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Top 46 Whales Pick Up lines

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  1. Roses are red, whales are grey

    Come to my room, we'll kiss ok?

  2. Do You Like Whales?

    Cause we can go humpback at my place.

  3. Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.

  4. I'm a sperm whale. Seriously, what more do I need to say?

  5. Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.

  6. Let's spend the next 3 days in bed. I'll be Jonah and you be the whale.

  7. Babe, you will love my whale inside you. You're whale-come.

  8. Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes when I go down on you.

  9. Do you like whales? Well you will love the whale in my pants after tonight.

  10. Forget about all the fish in the sea, you need a whale to pleasure you.


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Working whales pickup lines

So I heard your into whales......
There's a humpback at my place ;)

Are you a killer whale? Because babe you can prey on my sperm whales anytime.

Do you like whales?

Cause I was thinking we could Humpback at my place

I heard you like whales.

Wanna humpback at my place?

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This is a funny Whales pickup line!

I bet you love whales and I want to get into your blowholes.

Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my dick be mo'.

Are you my baby whale? Because I am about to make you squirt.

Want to ride a whale back at my place?

Are you just pleased to see me, or you are happy seeing these whales.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? It breaks the ice.

You make me feel like a whale, I have to blow and let off some steam.

Hey girl are you a whale?

Cause you are rare, interesting and THICC.

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Working Whales tinder opener

A whale ate my girlfriend, will you be mine?

Do you like whales?

Because we can hump back at my place

Are you a whale?

Cause we can humpback at my place!

Are you a whale? Because my fire fish wants to hide in your blowholes.

Girl are you a whale?

Cuz we can humpback at my place

Are you a whale?

Cause I think we should hump back at my place

Roses are red,

Whales eat krill,
Would you be keen for some Netflix and chill?

Are you a whale?

Cause u fat

Are you a Whale?

Cause your whaley pretty

They don't cal me a sperm-whale for nothing.

Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes as well.