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Top 12 Blonde Pick Up lines

Are you looking for some cheesy and funny blonde related pick up lines? We have compiled the best pick up lines for blondes. Be sure to check out the comments for some additional notes and flirty exchanges.

  1. Multicolored hair request

    Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.


  2. Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.

  3. Are you blonde?

    Because you look stupidly beautiful

  4. Want my whisky mouth all over your blonde south?

  5. Why do you think the blonde splashes water on its keyboard? To surf the internet.

  6. I’m going to list myself as 'hot blonde' in your phone, so you remember who I am.

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What is a Blonde pickup line?

Working short blonde pickup lines to impress a girl

James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette... Tiffany Case: And which do you prefer? James Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match.

Request quick!!!

There is a girl sitting alone on the other side of the student lounge blonde with blue eyes and beautiful. Need a pickup line quick!!!

My Uncle Benny...

Uncle Benny to Blonde: Hey there!
Blonde: umm...Sorry I Have a Boyfriend.
Uncle Benny: No problem, why don't we just be friend with BENNY-Fits?

I'm hoping to get lucky with a real blonde so would you lift up your skirt and show me if you have a p**... of gold.

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This is a funny Blonde pickup line!

(To a blonde) My brother may prefer brunettes, but I know blondes have more fun…

Using smooth Blonde phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Blonde conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Blonde phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Blonde lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.