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Top 19 Dessert Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dessert pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dessert conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

  2. If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.

  3. You're so sweet, i just want you for dessert.

  4. Why, baby, you're dessert.

  5. I'll make you dinner. I'll make you breakfast. But in between, we'll have to have some dessert. And I'm a physics major.

  6. I'm not a dessert person

    But I have a sweet tooth for you

  7. My bloodsugar is so high

    If you were a vampire, I'd be dessert.
    EDIT: dessert

  8. Nice ice cream you got there,

    If that's your dessert, do you wanna be mine?

  9. I’d love to take you out for dinner…

    And/orra dessert

  10. What do you think about this pickup line?

    You must be my favorite dessert, cuz I can eat you all day.

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What is a Dessert pickup line?

Funny dessert pickup lines

Honey, you're one tasty dish...
Now how about some dessert?

Are You Dessert?

Because I'll be pudding it in you...

For them waiters and waitresses

*after they bring the dessert menu”

“Hey excuse me, there’s something wrong with my menu”

“I’m sorry, what seems to be the problem”

“I don’t see you on here”

You must be my favorite dessert

Cause I can eat you all day!

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This is a funny Dessert pickup line!

Want to share my dessert?

Why it is that whenever a man takes you to lunch around here, you're the dessert?

If this donut is my meal, then you would be my dessert.

If you were a dessert, I'd drizzle Port and chocolate all over you.