I talk you out of it?

I would pillage the countryside for you.

Does the vaulted ceiling match the catacombs?

"Oh absolutely, I would have arrived in a shining suit of armor... but the dry cleaner's closed. Curse that medieval laundry!"

Can I put my dragon in your dungeon?

I wish to marry you for love. For that reason I have been disowned and exiled.

May I show you a fascinating Saracen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

We will make the most handsome of children.

Don't believe the rumours you've heard... the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.

The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

You know, I was once imprisoned in a tower very much like Rapunzel. Only it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down.

Girl, you must have the plague because those are some fine-looking buboes.

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Smooth medieval Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Medieval pickup lines make her give you her number.

It's not the size of your sword but what you can do with it.

I'm from Nuremberg, but I'm a master at more than singing.

I am the strongest man in my village!

Dear sir, you've been injured in battle? I'll be your head chambermaid.

I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?

I would wish a manly broadsword, not a pen-knife such as yours.

I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.

I'm from Nurenberg, but I'm a master at more than singing.

I am beset by this dragon in my l**..., Dear Lady, and only you can quench its fire!

If quietus you make, I'll bare my bodkin for you.

Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?

It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.

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Flirty medieval Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Medieval pick up lines are made to get him interested.

It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.

Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.

Looks like my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.

May I show you a fascinating Saracaen ritual I learned while hiding in a harem after Hattin?

Milady you can ride my horse. I must tell you, he's a wild one!

Milady, I heard that you were a chirogeon, I have something you can drain.

Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within.

Mlle. Darc, thy breastplate is wondrous! Wouldst thou hold my polearm whilst I attempt to light thy fire?

My goat bite is no longer infected, so would you like to dance?

My Lady, dost thou possess a looking glass in thine bodice? For I may surely see myself within their folds.

My that's a fine set of chalices you have there.

My! But you are a beautiful damsel in distress! Allow me to help you out of it.

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Cringe medieval Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Oh yea baby- black plague, leprosy, or scarlet fever- honey, I've got the cure for you.

Oh, my sweet Knight! For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.

Paint on your shield "Smile if you want to sleep with me" and watch the wenches try to keep straight faces.

Say, Princess, I'm very good at poking people with long pointy objects.

So...been to any good hangings lately?

Ssh, I don't want everyone to know I'm on a secret holy quest.

That's a nice chastity belt you're wearing. My blacksmith friends and I can help you out of it.

The first time I saw thee, I felt as if my stomach had been raided by beautiful fire breathing dragons. Uh..in a nice way of course.

The inquisitor: So, witch...up to you. Either you burn at the stake...or I use my stake to make you burn.

They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.

They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.

Thou hast hit on me harder than the black plague!

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Medieval love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Medieval chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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