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Top 50 Catholic Pick Up lines

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  1. I want a minimum of 6 children and they will all be named after saints.

  2. Do you go to Latin Mass before coming to the gym? Because your form is extraordinary.

  3. Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

  4. Are you a monstrance? Cause I'm adoring the Christ in you.

  5. Hey darling, you make ordinary time extraordinary.

  6. Are you the sacrament of Confirmation? Cause you complete me.

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I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.

You smell better than incense!

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Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

I think God just answered my discernment about my vocation to a married life.

I've been praying to St. Anthony my whole life to find you.

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Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.

I forgot my rosary, can I use your hand?

Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

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Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.

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Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.

I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?

I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.

I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.

I think you broke the 7th Commandment, because you totally stole my heart!

Do you wanna go to a Matt Maher concert with me?

Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.

My parish or yours?

If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?

How important is having a big family too you?

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

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For you I would slay two Goliaths!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?

I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.

Do you pray the rosary? Because I'd love to spend decades with you.

I know a few good spiritual exercises we could do back at my place.

I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don't have yours.

What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?

St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.

Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.

Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.

Do you say the rosary? Cause I’d love to spend some decades with you...

You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.

I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?

Nice bible! I would like to pray with you.

Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.

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