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Top 20 Desert Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Desert pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Desert conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. How about we skip the turkey and go straight to desert.

  2. Ay caramba!

    You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.

  3. Lemme leave a 5 star review of your parents

    On uber eats for making such a cute SNACC / beautiful desert

  4. Hey, do you know the rules?

    Because so do I
    A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
    You wouldn't get this from any other guy

    I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
    Gotta make you understand

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

  5. Are you the Sahara Desert?

    Cause you’re really hot and make be feel physically uncomfortable

  6. I want to turn your deserted land into some sweet Wetlands.

  7. If i could only bring 3 things with me to a deserted Island

    I wouldn’t care about the other 2 as long as i had you with me

  8. I see where the only two who survived the plane crash and made it to this deserted island...wanna make out?

  9. You look like a cold glass of water

    And it feels like I’ve been in the desert for 3 weeks

  10. I wanna take you on a desert tour because I love Djibouti.

Funny desert pickup lines

Dayum are you the Saharan Desert?

Cuz you’re the hottest.

You know what they say about the deserted shelves in Main Stacks — they’re terrific for productivity.

Israel's south may be a desert, but my negec is overflowing.

You are so wonderful, I'd "follow" you anywhere: from the desert to the sea... to a dark alleyway in the middle of the night.

You're as hot as a desert summer.

I'd run to a deserted store and grab condoms so fast for you.

You are full of fair desert

You guild my praises far above my deserts

Have you ever visited the deserted shelves in the main library? Want to?