Top 50 Australian Pick Up lines

Do you love Australia or know someone who is from Australia, or if you are visiting Australia, these funny and cheesy Australian themed pick up lines might work for you. Use these pick up lines to help you get the girl or guy that you like.

Are you Australian

Because I’d like to go down undah.
Are you the ex leader of the Aus Democrats because I'd love to explore your Ridgeway.
Babe, let me take you to Australia.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
Hey would you believe me if i said i was bitten by a crocodile?
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!

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Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night? maybe we can repeat tonight?

I'd like to take a safari in your outback.

Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...

Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.

Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.

Do u have Australian in you? Would u like some?

Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?

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You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.

I'm like a boomerang; I just keep comin' back to ya.

Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.

I'm interested in working in your penal colony.

If you were the waves and i was the surfer i would leave get out.

I'm from the Outback and i'd like to take you out back.

Wanna blow my didgeridoo?

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Let's boomerbang!

Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.

How about a kanga-root?

Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!

Wanna ride on my kangaroo?

Let’s spend some koala-ty time each other.

Are you Australian? Cause you fit all of my koalafications

That's right; I'm bigger'n the Sydney Tower.

Can I didgeridoo you?

I wanna get lost in your Outback.

Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!

I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.

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I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout.

I'mma climb you like a koala bear.

You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.

Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!

I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.

Are you Australian?
Because you meet all my koala-fications

Hey girl, are you an Australian fertilizer?

Because you’re making something grow down under

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

Are you Australian?

Because you meet all of my koala fications

I got a sauso Sanga in me pants and I'm happy to see ya!

Wanna play hide the Koala?

Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.

I slipped some Great Barrier Reefers in yur drink.

I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.

I’ll eat you like a dingo eats a baby.

-Are you an australian animal?

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-Because charmander i choose you.

(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

Using smooth Australian phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Australian conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Australian phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Australian lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.