Hey, baby, check my longitudinal series of small knobby prominences!

One look at you and I feel like I've died and gone to a museum.

Are you a raptor? cause i wanna ride you around town.

I'll punch a pterodactyl out the sky for you baby.

I know an archaeologist will find my buried bones, but I've got a bone I'd like to bury in you right now.

Everyone thinks us carnivores can't be sensitive.

I may be a brontosaurus, but trust be baby, the longest part of me ain't my neck.

If I can't have you I'll be a tyrannosaurus wreck.

Yeah, I'm a pteranodon but I got the trunk in the front like a mastodon.

Live for the moment, baby. We could all be extinct tomorrow.

Hey girl, want to see my bonersaurus?

I know the best way to plesiosaur a woman.

Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?

I'm like a carnivorous T-Rex, I like your meat.

I like dinosaurs, you like dinosaurs, lets get this thing going.

I'm an omnivore. That's right baby, I eat everything.

Let’s have some tyrannosaurus s**....

Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

Did I make you h**...? (Triceratops)

"Just like Barney, I'm here to bring some fun into your world, only my version doesn't involve singing but rather, dancing under the sheets."

Are you a T-Rex? Because you're fierce, powerful, and I'm dying to be your prey.

Me h**... Erectus! Stop laughing, that not mean me gay!

Everything, huh? Well, I can start with my unusual talent for naming all the dinosaurs. Spoiler: they're mostly just Bob and Steve!

Your love for dinos is rad, like a meteor, you've made my heart extinct with glad.

Your beauty is prehistoric, like a dinosaur's footprint in my heart.

Are you a dinosaur? Because you make my heart roar with excitement whenever you're near.

"Can I flex my love muscle? Because when I saw you, every other dinosaur in my past went extinct."

Lizards are just misunderstood mini dinosaurs. I'll protect you from those sneaky little guys! 😂🦎

"Are you a volcano? Because when I flex, my muscles erupt with desire only for your fiery charm."

"Are you a dinosaur? Because my love for you is never going extinct."

Are you a T-Rex? Because your roar is fierce, and your style is oh-so chic.

"Are you a T-Rex? Because your muscular physique makes my heart go extinct every time you flex."

"Did you cause the dinosaur extinction? Your powerful muscles make every other creature feel weak."

Did it hurt when you fell from the Mesozoic Era? 'Cause your beauty is prehistoric.

Are you a dinosaur?

Cuz jurr kiss sick

"Girl, are you a T-Rex? Because I find myself completely rex-sistible to your charm!"

If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a gorgesaurus

"Are you a rare fossil sample? Because our chemistry could turn even dinosaur poop into precious gemstones."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears…even Tyler-rex, the king of dinosaurs!"

to guys just talking about themselves.

Well, I'm more interested in hearing your favorite dinosaur and why. Yes, you heard it right, dinosaur not movie.

"If your muscles are the meteor that wiped out dinosaurs, then I must be earth, craving that explosive impact."

Like a gentle Brachiosaurus, you're graceful and tall, captivating me with every call.

"Are you a dinosaur bone? Because I'm a paleontologist, and I've just uncovered my greatest find."

"Are you a T-Rex? Because you've got me feeling like a dino-sized crush that's hard to ignore!"

Are you a T-Rex? Because you're making my heart roar and my pulse race.

"If loving dinosaurs is wrong, I don't want to be right – let's explore this prehistoric love together."

"What do I want, kid? Just a chance to prove that chivalry isn't as extinct as your dinosaur pajamas."

If I were a dinosaur, I'd be a majungasaurus because you make my heart roar with excitement.

How many random facts can you recite about dinosaurs? I'm hoping for more than just "T-Rex was big."

"Is your name Jurassic? Because my heart races like a T-Rex every time it sees you."

Are you a T-Rex? Because you make my heart race and I want you to devour me.

"Your T-Rex muscles might have caused extinction, but they’re also causing a serious explosion in my heart."

"Are you a velociraptor? Because your beauty has me paralyzed quicker than any dinosaur's bite."

"Alright, I’ll give it to you, but only if you promise not to tell anyone my secret... I still sleep with a stuffed dinosaur!"

Are you checking out my fangs or should I walk by again? (sabretooth tiger)

Are you a dinosaur? Because you've got a majestic presence just like the mighty Majungasaurus.

Did you just evolve from a dinosaur? Because you're prehistoric, but I still find you irresistible.

Did you know T-Rex's have short arms? Good thing I give great hugs instead!

Did you just evolve from a Stegosaurus? Because those spikes can't hide your irresistible charm.

Are you a dinosaur? Because you've got me roaring with excitement!

"Like a dinosaur's roar, my heart beats for you, echoing eternally, love that's true."

You must be a Pterodactyl, because you make me feel like I'm soaring when I'm with you.

"Are you a dinosaur? Because you just made my heart roar with excitement."

Are you a T-Rex? Because you make my heart race like a meteor shower.

"Is your name Velociraptor? Because you've just accelerated my heart rate to Jurassic proportions!"

Thanks! My hidden talent? I can name all the dinosaurs in alphabetical order. Just don’t ask me to spell them! 🦖

Hey wanna come over for some bbq whole mammoth?

"Are you a fan of Barney? Because I'd love to make your heart sing with joy in more ways than one."

"Ever dreamt of being with a T-Rex? My muscles may have extinct the rest, but they're all yours to explore."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my dinosaur bone collection?"

Are you a dinosaur? Because you fossil-ly make my heart roar.

"In the epoch of dinosaurs, I'd be a T-Rex, to protect your beauty, with no complex."

Are you a T-Rex? Because you're making my heart race and I can't resist your roar.

"Are you a fossil? Because my T-Rex muscles have been digging your stunning beauty since the Mesozoic era."

You're a fierce T-Rex in my world of love, your beauty soaring high above.

Did it hurt when you fell from the dinosaur era? Because I still find you dino-mite!

Did you just step out of Jurassic Park? Because you're a rare find that's got me extinct.

Did you know T-Rex's tiny arms couldn't hug like mine can? Let me show you how it's done.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must've been up there with the dinosaurs.

"Are you a velociraptor? Because every time I see you, my heart races faster than a dinosaur's sprint."

I have a huge crush on you

Really Big!
Like a Dinosaur!

"Is your heart a T-Rex? Because it's making my heart race like a Jurassic marathon."

I was born when dinosaurs roamed... Just kidding! It was actually during the great boy band era. Now that’s some serious nostalgia! 🎤🦖

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!

Ooh, mysterious! I rock neon dinosaur PJs - they roar in the dark. Ready for a late-night Pictionary battle on the couch?

Sweetheart, you put the ALL in Allosaurus, you know what I'm saying?

Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus

"If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a cutie-saurus, because you’ve got my heart racing like it’s the Jurassic era!"

Wanna see my stegosaurus.

Your beauty is like a dinosaur's roar, powerful and impossible to ignore.

"Just like a T-rex, your muscles so powerful, they could make all the hearts extinct with just one flex."

"Are you a Stegosaurus? Because you've spiked my interest with your unique charm."

Are you a T-Rex? Because you make my heart race and I can't resist those claws.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my pet dinosaur?"

Kiss me If I'm wrong

but dinosaurs still exist, right?

I wanna stag your saurous.

"Any questions? Okay, what's your favorite dinosaur and why? Just kidding - unless you're really into paleontology!"

Are you a T-Rex? Because you make my heart race and I'd love to be devoured by you.

You must be a fossil, because you have me feeling like a paleontologist - wanting to dig deeper.

Hey girl! What’s your favorite dinosaur.

Me teach you a new dance, the Bedrock and roll. It save Fred Flintstone's marriage after Barney did the Bamm-Bamm with Wilma in the gravel pit

I'd like to make her dino-sore.

They call me the brachiosaurus cuz I never have to come up for air, girl.

I heard your into dinosaurs...well imma Lickalotofpuss

Your beauty is more striking than the preservation of Ötzi the Iceman!

You’re the tricera-tops

You’re at the triceratops of my food chain.

You're like my Sacrum. Without you I would probably fall apart.

You smell good. Want some a these fresh crunchy green grasshoppers i just caught?

You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.

You must be the La Brea tar pits, cuz I want to get my bone stuck in that.

You make my heart fly like a Pterodactyl.

You make my head spin round and round like a wheel.

You light me on fire; Stop it! Fire bad!

You know what they say about brachiosaurs: the neck’s not the only thing that’s disproportionately long.

You know what they say about a man with a large crest.

You know what they say about a dinasour with long neck... (Apatosaurus)

You could melt an iceman's heart.

You can dig up my bone any day./It wouldn’t take much digging to get to my bone.

You bring out the caveman in me.

You as hairy as a mammoth; and it really turning me on!

You are dino-mite!

Why go for the b-rachiosaurus, when you could go for the D-rachiosaurus.

Why don’t you Triassic a little tenderness?

Why don’t we mosey-osaur over to my place?

When I'm around you, I am in ice age. I am hoping this will break the ice...

What's your favorite move? Mine is LICK.

We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.

We no have wheels yet? You make my head spin round.

Watch Out For That Thagomizer!