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Top 50 Morning Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Morning pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. How do you like your coffee?

    I should really know for tomorrow morning.

  2. Are you coffee

    Bc you’re the first thing I think about in the morning

  3. Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

    Because I desperately need your approval.

  4. How do you like your eggs?

    Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

  5. Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

  6. Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?

  7. The sun isn't the only that is up in the morning.

  8. Did you have lucky charms for breakfast?

    Because you're looking magically delicious.

  9. Pardon me but my necktie is on your floor. Wait, that's *tomorrow* morning...

  10. I'll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.

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Funny morning pickup lines

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Hello my beautiful, Good Morning and as always I'm thinking of you.

I just woke up and you’re already on my mind.

If you can't make good morning coffee,

its ok cause i got you as my morning coffee.

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Hey so you want to see some magic?

You and I will go to your place have sex and I’ll disappear in the morning.

How do you like your coffee in the morning? I like mine #000000.

Have you listened to famous last words? cause id like to see you lying next to me in the morning.

Goodnight I love you see you in the morning!

Baby you hit the snooze button better than anyone I know.

Good Morning sweetheart and have a Good Day!

Tomorrow morning I'll have personal jurisdiction over you because we're about to make some significant contacts.

You were the principal thing to ring a bell as I woke up this morning.

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Working Morning tinder opener

Let me wake you up for the rest of my life.

Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

Every minute spent with you is a minute well spent. Good Morning.

I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages

Which do you want to hear tomorrow ?

If morning is you, I am the first one to wake up to meet you.

I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.

Don't you just love the smell of drones in the morning?

Do you have Obamacare? For, you know, the morning after.

Good morning sexy!

Can’t wait to set my eyes on you again tonight.

I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.