I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

You smell better than incense!

The only Confession I need to be doing is confessing my love for your pure heart.

Hi, I'm Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I've been waiting for you for what feels like forever...

I've been praying to St. Anthony my whole life to find you.

I forgot my rosary, can I use your hand?

Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

I wasn't sure of my vocation until you walked into the room.

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.

Hey boy are you a vocation? Because I can't quite discern you and you're really confusing.

I can stop praying to St. Anthony because I found you.

I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?

I can see you have God's fingerprints ALL over you.

Do you wanna go to a Matt Maher concert with me?

Sometimes it seems like our plans make more sense than His. Don't take the bait.

My parish or yours?

If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

Is this seat taken or are you a Sedevacantist?

How important is having a big family too you?

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

For you I would slay two Goliaths!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?

I know the Holy Family has set the bar pretty high, but I am willing to strive for that kind of Holiness in a family if you are?

Are you Matt Maher? Because Lord, I need you.

Do you pray the rosary? Because I'd love to spend decades with you.

I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don't have yours.

What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like this?

St. Thomas said Angels don't have bodies: apparently, he never met you.

Are you religious? Good, cause I'm here to answer your prayers.

Are you a penitential season? Cause I'd give up anything for you.

Do you say the rosary? Cause I’d love to spend some decades with you...

Nice bible! I would like to pray with you.

I think God is calling me to the vocation of married life, will you help me out?

You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.

Hey girl is your name Mary? Because you're immaculate.

You must be God’s best creation

Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

Valentine's Day is tomorrow.

Will you be my date to mass?

The Holy Spirit is driving me into the wilderness of your temptations.

Are you devoted to St.Joseph the Worker? Because there's no denying you're working it.

I'm no Joseph...could you help me interpret the dreams I've been having about you?

Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.

I think I'm called to the married life, could I call you sometime?

Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?

Here's a Rose. I think Saint Thérèse wanted you to have it.

"Did you go to Catholic school too? Because your beauty is divine and it feels like a sin not to pursue it."

Let's do some things you'll need to tell your priest about tomorrow.

"Did you just light a candle at church or have you always been this heavenly lit?"

Soo, I was reading the book of numbers, and I realized I didn't have yours.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, because you must be an angel, just like in our religion class?"

I would part the Red Sea for you.

Not much… Wojtyla doing later?

Hey girl, what's a nice chick like you doing in a confession line like this?

Girl are you the Ascension? Cause you're a Glorious Mystery.

The Lord is your refuge and strength in times of need, but in the meantime I was thinking I could lay hands on you in prayer...

"I went to Catholic school, but meeting you has been the most heavenly experience of my life."

"Did we attend the same Catholic school? 'Cause I remember praying for an angel like you."

"Were you my religion teacher in Catholic school? Because ever since I met you, I've been praying for a miracle."

You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

Trying to be a player.

Do you need prayer? Because I'm certainly willing to lay hands on you.

"Are you a prayer? Because my heart beats faster every time we meet, just like in church."

Are you a catholic priest?

Because I can scream like a child...

(For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

Hey girl. Bathsheba had nothing on you.

"Were you my homework in Catholic school? Because I'm suddenly feeling guilty for not doing you every night."

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives…because he never met you.

"Were you my school's dress code? Because every time I think about you, my heart gets a violation!"

"In the cathedral of my heart, you rang the bell, your grace outshines any angel in this sacred dwelling place."

"Just like a prayer in Catholic school, you're my amen; your beauty's divine, beyond a saint's might or pen."

Are you hot or is that just the holy spirt burning inside you?

The sight of you leaves me apophatic.

I'm catholic, you're catholic. Let's look no more.

Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?

If you were a Catholic priest

(Gets down on knees in prayer) I'd love to be r**... by you.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Is it hot in here or that just your Holy Fire?

Is stealing my heart breaking the 8th Commandment?

Is your name Charity? Because if I don't have you, I'll be nothing.

Is your name Faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.

Is your name Grace? Because you're amazing.

Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

It makes my head spin to see you serve food to those homeless people. You're such a servant.

It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

It's Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm?

Jesus invited me over to His house tomorrow. Wanna come along?

King Solomon may have been wise…but I'm more of a one-wife guy myself.

Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.

Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.

Let's get out of here. I know a much cozier little Catholic bookstore downtown.

Let's scan the Bible and pick out baby names.

Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.

Make a passing comment about your meeting being the result of Divine intervention or Divine appointment.

May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

May I sit down? I was admiring your Chest-erton. Have you also read Orthodoxy?

My favorite commandment is the one about "loving one another."

My Guardian Angel thinks your cute

My Sacred Heart scapular started beating faster when I saw you.

My vocations director said i should talk to you . . . .

Nice bible

Not much… Wojtyła doing later?

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

Others may try to surpass your physical beauty, but your spiritual beauty is beyond the constraints of this world.

Pray here often?

Sackcloth and ashes really suits you.

So do you wanna like go to mass sometime?

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don't have yours.

So, my parents are home, you wanna come over?

So, what would you say to some paschal breakfast tomorrow? (daily mass)

So… do you come here often?” (in mass)

That halo matches your eyes perfectly.

The Catholic Church on Main is having Mass on Sunday, wanna go?

The Crystalina to my Jason?

The Gianna to my Pietro?

The girl (or guy) walks around the prospect and then grabs the back of their shirt and looks at the tag and says…..”yep, exactly what I thought…..made in heaven”

The guy holds out his hand to the girl and says, “Let's pray.” Then, as soon as the girl grabs his hand to pray, he says, “later.” and continues to hold the girl's hand.

The Holy Spirit compells me. I can't help but draw near to you.

The sight of you leaves me apophetic.

They say to love another person is to see the face of God. Well let me tell you, I think I am seeing His face

They say when two are gathered in his name in prayer, Jesus is there, want to see if Jesus will pay us a visit?

Unfortunately I can't perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

Wanna go out for some Body and Blood?

Wanna go to adoration together? My parish or yours?

Wanna go up to the roof… and pray?

Wanna join me for Evening Prayer?

Wanna serve at the soup kitchen with me on Wednesday?

Want to come over and watch the 10 Commandments?