I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one

Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

Sorry girl I'll have to eat you after dinner

Because you're a snack

I wish I could take you to the movies

But they won’t let me bring my own snack

Did it hurt? When you fell?

And when they say 'fRoM hEaVeN?'
Say:- no when you fell from the vending machine
Cuz you a snack

I would ask you out to the movies, but they don’t let snacks in

Are you a Goldfish

Cause you a snack that smiles back

I’ll see myself out

I’m sad, I went to go grab a snack from the fridge

And you weren’t there

Are you a strawberry cause you’re a snack that I’d love to take the top off of any time of the day

Hey. So I’d like to take you to the movies but they say not to bring your own snacks..

Did you put quarters in the vending machine?

Because your snack is here.

Did it hurt?

...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.

Unfortunately, I cannot take you to the movies

They don’t allow snacks

I wish I can take you to the movies,

But they don't allow me to bring my own snacks.

Is your nickname goldfish?

Because you're the snack that smiles back

Hey girl, are you a goldfish?

Because you look like the snack that smiles back.

I would take you to the movie

But idk they get upset when I bring my own snack

Is your mom a vending machine?

Cus' ur looking like a snack

I tried to use OGP, but they didn’t have the snack I wanted. Could I pick you up instead?

Babe, I want you to snack on my sack tonight.

They call my d**... spare change, because I use it for snacks like you.

Hot cheetos are pretty good but I think you might be a hotter snack

Are you a bag of snack? Because I want to finish you off and lick my fingers.

Are you s**...? Because I got a s**... Snack in my pants.

Babe, you are my favorite cookie snack. And I am about to turn you into Oreo.

I think I might be a cannibal

Because every time I look at you, all I see is a snack

Babe are you the snack section in Walmart? Because I want to reach deep into you.

Would you do it for a s**... Snack?

Babe, are you a snack pie? Because I want to fill you up with cream.

Girl, are you the finals? because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

Girl are your pronouns her/she?

Cuz you're lookin' like a snack

I'd take you to the movies

But they don't allow outside snacks.

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

You’re my little toaster strudel. I want you to be my delicious warm snack that’s covered in my special frosting.

Nice rack, you must be every man's favorite snack.

I’m out of quarantine snacks. Are you available?

Get it? Cause you’re a snack.

Girl, you could snack in my love shack any time.

Girl, are you the SAT?

Cuz I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a break in the middle for snacks.

You are the only snack I wanna stock up on.

Did it hurt when you fall from the vending machine? Because you are a snack.

I would take you to the movies but...

They don’t allow people to bring snacks

Girl you so hot

And i'm lookin to snack on something spicy

Baby, are you a Mexican snack? Because you’re corny and cheesy.

Babe, how about you be my snack and I will bring you a full course meal.

Girl, are you s**... Snack? Because I would go into dark places to taste you.

You’re so tasty....That every time someone asks me what’s my favorite snack I show them a picture of you.

Coming! Coming! Damn girl you are about to s**... on one tasty snack.

If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.

I’d love to go watch a movie with you

But I don’t think they’d let a snack inside.

My favorite snack in the world is you.

Babe, I want to feast on your stacked snack.

I wanna take you to the movies...

But they don’t allow snacks inside.

Are you a hotel room mini bar? Because I want to snack on you tonight for lots of money.

You know what you and these emojis 🥨🥕 got in common?

They are snacks

Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

Cause you’re a snack that smiles back

Well, I do take my training seriously. Just finished learning how to fetch snacks on command. What's next, sit or roll over?

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your smile—and I might need a snack break!"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine since I'm already entranced by this screen-side snack?"

"I'd rather focus on the main course, which is getting to know you better, than sneak in snacks."

Ah, so I’m the half that brings the snacks? Perfect! Just don’t expect me to share my fries—those are non-negotiable! 😂

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... except my snack cravings!"

Are you made of sugar? Because you're sweeter than a chubby bunny's midnight snack.

Totally agree! Nothing wrong with a cozy day in. Especially if it involves some good snacks and great company... like you, perhaps? 😏

If you were a snack, you'd be a perfect blend of sweet and cheesy - just like you.

"Are you a magician? Because every time you’re mad, I disappear... into a world of snacks to bribe you back!"

"If you're a snack, then I must be a nocturnal animal, because I can't stop craving you all night long."

"Are you a midnight snack? Because I can’t resist wanting a taste of you tonight."

"Good to know! Just confirms that thinking about you is a delicious snack for my brain."

Eleanor: It's not a joke. I'm a legit snack.

"Ah, the classic playground politics! I was probably busy negotiating snack trades while you were perfecting your superhero landings. Priorities, right? 🍕🦸‍♂️"

"I'm not sure what looks tastier, those snacks or the captivating smile you're serving."

They say red means passion, and looking at you, I can see why. You're sizzling like a juicy steak.

If you were a taco, you'd be a total snack-sensation with a side of guac!

"Are you a fan of BDSM too? Because I'm all about Breakfast, Dinner, Snacks n' Movies for our first date!"

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack to me!

Only if you promise to bring the snacks! Don't worry, my getaway car is fully stocked with chips and dip. 🚗🌮

"Hmm, a self-cannibalizing brain! Sounds like my diet when I can't find any snacks in the fridge."

Long fingers? That must make it easier to catch those sneaky snacks before they disappear! What's your secret snack obsession?

I appreciate it! My secret skill? I can binge-watch an entire series without blinking. It's like the Olympics, but with snacks and pajamas. How about you?

Your thighs remind me of my favorite snack - hot and buttery, just waiting to be devoured.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that I have no intentions of eating."

If you were a cheesy snack, you'd be the perfect combination of cheddar and gouda - truly exquisite.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack that makes me meow."

If dating me is like babysitting, does that mean I should bring snacks and a bedtime story? 🍪📚

"If you’re the dessert, I’ll be the spoon—ready to scoop you up whenever you're feeling emotional!"

Once I snack in your crack, I will never want to go back.

Are you a snack? Because I've eaten but I'm still hungry for you.

Are you made of cheese? Because you are irresistibly delicious, just like my favorite snack.

Just trying to catch that worm before it becomes a late-night snack for some night owl! 🌙

"Wise choice! Life's sweeter with balance. What’s your go-to snack when you want to indulge without going overboard?"

Are you a snack? Because I've eaten but still hungry, can I devour you?

"That's tempting, but I prefer our conversations to popcorn fights. Keeps the screen clear for your eyes."

"Taylor, they say red is the color of passion...wanna find out if that's true together?"

"Crazy, huh? Well, at least we can make a solid team for any upcoming reality shows. My talent? Expert level snack guzzler! 🍕😄"

True! But I think a genuine laugh is like finding a unicorn in a haystack. Rare, magical, and you can never trust them with your snacks!

"They call you a snack, but darling, to me you're a full course meal with dessert included."

I’d totally get in trouble bringing you to the movies…

They won’t let me bring my own snack.

"After all that practice, how about I treat you to your favorite snack? You deserve a little joy!"

"Hey, did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack! But seriously, what's your favorite guilty pleasure food?"

Did you just come from the oven? Because you're looking like a snack in that outfit!

"Haha, I see you have a taste for the sweet things in life! What’s your favorite guilty pleasure snack? 🍑"

"Hey, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my Bag of Doritos, Snacks & M&Ms?"

Haha, that sounds fun! I'll bring the snacks, you bring the tunes. Let's make sure the neighbors don't call the cops this time!

"I must be a bag of chips, because every time I see you, I just want to pop and crunch!"

"You might have a point! I’ll grab my tiny throne while you bring the snacks. Just promise to share your kingdom’s best treats!"

Did it hurt when you fell from a vending machine?

Cause you look like a snack

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that's making my heart jump!"

"So you're speechless? Well, let me fill in the silence. Did it hurt... when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack!"

That makes sense. Maybe some soothing tea or a healthy snack could help next time. Take care of yourself!

I think I might be a cannibal. Because every time I look at you, all I see is a snack for me to nibble on.

Are you a snack? Because I have a taste for all kinds of delicious treats.

"Don't be your own snack when you could be the cherry on top of my heart's sundae."

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack on your commute to work.

"Are you a snack? Because your orange skin and macaroni hair make you look like Cheetos with ketchup."

"Are you a Kit Kat? Because you're sweet, tempting, and I can never have just one bite, Taylor."

Are you a midnight snack? Because you're the reason I stay up past my bedtime.

Nah, just caffeine and bad puns! But I’m always looking for a partner in crime... or at least in snack theft! 😄

If you were a snack on a Virgin Airline flight, you'd be the first-class pretzel - salty and irresistible!

"In a world of meals, you're a delicacy dear,
A beautiful snack, that brings me cheer."

"Don't eat yourself, darling! You're not just your average cookie, you're a fortune cookie predicting our sweet future together."

"Well, if they’re enjoying your blood, I hope it comes with a side of fries! Nothing like a snack while being dramatic, right?"

Are you a bag of popcorn? Because I can't resist reaching for you during a movie night.

"Exclusive, huh? How about I start a support group instead? 'Fans of the One and Only'—our motto: 'We laugh, we cry, we snack!'”

Well, I'm basically a pro at carrying snacks, so between the two of us, we've got all bases covered!

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're definitely a snack!"

Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

Girl, are you a slim jim? Because you're the only snack I want to unwrap!

I think I saw you in isle 7 at Walmart the other day...

That's where they keep the snacks yea?

Haha, sounds like a plan! I'll bring the snacks, you bring the charm. Deal? 😄

Are you an onigiri? Because you're the perfect bite-sized snack that I can't resist.

Are you a plantain chip? Because you're the crunch to my snack of life.