Are you a dinner bell? Because I wanna kiss you till everyone comes.

If your left leg was lunch...

And your right leg was dinner....

Can I have the snack in between

Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”

I'm ten cents short for a dinner for two...

And you're the dime I need

Hey, I'd love to have you for dinner sometime.

Dinner is on me. I know the chef.

The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

Can it be Halloween? , So I can trick you into going out with me and treat you to a nice dinner

Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?

I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?

Yes, that is a gun in my pocket and after I take care of some of my ex-colleagues, would you like to do dinner?

Would you like to grab dinner with me? I have a reservation.

Would you like to redistribute resources by taking me out to dinner?

You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?

If you were a dinner bell, I would kiss you till everyone came

Are you microwave dinner? Because I will heat you up and eat you up.

You wouldn’t need pumpkin pie if you invited me over for dinner.

If you take me out for a romantic dinner I’ll guarantee a good ROI.

What about dinner on the beach at full moon night?

Can I buy you a shot? How about dinner?

Give me your digits and I’ll row that many meters before I take you to dinner.

Postmates? More like Post-dates. Let's turn this into a dinner date.

I'm fully vaccinated, I can share it with you after dinner if you like?

Would you like to have dinner with the third degree of the diatomic scale?

Want some dinner tonight? Because I need some parking validation to park inside.

Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," How about dinner?

Chipotle burritos make h**..., and we should totally get some for dinner tonight.

Tonight we have moonlight dinner.

Halflings make the best dinner love, wink the best breakfast too.

You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast in bed?

Are you cereal? Because I can eat you for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

If you come over for dinner

I’ll make you breakfast.

If you left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas would you....

Let me come over and eat dinner in between the holidays

Roses are red, let's make things all right.

I'm gonna have you for dinner tonight.

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the c**... out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?

"Your skin looks perfect, would you mind sharing your secret or should I keep guessing with dinner and wine?"

"Like the mystic Halong Bay, your allure is timeless and breathtaking. Fancy exploring our chemistry over dinner?"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine since I'm already entranced by this screen-side snack?"

"Seems like my follow request got lost in your notifications, may I resend it over a candlelight dinner?"

"Your gorgeous looks are haunting me. How about we exorcise this attraction over dinner?"

"You've got a keen sense, I must say. Fancy discovering more chapters over a candlelit dinner?"

"Dinner at 8, Shortie? It's a date. Your pout makes my heart race faster than the hands of time."

"Is that midnight dinner for one? Because with your beauty, you've made my heart a table for two."

"Since you want to meet, let's make it a memory worth repeating, dinner tonight?"

"If I get to be your charming therapist, does that mean we're having sessions over coffee or a lovely dinner?"

"I'm sorry for making you sad, gorgeous. How about we forget the past over dinner and stargazing tonight?"

"Amy, like the perfect melody, your name plays on my mind. Fancy an encore at dinner tonight?"

"Your intriguing charm is a story I can't wait to unfold; how about we start writing our chapter over dinner?"

"Are you a fan of BDSM too? Because I'm all about Breakfast, Dinner, Snacks n' Movies for our first date!"

"Watching volleyball, huh? How about we bounce some ideas around for the perfect dinner date together?"

"No idea, huh? How about we explore the mystery together over dinner?"

"Your beauty’s a poem that beats all the rest, would you say yes to a dinner request?"

"Are you a menu at a 5-star restaurant? Because I've booked us dinner, and everything I see looks deliciously blonde."

"Has anyone told you that your kindness is contagious? Mind if I catch a bit more over dinner?"

"With your beauty, I thought 'cute' was my middle name. How about we explore our mutual adorables over dinner?"

"Our chemistry is as explosive as the Afghan frontlines, care to negotiate peace over dinner?"

"I bet you look enchanting curled up in it, though nothing would beat seeing you unwind over dinner with me."

"Then you're in luck, because I'm a master of extra curriculum, especially those involving candlelit dinners and moonlit walks."

"Is it possible that you're on my menu tonight? Because your caring nature is the only dish I crave."

"That captivating smile of yours could turn angels jealous; how about sharing it with me tonight over dinner?"

"Well, if it's repayment you're after, how about we settle the debt with a candlelight dinner and a night of passion?"

"Do you like spaghetti? Because I could see us together on a dinner date."

"Working for the FBI? Don't be shy, share those secrets with me over dinner tonight."