46 Whales Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Whales rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about whales, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Whales Pickup Lines

A good Whales hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Roses are red, whales are grey

Come to my room, we'll kiss ok?
Do You Like Whales?

Cause we can go humpback at my place.
Do you like whales? Because we could go h**... back at my place.
I'm a s**... whale. Seriously, what more do I need to say?
Do you like whales? Cause we can go h**... back at my place.
Let's spend the next 3 days in bed. I'll be Jonah and you be the whale.

Short and cute whales pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about whales are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Babe, you will love my whale inside you. You're whale-come.

Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes when I go down on you.

Do you like whales? Well you will love the whale in my pants after tonight.

Forget about all the fish in the sea, you need a whale to pleasure you.

Are you a killer whale? Because babe you can prey on my s**... whales anytime.

Do you like whales?
Cause I was thinking we could Humpback at my place

I heard you like whales.

Wanna humpback at my place?

Cheesy whales Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

They don't call me a s**...-whale for nothing.

I bet you love whales and I want to get into your blowholes.

Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my dick be mo'.

Are you my baby whale? Because I am about to make you squirt.

Want to ride a whale back at my place?

Are you just pleased to see me, or you are happy seeing these whales.

You make me feel like a whale, I have to blow and let off some steam.

Corny whales Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Whales conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl are you a whale?

Cause you are rare, interesting and THICC.

Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Because I was thinking that we could

A whale ate my girlfriend, will you be mine?

Do you like whales?

Because we can h**... back at my place

Are you a whale?
Cause we can humpback at my place!

Are you a whale? Because my fire fish wants to hide in your blowholes.

Girl are you a whale?

Cuz we can humpback at my place

Are you a whale?

Cause I think we should h**... back at my place

Roses are red,

Whales eat krill,
Would you be keen for some Netflix and chill?

Are you a Whale?

Cause your whaley pretty

Are you a whale?

Cause u fat

If I had a Bitcoin for every time you came across my mind, I'd be a Whale.

A good whales Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Whales hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I speak whale.

Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Because I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.

Are you a whale? Because I like your blow hole.

If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving kiss machine, would you hold it against me? Please?

Girl, I am not normal, I am a crypto whale.

They don't cal me a sperm-whale for nothing.

Excuse me, but do you like whales? (yeah, why) Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.

Do you like whales? Because we can go h**... back at my place.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name).

Whale be mine?

Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes as well.

I whale shower you with love.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Whales love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Whales chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.