Top 50 Breakfast Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Breakfast pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Breakfast conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Wanna go on a date?

   Wanna maybe do dinner a movie then...Breakfast?

2. I'd like to eat breakfast with you.

   Can I invite you to dinner?

3. You look like thanksgiving Dinner

   Delicious, and when I’m done with you I’m gonna eat you for breakfast too. 🤤

4. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast?

   Because you're looking magically delicious.

5. Woman: I have a boyfriend.
   Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
   Woman: What?
   Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

6. I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

7. Are you from the pancake house? Cuz I just wanna stack on top of you.

8. I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

9. Do you open for breakfast?

10. Are you breakfast

    Three punchlines
    A:because i miss you often
    B:because you go good with milk ;)
    C:because you acting kind of fruity

Funny breakfast pickup lines

You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

I have a much better grand finale planned for you, I'll even buy you breakfast.

You got that kiss syrup. Come and overflow on my pancake, love.

Hey baby, I'd like to French your toast.

You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

My beans are cold could you warm them up?

Would you like to get breakfast tomorrow? Should I call you or nudge you?

Sorry it took me so long to message you.

I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

Olly... are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

Oh you got a boyfriend? Perfect he can make us breakfast in the morning.

Since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.

I really want to flip your pancakes.

If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.

Girl, I want to love you like Walter Junior loves breakfast.

You're a full bodied breakfast tea.

You’re like a breakfast to me

I cannot start the day without eating you

If you come over for dinner

I’ll make you breakfast.

Are you breakfast?

Cuz I miss you a lot

Hey girl, I want to have breakfast with you

Mind if I take you to dinner ;)

Are you a PopTart? Because...

- I'd totally eat you for breakfast
- you're the sweetest person I know
- you make me smile each morning
- I want to make you my sugar mommy

I'll make you dinner. I'll make you breakfast. But in between, we'll have to have some dessert. And I'm a physics major.