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Top 19 Desert Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Desert pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. How about we skip the turkey and go straight to desert.

  2. Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.

  3. Are you the Sahara Desert?

    Cause you’re really hot and make be feel physically uncomfortable

  4. I want to turn your deserted land into some sweet Wetlands.

  5. If i could only bring 3 things with me to a deserted Island

    I wouldn’t care about the other 2 as long as i had you with me

  6. I see where the only two who survived the plane crash and made it to this deserted island...wanna make out?

  7. Top ten cute desert omnivores you won’t believe actually exist (sorted by cuteness)

    10. fennec
    9. fennec
    8. still a fennec
    7. fennec
    6. you guessed it, a fennec
    5. fennec
    4. fennec (did i mention the fennec is cute?)
    3. fennec
    2. a fucking fennec
    1. you if you ever go to the desert

  8. I wanna take you on a desert tour because I love Djibouti.

  9. Dayum are you the Saharan Desert?

    Cuz you’re the hottest.

  10. You know what they say about the deserted shelves in Main Stacks — they’re terrific for productivity.

Funny desert pickup lines

Israel's south may be a desert, but my negec is overflowing.

You are so wonderful, I'd "follow" you anywhere: from the desert to the sea... to a dark alleyway in the middle of the night.

If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn't equal my love for you.

The Arizona desert's full of cacti, but I've got the biggest prick.

I'd run to a deserted store and grab condoms so fast for you.

Have you ever visited the deserted shelves in the main library? Want to?

You guild my praises far above my deserts

You are full of fair desert