Top 23 Steak Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Steak pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Steak conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you a steak?

   Cause you’re pretty well done!

2. Hey girl, are you a medium rare steak?

   Coz I'd still eat you even if you're bleeding

3. Are you a rare steak?

   Because I’d eat you even if you were bleeding

4. Are you a rare steak?

   Because i’ll eat you even if you’re bleeding

5. Hey girl, are you a raw steak?

   Because i would still eat you even if you’re bleeding.

6. I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.

7. Are you a rare steak?

   Cuz I'd still eat you if you were bleedin'

8. Chicken, Steak, Barbacoa, Carnitas, Sofritas, or My tasty man based protein?

9. Are you a rare steak

   Cuz I’d still eat you if you were bleeding

10. Are you a Minecraft steak?

    Cause I wanna keep you in my chest and eat you later.🤚

Funny steak pickup lines

Hey girl, are you a rare steak?
Because I’d eat you if you were bleeding

Are you a rare steak?

Because I would eat you even if you were bleeding

You’re as juicy as a Ribeye steak

Specially with my bone-in

Are you a steak

Because finding someone as pretty as you is kinda rare.

Hey girl are you a are steak?

Cuz I’d still eat u if u were bleeding

Are you a grill?
Cuz I wanna steak you on a date

Do you like your steak a little raw?

Because I’m going to be doing you raw tonight.


(That didn’t really work as well as I expected to)

Hey are you a steak

Because you look well done

Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?

You put a steak right. through. my. heart.

I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.

You are a perfect piece of steak. I can't stop drooling over you.