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Top 50 Catholic Pick Up lines

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  1. I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.

  2. Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.

  3. Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

  4. Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.

  5. Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.

  6. Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.

  7. I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

  8. Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

  9. You smell better than incense!

  10. The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.

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Will you join me on this adventure called life, and journey with me to heaven?

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

I've been praying to St. Anthony my whole life to find you.

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I forgot my rosary, can I use your hand?

Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?

Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.

Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.

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I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.

I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.

I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

Do you wanna go to a Matt Maher concert with me?

Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.

If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

My parish or yours?

Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?

How important is having a big family too you?

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

For you I would slay two Goliaths!