Top 24 Steak Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Steak chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you a steak?

   Cause you’re pretty well done!

2. Are you a rare steak?

   Because I’d eat you even if you were bleeding

3. Are you a rare steak?

   Because i’ll eat you even if you’re bleeding

4. I like my sex the way I like my steak...

   Raw and bloody.

5. Hey girl, are you a raw steak?

   Because i would still eat you even if you’re bleeding.

6. I got invited to the steak dinner at the John Deere dealer.

7. Are you a rare steak?

   Cuz I'd still eat you if you were bleedin'

8. Are you a rare steak

   Cuz I’d still eat you if you were bleeding

9. Are you a Minecraft steak?

   Cause I wanna keep you in my chest and eat you later.🤚

10. Hey girl, are you a rare steak?

    Because I’d eat you if you were bleeding

Funny steak pickup lines

Are you a rare steak?
Because I would eat you even if you were bleeding

You’re as juicy as a Ribeye steak

Specially with my bone-in

Are you a rare steak...

Cause I'd still eat ya, if you were bloody

Hey girl are you a are steak?

Cuz I’d still eat u if u were bleeding

Do you like your steak a little raw?

Because I’m going to be doing you raw tonight.


(That didn’t really work as well as I expected to)

Hey are you a steak
Because you look well done

Are you a steak

Because finding someone as pretty as you is kinda rare.

If You Were a Steak

You Would be Well Done.

Are you a grill?

Cuz I wanna steak you on a date

Would you like Steak or Eggs with your Bacon?

You put a steak right. through. my. heart.

I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.