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Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Paleo Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Paleo rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about paleo, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Paleo Pickup Lines

A good Paleo hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Have you seen the latest studies linking s**... to improved insulin sensitivity?

  2. Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food p**... back at my place.

  3. Monogamy is for agrarians

  4. Pardon me, are you bio-available?

  5. Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?

  6. Yeah, I read Jimmy Moore's menus.

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What is a good Paleo pickup line?

Short and cute paleo pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about paleo are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You are as pretty as the cover of Chronicles.

You are like honey on my bacon.

You are looking fine in those Vibrams.

You can butter my bacon, baby!

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Smooth Paleo pickup line

I like to go as bare as possible...when running...

I love your primal body.

I believe in getting in touch with my primal side as often as possible


Cheesy paleo Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Anybody ever tell you that you look a lot like Denise Minger?

Are you kidding me? My omega 6 to 3 ratio is fricking Okinawan.

Baby, I can turn your world 180 degrees, Matt Stone style.

Baby, I have the best grassfed butter in town.

Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.


Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.

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Working Paleo tinder opener

Come over tonight and I'll show you what the posterior kinetic chain is really good for.

Corny paleo Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Paleo conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Did you hear the one about Dr. Davis and the butter churn?

Don't worry, my Room is pitch black and sound insulated.

Got any paleo in ya? Want about 7 inches?

Hey baby, I usually go full paleo, but even I can 't resist those buns.

Hey girl, I know how you feel about refined carbohydrates. So instead of buying you chocolates. I got you 50 lbs of raw, organic grassfed butter.

Hey girl, this local, raw, unfiltered honey is twice as sweet as white sugar, but it’s still not as sweet as you.

Hey girl. Let’s do it tonight. Let’s finally set up that kombucha continuous brew system.

Hey girl. You were right. Beet kvass is a better pairing for duck liver pâté than red wine.

Hey girl. You’ve filled all the GAPS in my heart and soul with your bone broth, ghee, sauerkraut juice, and nut bread.


Hey, baby, how about some primal reenactment?

I can dead lift twice your bodyweight - so come over to my cave so I can workout

I couldn't help but notice that you don't use deodorant.

A good paleo Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Paleo hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I eat only the finest of free-range meats

I make incredible Paleo Chili. Ill show you the "secret ingredient".

I make sure to use every part of the animal

I put coconut oil on everything

I'll show you mine if you show me yours - vitamin D levels that is.

I'm not afraid of commitment – my fridge is stuffed with Kerrygold.

I'm not just Paleo, I'm Paleo 2.0.

I'm totally Paleo. Nothing but water and Flintstones Vitamins.

I've got bacon.


I've got some ideas for High Intensity Exercise....

If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

It's getting late, we'd better get you to bed quick before your Melatonin becomes disrupted.

Let's limbo--how low (carb) can you go?

Listen. I don't like to talk bad about anybody behind their back, but you don't want to get with that dude. He's not your type. He eats margarine.

This is the best steakhouse in town...according to Peter at Hyperlipid.

Why don't you come over to my place tonight and show me how you make beef jerky?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Paleo love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Paleo chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.