Top 50 Irish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Irish pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

2. Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?

3. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

   But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

4. Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

5. I have one Irish friend. Other than that...kiss me.

6. Kiss me, I'm legally Irish.

7. Make out with me, I'm very Irish.

8. I'm not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.

9. Irish you'd go on a date with me 'cause you're so pretty you're Dublin my heart rate.

10. You ever done the "Irish Hand Grenade"?

Funny irish pickup lines

Is your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.

I bet I can make you Irish cream. Wanna see?

Oh, you're half Irish? Then you already have half of me in you!

How would you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me step?

You make me feel like I'm the Republic of Ireland because since I started looking at you, my penis is Dublin.

I'm "Dublin" my efforts to get you to go out with me.

Do you have any Irish in ya? Nope. Want some?

Are you Irish?

Because my dick is Dublin.

Are you Irish?

Because you got my heartrate Dublin.

Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.

Are you an Irish steering system

Because you have a nice rack n my O’pinion

What do you say to an Irish biology student?

Let's commit mitosis while you suck me toe sis!

You must be Irish

Because my penis is Dublin

Hey cutie, are we tectonic plates?

Because I think we should shift ;)


Ps. 'Shift' is Irish slang for 'making out'

Guy to a girl: you look like a potato

Also guy: and i'm irish

I gave up beer and beautiful strangers for Lent. Glad I'm not Catholic.

I may not have four leaves, but if you kiss me, I'll bring you luck!

I thought your smile was the shimmer from a pot of gold so I followed it and found something as bright and beautiful as a rainbow at the end: YOU.

I understand you're catholic, so pull down my zipper and I'll introduce you to my holy trinity.

I'd appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it's just based on my ethnicity.

I'd be delighted if you shared this magical pot of gold with me.

I'm hoping to get lucky with a real blonde so would you lift up your skirt and show me if you have a pot of gold.

I'm Irish, wanna taste my lucky charms?