Top 50 Breakfast Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Breakfast chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast?

   Because you're looking magically delicious.

2. Woman: I have a boyfriend.
   Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
   Woman: What?
   Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

3. I heard bacon goes well with bourbon, shall we?

4. Are you from the pancake house? Cuz I just wanna stack on top of you.

5. I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

6. Do you open for breakfast?

7. You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

8. I have a much better grand finale planned for you, I'll even buy you breakfast.

9. You got that sex syrup. Come and overflow on my pancake, love.

10. Hey baby, I'd like to French your toast.

Funny breakfast pickup lines

I make a great breakfast.

You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

My beans are cold could you warm them up?

Would you like to get breakfast tomorrow? Should I call you or nudge you?

"Sorry it took me so long to message you, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast."

Olly... are you an egg? Because the moment I see you, my smile turns sunny side up.

I'll bring the bacon if you bring the eggs.

Oh you got a boyfriend? Perfect he can make us breakfast in the morning.

Are you a pancake?

Because I’d like to eat you on a Sunday breakfast

Are you breakfast? Cause you're the greatest thing ever.

I really want to flip your pancakes.

If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.

Girl, I want to love you like Walter Junior loves breakfast.

You're a full bodied breakfast tea.

If you come over for dinner

I’ll make you breakfast.

I'll make you dinner. I'll make you breakfast. But in between, we'll have to have some dessert. And I'm a physics major.

Hey I was wondering the diameter of your pancakes?

Baby, your bacon my eggs!

You scramble my eggs and I'll fertilize yours.

You’re bacon me crazy!

I’d love to take you to breakfast

Should I call you or should I nudge you?

Do you want some breakfast?

Cause I'm gonna stick my dick in your fallopian tube and scramble your eggs

Hey girl, I hope you like breakfast

Because I’d love to knock the gravy outta your biscuit with my sausage

Pancakes or scrambled eggs

Do you like pancakes or scrambled eggs for breakfast? I don’t know what to cook for you in the morning after you spend the night at my place

How do you feel about breakfast?

I'd love to scramble your eggs with my sausage