Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!

One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.

Are you a raptor? cause i wanna ride you around town.

I'll punch a pterodactyl out the sky for you baby.

I know an archaeologist will find my buried bones, but I've got a bone I'd like to bury in you right now.

Everyone thinks us carnivores can't be sensitive.

I may be a brontosaurus, but trust be baby, the longest part of me ain't my neck.

If I can't have you I'll be a tyrannosaurus wreck.

Yeah, I'm a pteranodon but I got the trunk in the front like a mastodon.

Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.

Hey girl, want to see my bonersaurus?

I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.

Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?

I'm like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.

I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs, lets get this thing going.

I'm an omnivore. That's right baby, I eat everything.

Let’s have some tyrannosaurus s**....

Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

Did I make you h**...? (Triceratops)

"Just like Barney, I'm here to bring some fun into your world, only my version doesn't involve singing but rather, dancing under the sheets."

Me h**... Erectus! Stop laughing, that not mean me gay!

"Can I flex my love muscle? Because when I saw you, every other dinosaur in my past went extinct."

"Are you a volcano? Because when I flex, my muscles erupt with desire only for your fiery charm."

"Are you a dinosaur? Because my love for you is never going extinct."

"Are you a T-Rex? Because your muscular physique makes my heart go extinct every time you flex."

Are you a dinosaur?

Cuz jurr kiss sick

"Did you cause the dinosaur extinction? Your powerful muscles make every other creature feel weak."

"Are you a rare fossil sample? Because our chemistry could turn even dinosaur poop into precious gemstones."

"Girl, are you a T-Rex? Because I find myself completely rex-sistible to your charm!"

"Are you a T-Rex? Because when you flex, it feels like a meteor hitting my world, leaving me breathless."

If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a gorgesaurus

to guys just talking about themselves.

Well, I'm more interested in hearing your favorite dinosaur and why. Yes, you heard it right, dinosaur not movie.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears…even Tyler-rex, the king of dinosaurs!"

"Are you a dinosaur bone? Because I'm a paleontologist, and I've just uncovered my greatest find."

"What do I want, kid? Just a chance to prove that chivalry isn't as extinct as your dinosaur pajamas."

"Are you a velociraptor? Because your beauty has me paralyzed quicker than any dinosaur's bite."

"Your T-Rex muscles might have caused extinction, but they’re also causing a serious explosion in my heart."

"Is your name Jurassic? Because my heart races like a T-Rex every time it sees you."

If you were a dinosaur

You’d be a T-Rex with a Q in front and no Rex after.

(ps was inspired by another line I saw. Let me know if this is good about to slide in this absolute beauty’s DMs.)

"Like a dinosaur's roar, my heart beats for you, echoing eternally, love that's true."

"Is your name Velociraptor? Because you've just accelerated my heart rate to Jurassic proportions!"

"Are you a fan of Barney? Because I'd love to make your heart sing with joy in more ways than one."

Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

"Ever dreamt of being with a T-Rex? My muscles may have extinct the rest, but they're all yours to explore."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my dinosaur bone collection?"

Hey, girl, are you a dinosaur?

Because it's impossible to find someone like you.

"Are you a fossil? Because my T-Rex muscles have been digging your stunning beauty since the Mesozoic era."

"In the epoch of dinosaurs, I'd be a T-Rex, to protect your beauty, with no complex."

Girl, if you were a dinosaur, it would be a Gorgeousaurus.

"Is your heart a T-Rex? Because it's making my heart race like a Jurassic marathon."

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!

"Are you a velociraptor? Because every time I see you, my heart races faster than a dinosaur's sprint."

Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus

Sweetheart, you put the ALL in Allosaurus, you know what I'm saying?

Wanna see my stegosaurus.

"Just like a T-rex, your muscles so powerful, they could make all the hearts extinct with just one flex."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my pet dinosaur?"

"Are you a Stegosaurus? Because you've spiked my interest with your unique charm."

"Any questions? Okay, what's your favorite dinosaur and why? Just kidding - unless you're really into paleontology!"

I wanna stag your saurous.

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

Hey girl! What’s your favorite dinosaur.

I'd like to make her dino-sore.

They call me the brachiosaurus cuz I never have to come up for air, girl.

StegosaurME and StegosaurYou belong together do you get the message? (Stegosaurus)

That a new club in your loincloth or you happy to see me?