Top 50 Dinner Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dinner pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Wanna go on a date?

   Wanna maybe do dinner a movie then...Breakfast?

2. Do you know what is that?

   “Points between her legs”
   
   My dinner

3. Sorry girl I'll have to eat you after dinner

   Because you're a snack

4. You look like thanksgiving Dinner

   Delicious, and when I’m done with you I’m gonna eat you for breakfast too. 🤤

5. Dinner tastes better at my place.

6. Hey, I'd love to have you for dinner sometime.

7. Hey girl why don't you and I make an Exodus out of here and get some dinner?

8. Dinner is on me. I know the chef.

9. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," how about dinner?

10. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

Funny dinner pickup lines

Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?

I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?

Yes, that is a gun in my pocket and after I take care of some of my ex-colleagues, would you like to do dinner?

Do you want to get dinner with me? Must be between 4-4:30.

Would you like to redistribute resources by taking me out to dinner?

You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.

The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.

Please? Just dinner?

Woof woof woof, woof woof! Woof woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof dinner and a movie?

You wouldn’t need pumpkin pie if you invited me over for dinner.

Would you like to have dinner with the third degree of the diatomic scale?

Roses are red, let's make things all right.

I'm gonna have you for dinner tonight.

If you left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas would you....

Let me come over and eat dinner in between the holidays

Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?

If your right leg is Christmas, and your left leg is Easter,

Would you let me come for dinner in between the holidays?

Are you an oven on Christmas dinner?

Because I want to put my cock inside you

I'd love to serve you dinner at my place instead of you continuing to serve these volleyballs.

The word says to 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; So how about dinner tonight?

I'll make you dinner. I'll make you breakfast. But in between, we'll have to have some dessert. And I'm a physics major.

Chipotle burritos make horny, and we should totally get some for dinner tonight.

How about dinner? I can swing by your place at 7 to dig you up?

Roses are red, violets are blue

Roses are red,

And violets are blue,

Should i make the dinner reservations,


For me and You ?