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Top 50 Paleo Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Paleo pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Paleo conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Have you seen the latest studies linking Sex to improved insulin sensitivity?

  2. Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.

  3. I love your primal body.

  4. I believe in getting in touch with my primal side as often as possible

  5. I like my meat raw, of course

  6. Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger?

  7. Are you kidding me? My omega 6 to 3 ratio is fricking Okinawan.

  8. Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style.

  9. Baby, I have the best grassfed butter in town.

  10. Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.

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Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.

Come over to my place and you can milk my cow.

Come over tonight and I'll show you what the posterior kinetic chain is really good for.

Did you hear the one about Dr. Davis and the butter churn?

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Got any paleo in ya? Want about 7 inches?

Hey baby, I usually go full paleo, but even I can 't resist those buns.

Hey girl, breakfast was delicious. No one could have guessed you'd hidden raw liver in my smoothie.

Hey girl, I know how you feel about refined carbohydrates. So instead of buying you chocolates. I got you 50 lbs of raw, organic grassfed butter.

Hey girl, this local, raw, unfiltered honey is twice as sweet as white sugar, but it’s still not as sweet as you.

Hey girl. Let’s do it tonight. Let’s finally set up that kombucha continuous brew system.

Hey girl. You were right. Beet kvass is a better pairing for duck liver pâté than red wine.

Hey girl. You’ve filled all the GAPS in my heart and soul with your bone broth, ghee, sauerkraut juice, and nut bread.

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I can dead lift twice your bodyweight - so come over to my cave so I can workout

I couldn't help but notice that you don't use deodorant.

I eat only the finest of free-range meats

I make incredible Paleo Chili. Ill show you the "secret ingredient".

I make sure to use every part of the animal

I put coconut oil on everything

I'll show you mine if you show me yours - vitamin D levels that is.

I'm not afraid of commitment – my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.

I'm not just Paleo, I'm Paleo 2.0.

I'm totally Paleo. Nothing but water and Flintstones Vitamins.

I've got bacon.