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Top 28 Salad Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Salad pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Salad conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Did I give you enough dressing for your salad?

  2. I saw you have good running form; want to grab a salad tonight?

  3. Hey girl, are you a salad?

    Because I prefer you without dressing.

  4. Are you a fruit salad?

    Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

  5. You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.

  6. Are you a salad..

    Because i wanna fill you up with my dressing..

  7. I'd like my salad and you..

    In the same way every night

    Both undressed

  8. Hey cutie, are you unlimited olive garden breadsticks and salad

    Cause you're all I can think about alone at night

  9. I dont like vegetables but...

    I'd still like to put my eggplant in your salad

  10. Call you a salad

    Cuz i want to cobb a feel

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What is a Salad pickup line?

Funny salad pickup lines

Do you like vegetables?
Cause I wanna eat your salad

Do you like salad?

Cause I want to eat your salad.

If you where a salad

Can I cover you with my dressing

(For Les/Bi Women) What do you want for Dinner?

Scissors Salad, please.

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This is a funny Salad pickup line!

More like salad undressing.

You can't tell me your opinion doesn't matter. You changed me for the better in a hundred different ways. Yeah, I might miss a book or a, a salad here and there, but...I've got Claire all over me.

You're a Galatians 5 fruit salad.

May I use those melons for my Fruit of the Loom salad?

Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage.

Heaven must be missing an ambrosia salad.

Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad?

If you were a salad, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.

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Working Salad tinder opener

You look like a bowl of macaroni salad, I just gotta spoon you.

You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.

You must be potato salad because you're making my mouth watery.

You are a vegetarian? Let me toss a salad for you.