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Top 11 Blonde Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Blonde pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Multicolored hair request

    Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.


  2. Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.

  3. Want my whisky mouth all over your blonde south?

  4. James Bond: I tend to notice little things like that - whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette... Tiffany Case: And which do you prefer? James Bond: Well, as long as the collars and cuffs match.

  5. Inspired by a gym conversation

    So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

    One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

    And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

    One of the guys says

  6. Pullin bare bitches w this one

    Maybe you're blonde,

    maybe you cook,

    but can i get a load,

    of that dumptruck-



  7. Request quick!!!

    There is a girl sitting alone on the other side of the student lounge blonde with blue eyes and beautiful. Need a pickup line quick!!!

  8. My Uncle Benny...

    Uncle Benny to Blonde: Hey there!
    Blonde: umm...Sorry I Have a Boyfriend.
    Uncle Benny: No problem, why don't we just be friend with BENNY-Fits?

  9. I'm hoping to get lucky with a real blonde so would you lift up your skirt and show me if you have a pot of gold.

  10. James Bond: "I tend to notice little things like that — whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette."
    Tiffany Case: "Which do you prefer?"
    James Bond: "Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match . . . "

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