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Top 50 Dinosaur Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dinosaur pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Fuck me if I’m wrong but...

    Dinosaurs still exist right?

  2. Are you a triceratops or a tricerabottoms?

  3. Hey baby, do you maybe wanna try... ceratops?

  4. You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.

  5. Baby, if I were a dinosaur living without you, I'd be a Tyrannosaurus Wreck.

  6. I'm a T-Rex, and let's just say that the length I lack in my arms is made up for somewhere else ...

  7. You can dig up my bone any day.

  8. Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!

  9. One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.

  10. You’re the tricera-tops and you’re making me horny.

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Are you a raptor? cause i wanna ride you around town.

I'll punch a pterodactyl out the sky for you baby.

Don’t let my tiny T-Rex arms fool you -- I can reach everything.

I know an archaeologist will find my buried bones, but I've got a bone I'd like to bury in you right now.

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Everyone thinks us carnivores can't be sensitive.

I may be a brontosaurus, but trust be baby, the longest part of me ain't my neck.

If I can't have you I'll be a tyrannosaurus wreck.

Are you from the Jurassic period cause jur ass is amazing.

Yeah, I'm a pteranodon but I got the trunk in the front like a mastodon.

Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.

Hey girl, want to see my bonersaurus?

Hey girl...let's play find the dinosaur. I'll give you a clue. It's in my pants.

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Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

I'm a triceratops, and if you can't already tell I'm pretty horny.

You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?

I'm like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.

I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs, lets get this thing going.

I'm gonna tyrannosaurus wreck that ass.

T Rex had arms so short he couldn't hug you. Good thing I can.

I'm an omnivore. That's right baby, I eat everything.

Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

So fuck me if I’m wrong but

Aren’t the dinosaurs alive still?

Are you a dinosaur?

Cuz jurr ass sick