Top 29 Salad Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Salad pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Did I give you enough dressing for your salad?

2. I saw you have good running form; want to grab a salad tonight?

3. Hey girl, are you a salad?

   Because I prefer you without dressing.

4. Are you a fruit salad?

   Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

5. You’re a vegan? Let me toss a salad for you.

6. Are you a salad..

   Because i wanna fill you up with my dressing..

7. I'd like my salad and you..

   In the same way every night
   
   Both undressed

8. Damn girl, are you a plain salad?

   Because I want to eat you undressed

9. Hey cutie, are you unlimited olive garden breadsticks and salad

   Cause you're all I can think about alone at night

10. I dont like vegetables but...

    I'd still like to put my eggplant in your salad

Funny salad pickup lines

Call you a salad
Cuz i want to cobb a feel

Do you like salad?

Cause I want to eat your salad.

Do you like vegetables?

Cause I wanna eat your salad

Are you a salad?

Because I like you without dressing.

If you where a salad

Can I cover you with my dressing

More like salad undressing.

You can't tell me your opinion doesn't matter. You changed me for the better in a hundred different ways. Yeah, I might miss a book or a, a salad here and there, but...I've got Claire all over me.

You're a Galatians 5 fruit salad.

May I use those melons for my Fruit of the Loom salad?

Are you into salads? Because I think I’m falling in lovage.

Heaven must be missing an ambrosia salad.

Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad?

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

You look like a bowl of macaroni salad, I just gotta spoon you.

You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.

You must be potato salad because you're making my mouth watery.

You are a vegetarian? Let me toss a salad for you.