Top 50 Irish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Irish chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

2. Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?

3. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

   But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

4. Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

5. I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.

6. Kiss me, I'm legally Irish.

7. Make out with me, I'm very Irish.

8. I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.

9. Irish you'd go on a date with me 'cause you're so pretty you're Dublin my heart rate.

10. You ever done the "Irish Hand Grenade"?

Funny irish pickup lines

Is your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.

I bet I can make you Irish cream. Wanna see?

Oh, you're half Irish? Then you already have half of me in you!

How would you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me step?

Do you have any Irish in ya? Nope. Want some?

Are you Irish?

Because you got my heartrate Dublin.

Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.

Are you an Irish steering system

Because you have a nice rack n my O’pinion

What do you say to an Irish biology student?

Let's commit mitosis while you suck me toe sis!

You must be Irish

Because my penis is Dublin

Hey cutie, are we tectonic plates?

Because I think we should shift ;)


Ps. 'Shift' is Irish slang for 'making out'

Guy to a girl: you look like a potato

Also guy: and i'm irish

I'm hoping to get lucky with a real blonde so would you lift up your skirt and show me if you have a pot of gold.

I'm Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?

I'm Irish! Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some?

If you don't go on a date with me, the leprechauns have already won!

If you don't sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won!

Interested in 50 shades of green?

Irish you were my lover.

Irish you were naked.

Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

It doesn't take a Guinness to realize you're the best-looking guy/girl here.

Kiss me, I'm Irish.

Lassie, it's your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!