Top 22 Elephant Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Elephant pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Elephant tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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What do elephants and I have in common? We both have big trunks.
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Hey, are you a bad girl? Because I want to spank you with my elephant trunk.
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Girl do you love elephants? Because I love you a ton.
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Are you an elephant? Because you are about to squirt for me.
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Excuse me, have you ever seen an elephant hid inside here? Some say the elephant is still hiding in my pants.
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Do you want to play the elephant game? I'll squash you in bed tonight.
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There must be an invisible elephant in the room, because babe you are about to trip over my hanging trunk.
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The logo of our party is an elephant, wanna see what the elephant and I have in common?
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Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
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Girl you got an elephant? Because I got some nuts for you.
Working elephant pickup lines
Babe you make me feel like an elephant. Because I am sticking out my trunk for you.
How much does an elephant weigh? Enough to break the ice!
How much does an elephant weigh?
Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name is Bob.
Girl, the only elephant in the room is that no one notices how beautiful you are.
The logo for our party is an elephant. Want to see what the elephant and I have in common?
If I were an elephant right now,
I'd be tusky.
Are you The Elephant's Foot?
Because I wouldn't last 5 minutes with you.
I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.
Male: Hey, I don't feel to good. Female: Why? Male: I feel like I have an elephant in my stomach. Female: What? Male: (looking down) I think his truck is already sticking out.
I said what I meant, I meant what I said,
I’m hung like an elephant,
Just bring me to bed.
I'd take you to the zoo but you might be mistaken for an elephant