Top 50 Irish Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Irish rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Irish pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.
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Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?
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Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...
But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato
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Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!
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I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.
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Kiss me, I'm legally Irish.
Working short irish pickup lines to impress a girl
Make out with me, I'm very Irish.
I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.
Irish you'd go on a date with me 'cause you're so pretty you're Dublin my heart rate.
You ever done the "Irish Hand Grenade"?
I bet I can make you Irish cream. Wanna see?
Oh, you're half Irish? Then you already have half of me in you!
You make me feel like I'm the Republic of Ireland because since I started looking at you, my p**... is Dublin.
irish Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
How would you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me step?
Are you from Ireland? 'Cause my d**...'s-a-Dublin!
Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.
Hey Babe, got any Irish in you?
Want some?
Do you have any Irish in ya? Nope. Want some?
I'm "Dublin" my efforts to get you to go out with me.
Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.
irish Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Are you an Irish steering system
Because you have a nice rack n my O’pinion
Are you Irish?
Because every time I look at you something of mine is Dublin in size
I have used this one with success
What do you say to an Irish biology student?
Let's commit mitosis while you s**... me toe sis!
Hey cutie, are we tectonic plates?
Because I think we should shift ;)
Ps. 'Shift' is Irish slang for 'making out'
Guy to a girl: you look like a potato
Also guy: and i'm irish
Irish you were my lover.
Irish you were naked.
Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
It doesn't take a Guinness to realize you're the best-looking guy/girl here.
Kiss me, I'm Irish.
Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!
irish Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].
My lips are like the Blarney Stone - kiss them for good luck.
My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab.
So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?
St. Patrick blessed me with luck today because I stumbled upon someone as hot as you.
St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day with beer, so let's drink to love.
The idiot bartender served us one too many of these traditional Irish beers, I think it's pronounced Gih-ness. You want it?
Tip o' the Trojan to ye!
Top of the morning to you. Beg your pardon, I'd like to be on top of you in the morning.
Top of the morning. Wanna screw?
Wanna pet my Irish setter. You're making him stand at attention.
Well you caught me lassie! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves a date!
Well, lass, we're the only ones still standing. How about a go?
Why don't you be like St. Patrick and drive the snake out of my pants?
Why don't you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we'll get Lucky!
Yes, it's a shillelagh in my pocket, and, yes, I am happy to meet you.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Irish phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Irish lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.