I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

You smell better than incense!

The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

I've been praying to St. Anthony my whole life to find you.

Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.

Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.

Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.

I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?

I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.

I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.

Do you wanna go to a Matt Maher concert with me?

Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.

My parish or yours?

If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?

How important is having a big family too you?

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

For you I would slay two Goliaths!

I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?

Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.

Do you pray the rosary? Because I'd love to spend decades with you.

I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don't have yours.

What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?

St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.

Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.

Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.

Do you say the rosary? Cause I’d love to spend some decades with you...

You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.

I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?

Nice bible! I would like to pray with you.

Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.

Hey boy, are you confirmation? because you complete me.

Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

Valentine's Day is tomorrow.

Will you be my date to mass?

The Holy Spirit is driving me into the wilderness of your temptations.

Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.

I'm no Joseph...could you help me interpret the dreams I've been having about you?

Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.

I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?

Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.

"Did you go to Catholic school too? Because your beauty is divine and it feels like a sin not to pursue it."

"Did you just light a candle at church or have you always been this heavenly lit?"

Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.

Soo, I was reading the book of numbers, and I realized I didn't have yours.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because you must be an angel, just like in our religion class?"

I would part the Red Sea for you.

Not much… Wojtyla doing later?

Hey girl, what's a nice chick like you doing in a confession line like this?

Girl are you the Ascension? Cause you're a Glorious Mystery.

"I went to Catholic school, but meeting you has been the most heavenly experience of my life."

The Lord is your refuge and strength in times of need, but in the meantime I was thinking I could lay hands on you in prayer...

"Did we attend the same Catholic school? 'Cause I remember praying for an angel like you."

"Were you my religion teacher in Catholic school? Because ever since I met you, I've been praying for a miracle."

Trying to be a player.

You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.

"Are you a prayer? Because my heart beats faster every time we meet, just like in church."

Are you a catholic priest?

Because I can scream like a child...